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the simpsons

  1. Flashlight237

    SImpsons CRT: Give Mr. Burns His Hounds!

    You know, one of Mr. Burns selection of catchphrases is "Release the hounds!", and there's a good reason for that. Whenever he is displeased with someone, he would have his hounds called on them. In cases where Mr. Burns is feeling generous, he would just have A hound released. He can do this at...
  2. hockame

    Harry and Marv VS Angry Dad

    Plot: Harry and Marv break into Angry Dad's house in the middle of the night with the intent of robbing him, but end up accidentally waking him up in the process. Speed is equalized. Harry and Marv have crowbars, and Angry Dad is in his 9-C key. Harry and Marv: Angry Dad:
  3. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 3 (Simpsons vs The Real World)(GRACE)

    MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN Rules: 10-C Mr.Burns Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile Speed is NOT equalized Exellent: Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
  4. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 2 (Simpsons vs DC)(0-0-0)

    MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN Rules: Both have everything they have Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant inside Burns office Both have one week of prepare time to serch about each other and strategise Speed is equalized Exellent: They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin'...
  5. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 1 (Simpsons vs FNAC)(GRACE)

    Simple battle with no so simple debating, let's go straight to It them MR. BURNS vs THE PENGUIN Rules: Both are 10-C Anything above 10-C is restricted(no gun for burns) Battles takes place on the nuclear powerplant Mr. Burns start at his office Penguin start in the powerplant Employee Break...
  6. King_Dom470

    **** it, Flytrap vs Mr. Burns (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: The Flytrap has 5 traps They start 6 inches away from each other The Flytrap is bloodlusted Battle takes place in Burns Office SBA for everything else Supernaturally Weak Dude: (JustANormalLemon, BrackishBrineBroth, noninho, AThe1412, RoggerReggor, Mariogoods, Flashlight237...
  7. Imlolat5

    homer vs muscle man

    rulez 1. speed equal 2. no optional equipment 3. both at 8-C Donut: MY MOM!!!:
  8. Oiguana2701

    8-C Tournament | Maguma Vs Bart Simpson 7-0-0

    Speed is equalized Both are bloodlusted Battle takes place on Springfield. They start 74 meters away from water 8-C Bart is used Bart only has his Equipment (With 22 ammunition) SBA for everything else Maguma: 7 Bart Simpson: Maguma's AP: 1.46 Tons of TNT Bart Simpson's AP: 0.682212195 tons of TNT
  9. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns LS.... Supporting Calc Addition?

    So I calc'd Mr. Burns' apparently casual lifting strength from him holding up a single carbon rod.: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Flashlight237/Calculation:_Mr._Burns_Holds_Up_a_Carbon_Rod This holds consistency with his more "feat" feats like being able to hold up stuff like a...
  10. GoCommitDi

    Alan Keane vs Mr. Burns

    Alan visits Springfield and drops by Mr. Burns' office so he can change his ways for the better and help him see why life is worth living. Burns, being the miserable, selfish grouch he is, doesn't want any of that and decides to get rid of Alan. Fight takes place in Burns' office "MY INSIDES...
  11. koopa3144

    Peppino Spaghetti vs Homer Simpson (7-0-0) (Grace)

    Fight takes place on the top of the pizza tower Speed is equalized Both are 8-C Distance is 15 meters Peppino has his Pistol SBA for anything else Italian man: 7 (0.33 Tons Of TNT) "D'OH": 0 (0.39 tons of TNT) Incon: 0
  12. TheShape03

    The Simpsons upgrade.

    Well, these two calculations were accepted. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheShape03/Lifting_Strength_for_The_Simpsons https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheShape03/Homer_Simpson_vaporizes_several_tons_of_rock So everyone would scale to Class K in Lifting Strength, but...
  13. KingEzran

    Bart Simpson vs Leonardo (4Kids)

    - Both are 9-A - Speed Equalized - Both are bloodlusted - Win via death Votes: Bart: 0 (0.214 Tons) Leo: 0 (0.17 Tons) Incon: 0
  14. AnAverageUsername

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 3; Match 7: Homer Simpson vs Volt Foss (Solo Were-Hunter)

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 3; Match 7: Homer Simpson vs Volt Foss (Solo Were-Hunter) 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: • Speed is equalized • All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A • Takes place in the center of Geneva at...
  15. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 2; Match 5: Vuk vs Homer Simpson

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 2; Match 5: Vuk vs Homer Simpson 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters starting...
  16. Board3659

    +++ 9-A Swiss style Tournament: Breaking conventions +++: Round 1; Match 11: Marcy Wu vs Homer Simpson

    This is a 10-round Swiss-style tournament!!! (Link to Tournament page) Round 1; Match 11: Marcy Wu vs Homer Simpson 🇨🇭 in Geneva of course 🇨🇭 Match Rules: Speed is equalized All optional equipment is allowed that is up to 9-A Takes place in the center of Gevena at Sunrise 70 meters...
  17. Pizzabox492

    Sans vs Homer

    Sans fights Homer Simpson Speed equalized Sans is in character, Homer is bloodlusted Homer has all equipment Arena is Last Corridor Starting Distance is 10m 9-A vs 9-A Who wins?
  18. DimeUhDozen

    Lisa Simpson Vs Molly McGee (Grace)

    Both are 9-A. Speed Equalized Lisa: Molly: The_Almighty_Wholesome, Mariogoods, ColonelSlyBanjo, Board3659, RandomGuy2345, jojo123, MaidRips (7) Incon:
  19. Random-Helper323

    She-Hulk vs Homer Simpson

    9-A versions used. Speed equalised. She-Hulk: Homer: Inconclusive:
  20. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns vs Beelzebub (Helltaker)

    Okay, so this is gonna be interesting. So, Beelzebub's main ability is inflicting someone with every disease known to man just by existing around them. Mr. Burns tanks that shit! Plus hey, at his best, he is pretty close to the AP rating Beel scales off. Mr. Burns is capable of harming...
  21. Flashlight237

    Mr. Burns Question

    Hey there. So, Mr. Burns usually has his hounds at the ready at his office/workplace. Heck, one of his most popular quotes is "Release the hounds!" Why the heck were the hounds not listed on his profile under the equipment section?
  22. koopa3144

    Soldier vs Homer Simpson

    Fight takes place in Springfield Gravel War Soldier is being used Both are 9-A Soldier only has his stock weapons and Homer has his Optional Equipment Soldier: 0 Homer: 0 Incon: 0
  23. Flashlight237

    Battle of the 9-A Glass Cannons (Mr. Burns vs Morphman)

    Okay, so we have another 9-A glass cannon now... MORPHMAN! Mr. Burns is a 9-A glass cannon despite being known to be weak, with his Loch Ness Monster feat being seen as an outlier by his standards specifically. Let's see how these two go up against each other. I mean Mr. Burns is the more...
  24. hockame

    Mr. Burns VS Shrunken Bones

    Keep in mind, this is Mr. Burns at his weakest. I'm talking "Mr. Burns that gets knocked out by a camera flash" Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: Shrunken Bones: Both are bloodlusted Fight is in Mr. Burns' office Speed is equalized Win via incap, KO or death
  25. hockame

    0-0-0 Mr. Burns VS Shadow Plague

    Mr. Burns: Shadow Plague: Incon: Both are 10-C "Fight" takes place in Springfield Hospital This is basically just a "Can Mr. Burns resist the Shadow Plague?" Should be interesting.
  26. hockame

    0-0-0 Bart VS Rumble McSkirmish

    Bart Simpson: Rumble McSkirmish: Incon: Speed is equalized Both are 9-A Fight takes place outside the Simpsons household Both are in character Rumble doesn't BFR himself upon incapping Bart Win via incap or death
  27. hockame

    0-0-0 Mr. Burns Fights With a Pile of Trash

    Trash and the Gang: Mr. Burns: Incon: Speed is equalized Both are bloodlusted Fight is in the Springfield Power Plant at 12 AM Fight starts in Mr. Burns' office, 20 cm away from each other Win via incap or death Both are 10-C
  28. Omegas03

    Homelander wants to destroy Springfield

    Homelander (Dynamite Entertainment) vs. Homer Simpson. Both are at their 9-A keys with speed being equalized. Fight takes place outside of Moe's Bar. Homelander: Homer: 7
  29. koopa3144

    Bart Simpson vs Fancy Pants Man

    Fight takes place in an indoor skatepark Both are 8-C Bart has his Optional Equipment Anything else is standard battle assumptions (Picture goes here) Bart Simpson: 0 0.682212195 tons of TNT Fancy Pants Man: 0 1.8062462788619850773 tons of TNT Incon: 0
  30. Jackythejack

    (2-0-0) Owl Boy vs Bart Man! (Otus vs. Bart Simpson)

    This fight seemed a lot more fun in my head, but I'm hoping that it'll overall be pretty interesting. Both of them are going to be 9-A, because I believe they're around the same level of power. Speed is equalized because I uh, think it has to be. Bart has all of his equipment including Cherry...
  31. GoCommitDi

    "Hey Lois, remember when I fought Homer Simpson outside of that non-canon crossover?"

    Pretty sure this has been done before, but I think the thread died. Oh well, Peter has recently gotten some buffs anyway. Homer is 9-A Speed is = Fight starts inside Moe's Tavern Homer: 7 Peter: 3 Incon:
  32. Kakarot_Prime

    DB Son Goku vs. Homer Simpson

    Speed is equalized, both 9-A versions of Son Goku and Homer Simpson were used, and 21st Budokai Goku key was used. The battle takes place in front of the Simpsons house. Son Goku (Dragon Ball): Homer Simpson: Inconclusive:
  33. First_Witch

    Urban Warfare in the City of Eternal Nights Assassination 6 (Jim Raynor vs Homer Simpson)

    "Six days have passed since a mysterious group of 16 individuals entered the forsaken Metropolis of decadence. The quiet night of the Hospital streets is where our fateful encounter happens. A clash of Executives and Peacekeepers is upon us. Soon, Death will occur upon these streets."
  34. Kakarot_Prime

    Heisei Godzilla VS. Angry Dad

    Speed is equalized, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla Godzilla key and Giant Angry Dad were used. Both are 20m away from each other. The battle takes place in Springfield. Godzilla (Heisei): 2 Angry Dad: Inconclusive: Who would win the battle and why?
  35. Kakarot_Prime

    Homer Simpson VS. Tom Cat

    Speed is equalized, and both of them have all of their equipment. The battle takes place in front of the Simpsons' House. Homer Simpson: 5 Tom Cat: Inconclusive: Who would win and why?
  36. Why

    Old Yellowman fights an angry white hornet

    Bald-Faced Hornet VS. Mr. Burns. Yep, another Burns vs. Small insect battle. Both are 10-C Speed Equalized. Voting ends February 10th Explain how they win when your voting Burns does not have his gun Who wins? Burns: BFH:
  37. GyroNutz

    Po vs Homer Simpson

    I think this was done before? Both characters have been revised since though so this should be fine. This is 8-C Homer vs KFP1 Po. Speed is not equal. Po's AP is > 0.66 tons, Homer's AP is 0.68 tons Po's speed is Mach 0.91 with Mach 2.2 reaction speed, Homer's speed is Mach 0.51 with, I'm...
  38. Taizo_Stimpy1

    Steamed Hams but with Patrick Star

    Patrick: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Patrick Star, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Both are 9-A Both are in Base form Patrick will have his Lazer Pants The Fight takes place in a SpongeBob episode called "Steamed Patties"...
  39. TheGreatDimentio

    Homer fights a different guy with glasses

    Wuh-oh, Hank has tracked down the A.A.H.W. to Springfield, where Homer's leaving for work. Thinking that Homer is some kind of monster (since he's not a grunt), he puts up his fists. Homer decides to fight back just in case this guy goes after his family next. Both are in-character and get all...
  40. GoCommitDi

    Homer Simpson vs Gumball Watterson

    The Wattersons are on vacation in the city of Springfield, [REDACTED]. They stop by Krusty Burger for lunch, which is where Homer is eating as well. Gumball orders two Krusty Burgers, and after feasting on them, he tells Darwin that they are the worst burgers he has ever eaten, and how he...
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