Felis Umbra vs SCP-871

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Felis Umbra

SCP-871

Cat that devours entire star systems vs infinitely replicating cake.

SCP has duplicated itself to the point of forming an entire planet of cakes with a radius of a trillion kilometers, the same size as this solar system.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Felis is cat

Cat cant eat cake

Cake wins

 

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This cat can devour entire neutron stars and isn't affected by the heat, gravity, or the radiation. I'd be damned if it couldn't handle excessive amounts of sugar and junk food

 

[Jinsye]

Well uhh...

SCP-871 comes back after 24 hours if eaten by a human.

Felis Umbra ain't a human.

Cake comes back instantly

Inconclusive.

 

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I'm pretty sure that isn't how SCP-871 works

 

[Jinsye]

"If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by a non-human animal, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance. The mechanism by which instances of SCP-871 are replaced is currently unknown."

Felis Umbra isn't a human, it's a cool looking skelecat.

 

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oh

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Inconclusive FRA. Cat can keep eating a planet but it won't matter coz it will constantly regenerate. So. Yeah.

 

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Felis Umbra may or may not get a High 3-A higher end soon