Immobile Tournament Match 13 (SCP-871 vs Eldritch Abomination Krispie Treats) - The deadliest dough in the universe

[DontTalkDT]

SCP-871 vs Eldritch Abomination Krispie Treats

First Key SCP
They start 0.5 meters apart

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Hub.

 

[FRIMI]

871 shows no signs of intelligence so I don't think the krispies can really do anything unless their reality warping is combat applicable. I didn't really think about this fact before, but 871 kinda just rolls most of the competition with a couple exceptions since so few human characters are immobile

 

[FRIMI]

I think krispies just get crushed under an avalanche of cakes

 

[DontTalkDT]

Alright, so... let me try to think of some argument here to keep things entertaining.

If SCP-871 were to manifest as a marshmallow cake, the Krispie Treats reality-warping would turn it into a mentally non-graspable entity... Not sure what that does in practice.
And the Krispie Treats have higher dimensional existence, so technically the 3D cake can only squish an infinitesimal slice of them. However, getting cut just turns 1 Krispie Treat into 2 Krispie Treats, so it survives that and can outlast for an incon.

 

[FRIMI]

Alright, so... let me try to think of some argument here to keep things entertaining.

If SCP-871 were to manifest as a marshmallow cake, the Krispie Treats reality-warping would turn it into a mentally non-graspable entity... Not sure what that does in practice.
And the Krispie Treats have higher dimensional existence, so technically the 3D cake can only squish an infinitesimal slice of them. However, getting cut just turns 1 Krispie Treat into 2 Krispie Treats, so it survives that and can outlast for an incon.

arguing the higher dimensional existence might work, but remember that they aren't being cut, they're being crushed

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Yes... Unfortunetly the krisps just get crushed, and if It turns into a marshemellow cake, it also should be able to become another instance of the krispies

 

[FRIMI]

considering the cakes display some amount of natural evolution by mutation, I would imagine that any marshmallow instances of 871 would be less likely to replicate and therefor lose the game of survival of the fittest

 

[JustANormalLemon]

considering the cakes display some amount of natural evolution by mutation, I would imagine that any marshmallow instances of 871 would be less likely to replicate and therefor lose the game of survival of the fittest

Adapitation wins the battle for the infinity cake

 

[FRIMI]

I also watched the actual video with translated subtitles, and now I'm hungry but also the higher dimensional argument could kinda go either way in my mind.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

I also watched the actual video with translated subtitles, and now I'm hungry but also the higher dimensional argument could kinda go either way in my mind.

Well, It is clerly being affected by the knife, so shouldn't be combat apllicable

 

[FRIMI]

yeah cake beats krispies FRA

 

[Tllmbrg]

Cake wins FRA

 

[SuperDino85]

Cake FRA

 

[DontTalkDT]

arguing the higher dimensional existence might work, but remember that they aren't being cut, they're being crushed

If you crush an infinitely small slice of something it's the same as being cut, though, isn't it?
Well, I wasn't quite serious with the argument anyway. We will move to the next match in a bit.