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the simpsons

  1. Christian_Higdon

    Ed vs Homer

    Speed Equal. Both are in-character but willing to kill. Battle is in the Cul-De-Sac. Both have all their equipment. Neither have any preparations. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? BUTTERED TOAST!: 0 WHY YOU LITTLE...: 6 Inconclusive: 0
  2. GoCommitDi

    Homer Simpson vs Patchy the Pirate

    Both fully equipped and bloodlusted speed is =
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    • homer simpson patchy the pirate spongebob squarepants (universe) the simpsons
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Stalker_Maggot

    Homer vs King Kong

    Homer Simpso vs Kong (MonsterVerse) Both are 8-C Speed is equalized The guy who eats donuts: 8 The Big Ape: Incon:
  4. GoCommitDi

    (2 MORE UNTIL GRACE)Homer Simpson vs Richard Watterson

    Richard is 8-C Speed is = Both bloodlusted fight is in springfield
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    • homer simpson richard watterson the amazing world of gumball the simpsons
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Stillwinston

    Principal Skinner vs Jonathan Joestar

    Well Simpsons upgrades happened, let's put it through the paces. This is prolly a bad idea but hey I like these two. Basically they met for dinner and it came to blows. Speed is equalised, this is Post Deep Pass Overdrive Jonathan being used. Both start 2 metres apart and the fight takes place...
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    • jojo's bizarre adventure jonathan joestar principal skinner the simpsons
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Buttersamuri

    Bartman vs Deku (grace)

    Time for this fight cause Simpsons got a buff. Deku and Bartman have a fight to see who is best superhero. Speed is equal Both willing to kill Base (Rise of Villains Saga) Key used for Deku Standard Arsenal Takes place in an alley way Who wins and why? Izuku Midoriya: Bart Simpso: 7...
  7. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Simpsons vs family guy

    insert steamed hams* Skinner vs Joe as the crippletron both at least 8-C characters Both bloodlusted Skinner will have his gun from who shot mr burns fight takes place outside of springfield elementry Joe: Skinner:
  8. Stalker_Maggot

    Homer Simpson vs Hercule Satan

    Homer Simpso vs Mister Sata Both are 9-B Speed equalized Satan has all weapons
  9. Christian_Higdon

    The Neighbor vs Homer Simpson

    We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbor. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterto The Simpson family had just moved into a new neighborhood as Homer had set up the place. He looked around and then heard a scream from the other house. "Huh?" Homer looked at his...
  10. Buttersamuri

    It's Muffin Time Mr. Burns!

    Mr Burns goes after Mr. Muffin. Who will win this fight? Speed equal Random location Yada yada Mr. Muffi: Mr. Burns: Mr. Popo: Draw/inconclusive:
  11. Imaginym

    How was Mr. Burns overturned by an ant?

    This has puzzled me for a while. One of the feats we cite for Mr. Burns's 10-C rating is him failing to crush an ant beneath his foot. We even show a GIF of it on his profile! It's the first in the slideshow, in fact! But HOW did the ant do this? Even a tiny, low average weight man with a...
  12. Stalker_Maggot

    Woody vs Mr. Burns (GRACE)

    Woody (Toy Story) vs Mr. Burns Both are 10-C Speed is equalized
  13. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Bean has an unforgettable Luncheon

    "Egads! My roast is ruined!" Seymour cried out in anguish as he looked at his flaming oven. He looks out the window and sees Mr. Bean pulling food from his pockets and creating a delectable sandwich. "But if, What if I were to steal this mans lunch and disguise it as my own cooking. Oh...
  14. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns bullies a Mall Cop

    Mr. Burns decided it was time to find his next victim. He went and assaulted Paul Blart. Who was about to make an arrest, until, oh no, his Hypoglycemia starts taking effect, and he doesn't have any sweets to eat. Can he still beat Mr. Burns 10-C versions are used Speed doesn't need to be...
  15. Stalker_Maggot

    Shrek has an unforgettable luncheon (GRACE)

    Shrek (DreamWorks) vs Principal Skinner Plot: After Shrek has become King, he decided to invite all the villagers nearby for a festivel. Skinner decides to go to the festival with his steamed hams. But Shrek, that clever ogre, points out how the steamed hams are krusty burgers. After that...
  16. The_Wright_Way

    Turnabout Luncheon

    "Egads! My roast is ruined!" Seymour cried out in anguish as he looked at his flaming oven. "If the Superintendent finds out I can't cook, then he'll think I'm incompetent. I'll be fired!" Suddenly a smug smirk spread acrossed his lips. "But what if, he doesn't find out. Because he won't live...
  17. LincolnLoudFan3120

    Lincoln Loud vs. Bart Simpson

    Bart Simpson pulls a prank on Lincoln Loud. Lincoln is turned on and they both get into a fighting stance. Speed is unequal, 9-B, Lincoln Loud has his stealth and surface scaling.
  18. Buttersamuri

    Battle of the Old Men

    John Kramer decides to end his last victim personally. Mr. Burns himself. However, he is in his End of life state Both 10-C John doesn't get his blade No previous knowledge on each other Mr. Burns gets that baseball bat he had once John gets a wheelchair Takes place in Mr. Burns office...
  19. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Possible Kang and Kodos Accelerator Ray buff?

    This is going to be mostly about the simpson's god but i'm wondering should the treehouse of horror universe be a multiverse because of all the timelines in it like one where homer dies or he turns into a giant blob or is king homer and since god from the simpsons made this universe and the...
  20. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Big Boy Burns fights a crippled boy

    Mr burns vs Jimmy Valmer, Mr.burns sees jimmy and thinks of his early days of being a bully and decides he wants to relieve it but more malice and decides to try and kill the little boy both at 10-c jimmy will have his cruches both blood lusted battle takes place at a park with no one there but...
  21. Modernmyrmidon

    Mr. Burns vs a Yellow Pikmin (1 more vote)

    Both 10-C Both Bloodlusted Speed equalized Yellow Pikmin- 7 Mr. Burns- 0
  22. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    bart on focusyn?

    just a bit curious in brothers little helper he takes a drug that helps him concentrate and makes him smarter so i had a question what's would be barts intellegence also you think it would be a good idea to have debates with bart on focusyn
  23. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr. Burns vs Ono

    Rules: Both at 10-C Speed equalized Burns: 1 Ono: 1 Inconclusive:
  24. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr. Burns vs Heihei (GRACE)

    Rules: Both at 10-C Speed equalized The rest is SBA Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heihei Burns: Heihei: 7 Inconclusive:
  25. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns vs A Gun

    Here's what happens. A person has a gun. A Kolibri Pistolbwith a single Bullet. They shoot at Mr Burns. He is not aloud to get any outside help to heal him He is 5 feet away from the gun Mr. Burns wins if he survives. The gun wins if Mr Burns dies. Being knocked unconscious isn't a win. It's...
  26. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    a smart boy fights some smart aliens

    2 wall level smart boys fight to the death no inventions fist to fist rick in human form with no weapons and kang and kodos with no weapons also both at 9-B Rick: Kang and Kodos: inconclusive:
  27. Buttersamuri

    Burns Upgrade

    Ok. It is fun and all to think of Burns as stupidly weak. Which he is Attack wise. But he has taken punchings from homer, beatings from Abe (who scales to homer), Hits from Bart, and a room of gold falling on him and much more and survived. Really. He should get an upgrade to Varies from below...
  28. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson REDO

    Both are 9-B. Speed Equalized. Battle is in Hank's house. Both are in-character. Hank has a shotgun and a chainsaw. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Hank Hill: 0 Homer Simpson: 0 Inconclusive: 3
  29. Creaturemaster971

    A Scrooge vs a Strategian

    Mr. Burns vs Togame Speed is equalized, battle takes place in Mr. Burns's office. SBA otherwise Burns: 1 Togame: 2 Inconclusive:
  30. Buttersamuri

    You know, These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they make down at Hank Hills house

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire. Skinner alarmed and let's out a gasp before opening the...
  31. Buttersamuri

    Question on an earthquake feat

    Recently I had been made aware of an interesting feat where Homer says Doh so loud that it causes the screen to shake, sends it a massive sounds wave, and cracks the ground at least past the Nuclear plants parking lot and likely entirely Springfield (full context shows it shaking past and into...
  32. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    an old man trys to fight an old corpse (Grace)

    mr burns vs grandpa sawyer grandpa will get his hammer and wheel chair and burns will get nothing both are at 10-c also takes place in burn's office Old ma :8 A ******* dead body:
  33. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    a boxer vs an old man

    moleman vs glass joe two humans with wall level durability joe will have his title defense helmet but moleman won't have anything just his godly body so it's not a stomp because of glass joe's wall level striking also please tell me if this is a stomp Glass Man:2...
  34. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr Burns wants to kill a bee (GRACE)

    Why am I doing this shit? Idk Mr Burns vs Barry Bee Benson Both at 10-C Speed equalized Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Barry_Bee_Benso Burns: 7 The Bee:
  35. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Captain Wafner vs Homer Simpson

    Finding thematic matches in Wafner's AP range is proving to be a challenge Captain Wafner (2nd key) vs Homer Simpso Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED Wafner's AP: 2.13 megajoules Homer's AP: 6.38 megajoules
  36. The_Wright_Way

    Kool Hams ~ Skinner vs Kool-Aid Man

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire "Oh no!" Chalmers looked up and also saw the fire. "Oh no!"...
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    • kool-aid man (marvel comics) marvel comics principal skinner the simpsons
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. EMagoIorSouI

    All Might VS. Radioactive Man

    Which hero is the mightiest!? A user of One for All or a stereotypical yet awesome radioactive Superhero? Combatanants will start 10 meters away from eachother and speed is equalized. All Might - 0 Radioactive Ma - 0 Inconclusive - 0
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    • all might my hero academia radioactive man (bongo comics) the simpsons
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. GyroNutz

    Seymour steams some more hams

    Still not Meat Boy. This is a redo of the old version. This is Meat from Mortal Kombat vs Principal Skinner. Here is the old thread for those who are curious. Skinner is armed with a machete, and speed is equal Who wins and why? Meat: Skinner: Inconclusive:
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    • meat mortal kombat principal skinner the simpsons
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. Buttersamuri

    Homer. The composite Page

    Ok. So for a long while I have been tossing feats onto this page and refining it when I find more feats and abitkies and such. And i have gone through a lot of the stuff homer has to offer with a composite. But I'm having this thread and link here in case someone sees something I missed, or...
  40. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns vs. Remy

    Mr. Burns just told Smithers that Cars is superior to Ratatouille, so now Remy wants to kill him Speed is equalized Me irl: 0 The world's only blue rat: 1 WALL-E: 0
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