War of The Wikia 5: Endgame

[TheDarkSide857]

HOSTLESS starts to cry, while the corruption keeps on going strong. "JUST LET ME BE A GOOD SOUL FOR ONCE..."

I use the Godmode Stone to summon every single purificating character ever and they purify the corruption.

DARK, GET ON THE DAMN TRAIN

"I'm on the train. We are all at your place." I say as we have already arrived.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I carry Dark's luggage into the overhead bin

 

[Christian_Higdon]

HOST then somehow returns, because he finally has a calmed state of mind.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

*MONKEY Intensifies

"Shut up, Overlord!" I yell as Salad Fingers shoves the Kraken-tooth-tipped Chainsword down Overlord's throat to stop the MONKEYING.

1. you don't crotrol Salad Fingers, Chrsitian does
2. That wouldn't stop the monkeying

• MONKEY INTENSIFIES

1. I don't think Christian gave me any qualms.

2. Your voice box is shredded, so yes, the monkeying stops.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Well, it would be nice to at least ask me if you can control Salad. I'll gladly let you, but next time you try to control one of my characters, ask, okay?]

 

[TheDarkSide857]

HOST then somehow returns, because he finally has a calmed state of mind.

"C'mon, HOST, let's get on the train!" Salad Fingers says as everyone puts their luggage in and then continue fighting in a massive simulation arena on top of the train except for HOST, who just sits in his seat and chats with someone.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

[Well, it would be nice to at least ask me if you can control Salad. I'll gladly let you, but next time you try to control one of my characters, ask, okay?]

Okay.

 

[MaxForward]

"C'mon, HOST, let's get on the train!" Salad Fingers says as everyone puts their luggage in and then continue fighting in a massive simulation arena on top of the train except for HOST, who just sits in his seat and chats with someone.

Daniel, Skyla, PrivateMajority, ScaryLogos Official, Arcueid and everyone else hop on the train.

 

[Overlord775]

• MONKEYING CONTINUES because Monkey is unbreakable

 

[TheDarkSide857]

*MONKEYING CONTINUES because Monkey is unbreakable

Monkey easily breaks because your voice box is destroyed.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

HOST then gets up. "SO WHAT'S GOING ON?"

 

[MaxForward]

Shazen flosses and makes the monkey cringe so hard that it explodes.

Shaggy does one last glorious attack on Shazen that are so powerful that he would be defeated once and for all.

First, he reads his mind, which reveals his true weakness.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Soon enough, something happens. The corruption starts to take over as HOST becomes HOSTLESS again. "DANG IT."

 

[PublicMinority87]

I realize it will be an hour before departure, so I get off the train to confront HOSTLESS. I look him in the eyes and say "Im sorry I dragged you into this. Goodbye for now." I say. I then give shaggy a sandwich so big he needs to use 80% of his power to eat it. Its als the best damn sandwich he ever had.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Wait, isn't HOSTLESS on the train?]

 

[PublicMinority87]

[Wait, isn't HOSTLESS on the train?]

I then realize I was talking to Shaggy, and the lamp post next to Shaggy. I get back on the train, and it departs. I sit next to HOSTLESS on the train, scan my ticket, put the luggage in the overhead bin, and wait for 2 weeks to go by.

"There is bunk beds on the train." I say.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"OKAY, GOT IT. ANYONE NOT ON THE TRAIN?" HOSTLESS says.

 

[MaxForward]

I realize it will be an hour before departure, so I get off the train to confront HOSTLESS. I look him in the eyes and say "Im sorry I dragged you into this. Goodbye for now." I say. I then give shaggy a sandwich so big he needs to use 80% of his power to eat it. Its als the best damn sandwich he ever had.

• %8 of his power

 

[MaxForward]

"OKAY, GOT IT. ANYONE NOT ON THE TRAIN?" HOSTLESS says.

First, let me clone myself and Skyla. Daniel says.

He takes out his cloning device, clones himself and his sister, gives them an 3 week lifespan and two all-in-one battle potions (that also last 3 weeks) Then the clones go to fight Shazen, who's battling Walt Disney, Stan Lee, Moto Moto and Matt from Wii Sports.

 

[MaxForward]

Daniel and Skyla hop on the train.

this starts playing, as the train starts moving.

CONTINUED IN PART 6, WHICH IS THE GRAND FINALE

 

[PublicMinority87]

(Probably not though, if so, then we make it into multiple parts., Cause right after this I fight Dark again.)

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Daniel and Skyla hop on the train.
this starts playing, as the train starts moving.

CONTINUED IN PART 6, WHICH IS THE GRAND FINALE

I thought the train was already moving?

And where's the thread?

 

[MaxForward]

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