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 Summary SCP-871 is a collection of 237 cakes. Instances of SCP-871 vary widely in appearance and size, covering the entire range of foods described by humans as "cake". The smallest observed instance of SCP-871 was a miniature cupcake with a mass of 15 grams. The largest yet observed was a 22-kilogram baumkuchen measuring 2 meters in length. When any instance of SCP-871 is consumed by a human or a collection of humans, it is replaced approximately 24 hours afterward with a similar cake. This cake will appear on a flat surface in the vicinity of the location where the previous instance was eaten. If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by a non-human animal, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance. The mechanism by which instances of SCP-871 are replaced is currently unknown. SCP-871's danger originates in the consequences of an instance not being eaten. Any instance of SCP-871 which is not consumed will cause a new cake to be created in its vicinity after 24 hours. While this is similar to its normal "replacement" behavior, the original instance will continue to exhibit the same properties, replicating if damaged and continuing to "replace" itself every 24 hours. This behavior has been observed in all cases where more than 10% of the mass of an instance remained unconsumed. As there is no known mechanism for halting SCP-871's replication, any uncontained instances could replicate exponentially, quickly becoming unmanageable. No maintainable plans for the containment of more than 20,000 instances of SCP-871 have yet been devised. It is estimated that an uncontrolled outbreak originating with a single instance would render the earth uninhabitable within 80 days. Powers and Stats Tier: 10-C, potentially High 6-A, potentially higher Name: SCP-871, "The Self-Replacing Cake" Origin: SCP Foundatio Age: Unknown Classification: Keter Class Anomalous Object Wielders: SCP Foundation Powers and Abilities: Regenerationn (Mid-Godly), Infinite self Duplication, Cannot be permanently damaged by non-human means Attack Potency: Below Average Human level, potentially Multi-Continent level (If left unchecked for 80 days it could destroy the surface of the planet), potentially higher (It would presumably not stop duplicating after then) Speed: Immobile Durability: Below Average Human level (That of a cake), Regenerationn makes it extremely hard to destroy (It will instantly regenerate if damaged by anything besides being eaten by a human, and will regenerate after 24 hours if eaten by a human) Range: Several meters with self-replication, potentially Planetary or higher if left unchecked Weaknesses: Being consumed by a human will temporarily destroy it (For 24 hours) |
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Akame is an infamous member of Night Raid, the assassination team of the Revolutionary Army. Her use of the Teigu Murasame, a weapon able to kill any living being with a single cut, has earned her the epithet "Akame of the Demon Sword Murasame" among her foes. Once an orphan trained to carry out the Empire's dirty work, she now seeks to undermine the corrupt kingdom she helped build with her nearly unrivaled skill with a blade. Powers and Stats Tier: 8-C | Low 7-C | At least 7-C, likely higher | At least 7-B, likely 7-A Name: Akame, Akame of the Demon Sword Murasame Origin: Akame ga Kill! Gender: Female Age: Teens Classification: Assassin, Swordmaster, Member of Night Raid, Teigu User Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Master Swordswoma, Master Hand-to-Hand Combatant, Regenerationn Negation (With Kiriichimonji), Limited Resistance to Poison (She developed resistance to moderate amounts of toxins as part of her training as an elite assassi) | Same as before excluding Regenerationn Negation, One Hit Kill, Aura Suppressio Attack Potency: Building Level | Small Town level (Defeated Mera, who fought on par with Gozuki) | At least Town level, likely higher (Managed to trade blows with a bloodlusted Wave, as well as managing to fight with Esdeath at times) | At least City level, likely Mountain level (Was able to match Esdeath fully) Speed: Supersonic+ (Was able to effortlessly keep up with Taeko) | At least Supersonic+ (Was able to effortlessly keep up with Taeko) | Massively Hypersonic (Scaling from Tatsumi) | At least Massively Hypersonic Lifting Strength: At least SuperHuman Striking Strength: Building Class | Small Town Class | Town Class | At least City Class, likely Mountain Class Durability: Building Class | Small Town level | Town level (Managed to take direct hits from a bloodlusted Wave, getting up shortly after) | At least City level, likely Mountain level Stamina: Very high, she can keep fighting after receiving several injuries Range: Standard melee range, extended melee range with swords Standard Equipment: The Shingu Kiriichimonji | The Teigu One Slice Kill: Murasame Intelligence: High (She is a professional assassin) Weaknesses: Murasame needs to cut the actual flesh of her opponent in order to apply its effect. This ability only works on organic beings that have a heart, rendering it ineffective against Armor and Biological type Teigu as well as machines, puppets, and dead things. | She tires out faster in Ennoodzuno form Notable Attacks/Techniques:
Note: Kiriichimonji can also ignore Regenerationn. Key: Early Akame Ga Kill Zero (Pre-Mera) | Akame Ga Kill Zero | Akame Ga Kill | Ennoodzuno Mode |
Cake starts out with 30 duplicates. Each cake is 10 inches in diameter.
Akame is aware of the cake's properties, and the consequences of it going unchecked.
Speed is equal.
Who wins and why?
Akame:0
The Cake:0
Inconclusive.
