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  1. Rose_of_Ragnarok

    🤡 vs. 🎂

    Base Pennywise vs. Article Canon 871 Speed equalized, SBA Both start at their weakest, I guess...? 🤡: 0 🎂: 2 (Kirinator07, ImmortalDread) Incon: 1 (WeeklyBattles)
  2. Rabbit2002

    3A Keter Cakes (SCP)

    As the CRT title states, it is about SCP-871(EC Key). In an RCT time travel (RCT basically the SCP Foundation's TVA) Keter Cakes/SCP-871 were claimed to be able to multiply forever, prevent big bang, or create the big bang as well as a new universe So the cake will be upgraded to 3A over time as...
  3. DontTalkDT

    Immobile Tournament Final Match (Wally vs SCP-871)

    Wally vs SCP-871 First Key SCP (Canon) 1cm starting distance SBA otherwise Black Hole vs Cake. Now if that isn't an epic battle. @DontTalkDT @Blahblah9755 Hub.
  4. DontTalkDT

    Immobile Tournament Match 16 (SCP-871 vs Computer Virus)

    SCP-871 vs Computer Virus Canon Cake They start 20cm apart. SBA otherwise @Blahblah9755 @Eficiente Hub.
  5. DontTalkDT

    Immobile Tournament Match 13 (SCP-871 vs Eldritch Abomination Krispie Treats) - The deadliest dough in the universe

    SCP-871 vs Eldritch Abomination Krispie Treats First Key SCP They start 0.5 meters apart @DontTalkDT @Blahblah9755 Hub.
  6. DontTalkDT

    Immobile Tournament Match 9 (SCP-871 vs Inferno Ring)

    SCP-871 vs Inferno Ring They start several meters apart SBA otherwise Will the cake prevail or is it gonna get baked? @Blahblah9755 @FRIMI Hub.
  7. Coolboy6

    Explosive cake battle!

    Which cake is more explosive? World destroying cake? or World “destroying” cake?
  8. Confluctor

    Tier 1 Cake?!

    Me revising SCP, huh? What is this world coming to Anyway, I read my first SCP and I probably found one of my new favourite characters. So here is my rework of the page; https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User:Confluctor/Cake I am a bit unsure about the body control thing, so if you guys know...
  9. DontTalkDT

    Immobile Tournament Match 1 (Express Train to Hell vs SCP-871)

    Express Train to Hell (1st key) vs SCP-871 They start 3 meters apart Cake uses article canon (so no smurf powernull) SBA otherwise Who takes this? @Peppersalt43 @Blahblah9755 Hub.
  10. Stefano4444

    SCP-871 vs Big Mom

    Big Mom with Eating Disorder SCP-871: 0 () Big Mom: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
  11. Insecurity97

    Chowder vs. SCP-871

    Title says it all You take the moo: 1 SCP-871: 0 Thunder McQuee: 1
  12. The_King_of_Prudence

    It won't end, I won't let it!

    Infinity Silhouette: SCP-871: Inconclusive:
  13. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Removal of SCP-871 and other similar pages

    Okay, friends, I think it's time we have a little heart-to-heart. The cake has got to go. I know there's no official rule that states if something is going to have a profile that said thing needs to be able to act and attack on its own, but I think that's because it should go without saying...
  14. Holyhotsauce

    Cake Vs Clock: Increase the memes edition

    How has 498 not become a meme? SCP-871: SCP-498: Jesus weeps as the universe is consumed by both cakes and a very loud clock:
  15. Nico-v11

    Kyubey Eats a Cake

    Wtf am I doing with my life? Whatever let's get this over with. Kyubey: 0 SCP-871: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  16. Kyle_Ramos

    Another Stupid Match. Thomas the Tank Engine vs SCP-871

    Thomas runs over a cake. The cake is ON the tracks. Speed equalized.
  17. The_Wright_Way

    Steven gives White Diamond a cake

    Steven gives White Diamond a cake as a peace offering. The cake begins multiplying at a massive rate. White decides this issue isn't worth her time abd decides to have Yellow and Blue deal with it. They get overwhelmed abd White has to save Homeworld from drowning in a sea of cake. The cake...
  18. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    Could I interest you in some delicious cake?

    vs A f**king cake Takes place in the Amperture Labs Chell (Portal): SCP-871:3 tie: FIGHT!!!!!
  19. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    Hibari enters a cake eating contest

    Ditzy Seet tooth vs A f**king cake Sweet tooth: SCP-871: EAT!!!!!
  20. Ecstasy_Amphetamine


    The cake has already started at High 6-A. Power of Hope Kratos is being used. He actually eats all of the cakes - 1 (Ricsi) The cakes overwhelm him - Inconclusive - He hungers. Destroyer of Hadou Gods
  21. The_Smashor

    Cake vs Pizza because I can

    SCP-871 vs SCP-458. After killing the ultimate opponent, Composite Tree, so hard that they were banned from vs battles wiki, 871 is out for more blood. Tomato Sauce will have to do. A f**king cake A f**king box of pizza
  22. Maverick_Zero_X

    Ixis Naugus vs SCP-871

    Couldn't find another baseline 4-B character or High 4-C+ character to fight Naugus so how about this? Whatever this thing is : A literal cake : Inconclusive:
  23. Jasonsith

    Can this cake feed this hungry man?

    SCP-871 vs Galactus Takes place when Galactus randomly finds a piece of cake. And...if the cake can feed galactus, how?
  24. CursedGentleman

    Goku, Shaggy, Luffy vs A cake

    The cake is unstable! Is regenerating even when humans eat the damn cake! SCP Foundation calls three allies that helped them before. Will they die at the might of the stupid cake?! Or will the heroes get to save the day
  25. PaChi2

    The ultimate showdown of manliness: Janitor vs Cake

    Thunder McQuee fights SCP-871 SBA. Mcqueen is armed with a magical spoon. 871 is one cake. Speed unequal!! Who wins? ovo A f**king cake
  26. Overlord775

    SCP-871 regen downgrade

    Why it's still Mid-Godly ? SCP-871 has no feats that would put it higher than High regen
  27. The_Smashor

    A Key fights a Cake

    Before we get started, I'd like to dedicate this battle to Composite Tree, who died doing what it did best. Absolutely nothing. Dark Rust vs SCP-871. Speed UNequalized. Bloodlusting means nothing in this fight but let's do it anyway. Otherwise Standard Battle Assumptions. A f**king key! A...
  28. VersusJunkie54

    Akame vs SCP-871

    SCP-871 Summary SCP-871 is a collection of 237 cakes. Instances of SCP-871 vary widely in appearance and size, covering the entire range of foods described by humans as "cake". The smallest observed instance of SCP-871 was a miniature cupcake with a mass of 15 grams. The largest yet...
  29. Imaginym

    How would this end?

    (I wonder if I put this on the right board. Questions & Answers, maybe?) "But class, don't discount the smaller creatures of Equestria, either. Just look at this tiny parasprite. It can replicate itself hundreds of times within the span of minutes!" (...
  30. The_Smashor

    The memelords of vs battle wiki duke it out. And my god is it boring.

    SCP-871 vs Composite Tree. SCP-871 can't duplicate itself enough to be more than 10-C (I.e. it can't cover the tree's sunlight) The battle takes place in the middle of a grassy field. The tree can reproduce. Speed equalized. Speed equalized. Speed equalized. A literal tree: 1 (Lightbuster30) A...
  31. Royalty1702

    Another small child Vs. A cake

    Both 10-C. Speed Equalized. Frisk: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Frisk 871: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-871
  32. Kiryu2012

    Newest DB Waifu vs A Literal Cake

    Android 21 vs SCP-871 Rules: SBA
  33. Lonkitt

    Kid Goku vs SCP-871

    Kid Goku is at Low 6-B Is this a meal even Goku can finish? Who wins and why? (And why did I try to profit on this opponent?) Kid Goku: 0 SCP-871: 7 (Keeweed, WeeklyBattles, Reinhardthrowhisspear, Webcamparrot, Jamesthetaker, Paulo.junior.969, Dargoo Faust) Inconclusive: 0
  34. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Another cake thread. Sorry not sorry

    Holio vs SCP-871 Win via KO or incapacitation.
  35. ArbitraryNumbers

    Felis Umbra vs SCP-871

    Felis Umbra SCP-871 Cat that devours entire star systems vs infinitely replicating cake. SCP has duplicated itself to the point of forming an entire planet of cakes with a radius of a trillion kilometers, the same size as this solar system.
  36. Kiryu2012

    Ruby Rose vs A Cake

    Ruby Rose vs SCP-871 Rules: 871's at least 8-A for this fight Otherwise SBA
  37. Endlesspossibilities_2006

    Cake vs a Sponge

    Spongebob will be the same size as SCP-871 10-C for both Spongebob will not have his magic page and pencil Takes place in a city
  38. Jinsye

    Grey Goo vs. A god damn cake

    Yes, more cakes. MORE CAKES. MORE CAKES!!!!!! end my life plz. Goo is well fed enough to be on the cake's level. Goo's Tasty Planet 2 (Not EOG) key is being used. Cake starts out at 10-C. Who wins? (Not us.) Grey Goo: 7 (Weekly, DMUA, DMB, ArbitraryNumbers, Ogurtsow, Phoenix, ZackMoon)...
  39. VersusJunkie54

    An Obese Hero faces a swarm of Cakes.

    Pig God versus SCP-871 Speed equal. Victory by any means. Both in character. SCP-871 starts out with 12.5 trillion cakes. Roughly Equal to Pig God's AP. Who wins and why? Pig God:0 SCP:0 Inconclusive:0
  40. PaChi2

    SCP- 871 vs Ditto

    Speed is not equalized. rofl. Ditto (Pokémon) and SCP-871 Im Serious