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the simpsons

  1. Buttersamuri

    Battle of the Old Men

    John Kramer decides to end his last victim personally. Mr. Burns himself. However, he is in his End of life state Both 10-C John doesn't get his blade No previous knowledge on each other Mr. Burns gets that baseball bat he had once John gets a wheelchair Takes place in Mr. Burns office...
  2. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Possible Kang and Kodos Accelerator Ray buff?

    This is going to be mostly about the simpson's god but i'm wondering should the treehouse of horror universe be a multiverse because of all the timelines in it like one where homer dies or he turns into a giant blob or is king homer and since god from the simpsons made this universe and the...
  3. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Big Boy Burns fights a crippled boy

    Mr burns vs Jimmy Valmer, Mr.burns sees jimmy and thinks of his early days of being a bully and decides he wants to relieve it but more malice and decides to try and kill the little boy both at 10-c jimmy will have his cruches both blood lusted battle takes place at a park with no one there but...
  4. Modernmyrmidon

    Mr. Burns vs a Yellow Pikmin (1 more vote)

    Both 10-C Both Bloodlusted Speed equalized Yellow Pikmin- 7 Mr. Burns- 0
  5. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    bart on focusyn?

    just a bit curious in brothers little helper he takes a drug that helps him concentrate and makes him smarter so i had a question what's would be barts intellegence also you think it would be a good idea to have debates with bart on focusyn
  6. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr. Burns vs Ono

    Rules: Both at 10-C Speed equalized Burns: 1 Ono: 1 Inconclusive:
  7. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr. Burns vs Heihei (GRACE)

    Rules: Both at 10-C Speed equalized The rest is SBA Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heihei Burns: Heihei: 7 Inconclusive:
  8. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns vs A Gun

    Here's what happens. A person has a gun. A Kolibri Pistolbwith a single Bullet. They shoot at Mr Burns. He is not aloud to get any outside help to heal him He is 5 feet away from the gun Mr. Burns wins if he survives. The gun wins if Mr Burns dies. Being knocked unconscious isn't a win. It's...
  9. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    a smart boy fights some smart aliens

    2 wall level smart boys fight to the death no inventions fist to fist rick in human form with no weapons and kang and kodos with no weapons also both at 9-B Rick: Kang and Kodos: inconclusive:
  10. Buttersamuri

    Burns Upgrade

    Ok. It is fun and all to think of Burns as stupidly weak. Which he is Attack wise. But he has taken punchings from homer, beatings from Abe (who scales to homer), Hits from Bart, and a room of gold falling on him and much more and survived. Really. He should get an upgrade to Varies from below...
  11. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson REDO

    Both are 9-B. Speed Equalized. Battle is in Hank's house. Both are in-character. Hank has a shotgun and a chainsaw. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Hank Hill: 0 Homer Simpson: 0 Inconclusive: 3
  12. Creaturemaster971

    A Scrooge vs a Strategian

    Mr. Burns vs Togame Speed is equalized, battle takes place in Mr. Burns's office. SBA otherwise Burns: 1 Togame: 2 Inconclusive:
  13. Buttersamuri

    You know, These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they make down at Hank Hills house

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire. Skinner alarmed and let's out a gasp before opening the...
  14. Buttersamuri

    Question on an earthquake feat

    Recently I had been made aware of an interesting feat where Homer says Doh so loud that it causes the screen to shake, sends it a massive sounds wave, and cracks the ground at least past the Nuclear plants parking lot and likely entirely Springfield (full context shows it shaking past and into...
  15. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    an old man trys to fight an old corpse (Grace)

    mr burns vs grandpa sawyer grandpa will get his hammer and wheel chair and burns will get nothing both are at 10-c also takes place in burn's office Old ma :8 A ******* dead body:
  16. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    a boxer vs an old man

    moleman vs glass joe two humans with wall level durability joe will have his title defense helmet but moleman won't have anything just his godly body so it's not a stomp because of glass joe's wall level striking also please tell me if this is a stomp Glass Man:2...
  17. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr Burns wants to kill a bee (GRACE)

    Why am I doing this shit? Idk Mr Burns vs Barry Bee Benson Both at 10-C Speed equalized Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Barry_Bee_Benso Burns: 7 The Bee:
  18. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Captain Wafner vs Homer Simpson

    Finding thematic matches in Wafner's AP range is proving to be a challenge Captain Wafner (2nd key) vs Homer Simpso Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED Wafner's AP: 2.13 megajoules Homer's AP: 6.38 megajoules
  19. The_Wright_Way

    Kool Hams ~ Skinner vs Kool-Aid Man

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire "Oh no!" Chalmers looked up and also saw the fire. "Oh no!"...
    • The_Wright_Way
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    • kool-aid man (marvel comics) marvel comics principal skinner the simpsons
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. EMagoIorSouI

    All Might VS. Radioactive Man

    Which hero is the mightiest!? A user of One for All or a stereotypical yet awesome radioactive Superhero? Combatanants will start 10 meters away from eachother and speed is equalized. All Might - 0 Radioactive Ma - 0 Inconclusive - 0
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    • all might my hero academia radioactive man (bongo comics) the simpsons
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. GyroNutz

    Seymour steams some more hams

    Still not Meat Boy. This is a redo of the old version. This is Meat from Mortal Kombat vs Principal Skinner. Here is the old thread for those who are curious. Skinner is armed with a machete, and speed is equal Who wins and why? Meat: Skinner: Inconclusive:
    • GyroNutz
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    • meat mortal kombat principal skinner the simpsons
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. Buttersamuri

    Homer. The composite Page

    Ok. So for a long while I have been tossing feats onto this page and refining it when I find more feats and abitkies and such. And i have gone through a lot of the stuff homer has to offer with a composite. But I'm having this thread and link here in case someone sees something I missed, or...
  23. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns vs. Remy

    Mr. Burns just told Smithers that Cars is superior to Ratatouille, so now Remy wants to kill him Speed is equalized Me irl: 0 The world's only blue rat: 1 WALL-E: 0
  24. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns fights some goldfish

    Mr. Burns is in a good mood today, so he wants to piss off PETA by bullying some goldfish Fight takes place in Burns' office, and the goldfish are in a bowl filled with clean water. Winner via death, KO or incap Me irl: 0 The snack that smiles back: 0 Cheez-Its: 0
  25. The_Wright_Way

    Goku has an unforgettable luncheon

    "Boy, I sure am hungry." Kid Goku said while taking a casual stroll. The smell of a delicious home cooked meal was leading him to the Skinner household. "Oh wow! A delicious meal!" Goku announced happily before digging into everything Skinner's kitchen had to offer. "Oh egads! My roast is...
  26. Psychomaster35

    New key for Mr. Burns (Possible New Tier)

    So there was something that I see that is left out of Burns' profile. That is his mech shown from this video, which is actually pretty much an amplifier to Burns he is stronger inside this mech. This thing has 3 forms that take a long time to defeat after a large amount of punches. It can...
  27. Christian_Higdon

    Connie vs Homer

    Speed Equal. Both are in-character. Battle is on an island. Win via KO or incap. Who wins? Connie: 7 Homer: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  28. Buttersamuri

    '''You'll be blinded by my new golden form'''

    Composite Homer in Gold form vs Frezia in Gold Form Both at 3-A to Low 2-C Whos blinding Golden form comes out on top Homer: 4 Inconclusive: 1 Frieza: 0
  29. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns wants to get rid of a fly

    It's summer time, which means flies are rampant, and one has just flew into Burns' office. Burns has a newspaper roll and...speed is equalized I guess Me irl: 6 Housefly: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  30. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Two old Matt Groening characters duke it out.

    Farnsworth has created a device to take people through the tv and let them interact with fiction. While demonstrating to the crew, he takes himself to the Simpsons world. As he's about to leave, Mr. Burns shows up and insults him, starting a fight. Win by incapacitation. PS: Farnsworth has no...
  31. Arrogant_Schmuck

    A Timid Ventriloquist Has an Unforgettable Luncheon

    Not the slightest bit thematic but Idk who would be for these girls Nono Natsume vs Principal Skinner Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED Nono's AP: 15 megajoules Skinner's AP: 14.3 megajoules
  32. Buttersamuri

    Springfield upgrades n stuff

    Time for to upgrade everyone's favorite idiots from Springfield. But before I go into all the feats. I did want to bring up should we consider The Simpsons and Family Guy crossover as canon? They have mad references to each other before, even having homer show up in an episode iirc. I bring up...
  33. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns fights a cookie

    Speed is equalized. Burns is hungry, making him willing to fight the gingerbread man Mr. Burns: 3 Do you know about the Muffin Man?: 1 Inconclusive: 0
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    • fables and fairytales mr. burns the gingerbread man the simpsons
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Stillwinston

    I thought we were having steamed krabs.......

    Another manly showdown here, probably a stomp but its too damn funny to not at least discuss. Speed is equal, both are 9-B and Krabs is the same height as Skinner. Skinner - 0 Krabs - 7 Incon - 0
    • Stillwinston
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    • mr. krabs principal skinner spongebob squarepants (universe) the simpsons
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Insecurity97

    Why you little...

    Homer Simpso vs. Bart Simpso Who wins and why? Homer: 7 Bart: 0 Peter Griffin: 0
  36. The_Wright_Way

    Saitama has an unforgettable luncheon

    "Oh no! My roast is ruined!" Seymour yelled in horror as looked into the oven. He quickly slammed the door shut and looked out the window. There, he saw Saitama walking by, carrying his lunch. "But what if, I stole his lunch and disguised it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish...
  37. Insecurity97

    Shrek vs. Homer Simpson

    Shrek is pissed that The Simpsons just got renewed for a 32nd season, so he decides to go to Springfield and teach Homer a lesson Both are bloodlusted. Speed is equalized just in case Shrek: 0 Homer Simpso: 6 Inconclusive: 1
  38. The_Impress

    Can Mr. Burns kill a balloon? (2-2-0)

    Unsure if this is a stomp or not, but oh well Speed equalized. Alan is bloodlusted. Burns has a pin. Battle set in a endless abyss with air. Mr. Burns: 2 Alan Keane: 2 Burns finds his inner child: 0
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    • alan keane mr. burns the amazing world of gumball the simpsons
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. Christian_Higdon

    Memed Hams: Skinner vs Baldi

    Speed Equal. Both are in-character. Battle is in an elementary school. Who wins? Steamed: 2 Meemed: 0 Inconclusive: 0 His only wins were against a character that got banned and a small girl. Feels bad man. Aah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable...
    • Christian_Higdon
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    • baldi baldi's basics in education and learning principal skinner the simpsons
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    striking strength revision

    So in the episode lisa's rival there are 2 skits about milhouse being on americas most wanted 1 of those segments has milhouse falling for about a 6 second fall or 579 feet (possibly more it cuts off to him almost half way down the dam) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oCQXBkD1Fc (edit) i...
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