The memelords of vs battle wiki duke it out. And my god is it boring.

[The_Smashor]

SCP-871 vs Composite Tree. SCP-871 can't duplicate itself enough to be more than 10-C (I.e. it can't cover the tree's sunlight) The battle takes place in the middle of a grassy field. The tree can reproduce. Speed equalized. Speed equalized. Speed equalized.

A literal tree: 1 (Lightbuster30)

A literal cake (kinda): 7 (Paulio.Junior.969, Dziga, Monarch Laciel, StrongBot3000, Holyhotsauce, Starter Pack, Steven Pogi Paitao)

Inconclusive: 1 (Nico-v11)

Sorry not sorry.


A f**king tree


A f**king cake

 

[Dziga]

No

 

[The_Smashor]

Yes

 

[Nico-v11]

You....are.....just......the.......worst

 

[Nico-v11]

Anyway inconclusive since neither of them are going to ever hurt each other. Some trees will forever be expanding and trees are more durable so even with the sheer amount of cakes it won't make a difference

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

They both stay still next to each other... Untill 80,001 years pass by and the tree dies.

 

[Dziga]

^^^ Either Inconclusive or Cake wins via not dying while the Tree does. Either way this fight is completely dumb.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

The page says the tree can live "up to 80,000 years for clonal colonies", while the cake can keep replicating infinitely, so, in a plot twist, the tree is the one getting outlived this time.

 

[Royalty1702]

Can't the cake just rot over time and lose?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Then another cake grows from it.

 

[Lightbuster30]

Tree outlives, and the cake decays.

 

[Dziga]

871 cannot be destroyed, that includes rotting.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Even if one of the cakes does rot, then he just duplicates and a perfectly good cake appears, he can keep doing that literally forever.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Cake duplicates until it blots out the sun, tree dies from lack of light

 

[The_Smashor]

Right. I forgot about the lack of decay part. I forgot it duplicated and didn't grow. It can still duplicate since that's one of it's main powers, but I'll just have it so that it can't duplicate to be over 10-C.

 

[Dziga]

Cake duplicates until it blots out the sun, tree dies from lack of light

Cake can't go past 10-C

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Enough cakes would still be 10-C individually

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Anyway, tree dies of old age.

 

[StrongBot3000]

Cake outlasts till the eventual heat death of the universe

 

[Dziga]

I'm pretty sure that SCP-871 counts as the whole group of Cakes. 871 still wins anyways.

 

[Lightbuster30]

Tree outlives. Wait.

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Cake Outlives FRA.

But seriously, this would be the worst battle to watch.

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

Cake FRA

Just cake and tree outlasting each other until tree just ***** it.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Cake FRA
Just cake and tree outlasting each other until tree just ***** it.

I...

don't ...

think anatomy works like that...

 

[Starter_Pack]

Due to the endless multiplication from 871, it's only a matter of time (a long time, mind) for them to overwhelm the tree. I think this is pretty open and shut, considering the tree can't do anything about it.

Winner: SCP-871

 

[QrowBarr]

871 via Regenerationn

 

[The_Smashor]

Also, I decided to make it so the tree is allowed to reproduce. Asexually. Like trees can do. But I don't think it matters anyway. The tree(s) would die from the heat of the sun turning into a red giant before the cake(s) would.

 

[Lightbuster30]

I changed my vote to tree actually. Grace Period.

 

[Holyhotsauce]

It's unanimous, it can be added immediately.

 

[The_Smashor]

Almost unaimous, but yeah.