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Everybody Wants to Rule the World: Obligatory boss fight edition (aka thread 2)

Eden looks at his phone and notices a report of Australia being hit by a massive chunk of ice and a temple being erected there instantly.

"Do you think we should check this out Michael?" He asks showing him the report
 
"Since I seem to be incapable of seeing anything in this damned statue, sure. Though I don't know any way to get there quickly"
 
"A displesure to meet you. I am Sócrates Kant. Now tell me, mad man, what are you doing here? What is this temple you have created?" I speak, opening my arms in a dramatic way.
 
I make an irritated sound and then head for Boris.

"My friend, I think there are problems in a place called Australia ... do you want to come with me to see what happens?" I ask.
 
"Wait lil bro, I have an idea!"

I stop mid air and divebomb into the nearest abandoned warehouse. I start ripping it to pieces and devouring it before consuming all of the shadows in the area. I continue to do this until I feel my speed and strength stop increasing.

"Okay, I'm good now!"

I wrap my bro in my shadows and connect him to me via shadows before blasting off towards Australia at ten times the speed I used to be moving at.
 
"If you can fly a plane we can 'borrow' one. Or we could find a boat either one works I suppose. I just dont want to swim that far again."
 
Meanwhile in Makai, Akuma creates a desk and puts all the books she has on it, she then sits down in a newly created chair. "Aaah, time to start schemeing~!" She chuckles.
 
Paul Frank said:
"If you can fly a plane we can 'borrow' one. Or we could find a boat either one works I suppose. I just dont want to swim that far again."
"Don't think I can. Sorry."
 
"I want a good damn fight, and i have the means to make one. Observe."

He clears his throat

"Two: Colzin can observe the entire world simultaneously."

"Three: Colzin may shorten or lengthen space as he pleases."

The space between the base of the temple and everyone else is reduced to at least 1/1,000,000 it's normal size

"See?" He seems to be anticipating a response
 
I shapeshift the wings away so he doesn't smack himself with horrible pain poison.

"THIS"

"IS"

"SO"

"FAST"
 
"Alright cool. So it's a fight you want?"

I ready Proto as it glows with blinding light.

"It's a fight you'll have!"
 
[So we are currently 53 feet away from the temple I guess. But are we still in the statue or are we just infront of the temple?]
 
Destiny teleports to the top of the tower...unexplainable fast. She shows up in a storm of pieces of paper that surround her and seemingly block her view from anyone who...didn't see all. "What's going on here, exactly?"
 
As That Guy is spatially warped to the castle's top, he immediately stops

"Huh. That was easier then expected."

Wielding my dual katanas, I slowly and dramatically use manipulation to fly the remaining distance to Sócrates and Colzin's line of sight

"Alright... which one of you has tried to outdo me in planetary conquest? I'll have you know I'm the continent thrower here!"
 
"One more thing....."

He pulls some sorr of green amuley from his pocket, and crushes it in his hand. A brass-colored energy heads around the world, flowing into all thowe given powers

[Evacuate to meta pleas, new character set]
 
"How the heck are we here already?"

"Hey there seem to be a lot of depressed people around, I'm going to go help them out"

I go to all the depressed people and start patting their heads with happy tendrils to cure their depression.
 
"It depends," I say, and then look at the huge temple, some people seem to be about to face a man.

"Can you fight?" I ask.
 
"Lemme laugh even harder. HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!" He laughed, before stopping and looking at Aranil, a bit disappointed.
 
"Wasn't saying I couldn't. Just saying, I'm a loser when it comes to anything, so this'll likely be ma last beer." He muttered.
 
I start feeling really scared. Everyone around me starts getting really scared and the landscape starts twisting into scary shapes.

Luckily I know what's going on so I stick my hands in my head and use my new madness manipulation to force the madness of fear back down and restrain it.
 
I widen my eyes, I feel new powers flowing in me.

"Interesting ... now I also know fire spells" I exclaim, and then use the sparkport to direct me to the source of the problem.

I see two people about to fight. [Socrates and Colzin]

"Okay ... which of you two is the cause of all these problems?"
 
Boris then felt a surge of power, and also aggression. "Hehehe...hahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!" He laughed. He was clearly mad with power.
 
"Well, I think we're going to have more problems on our hands than just these two," Destiny said as she glanced towards Boris. The paper floating around her would begin to stick to her body, like a suit of armor, before eventually becoming one with her. Meanwhile several other sheets of paper flew off into the distance for later uses. She grew a couple extra inches due to the absorption and giggled. This was power. "No worries, though. I have some fun powers to play around with."

She already knew what she was capable of now, and as she tore off a small piece of paper from her body, it morphed into a gun which she pointed at Socrates, just assuming him to be the bad guy at this moment. "I'll have you know I won't miss."
 
Boris then teleported back to New York and started laughing. "WHAT TO REAK HELL ON FIRST!?" He asked to himself, with a crazed expression.
 
"Now that's what I call an issue," the girl muttered as she closed her eyes to focus for a moment before moving her gun to face Colzin. There was a faint, high pitched pop in the distance.

Boris would hear a high pitched pop sound and the familiar voice of a little girl. "Boris, what are you doing?
 
"Hey ... Destiny" I exclaim, moving closer to her.

"I know it's not a good time, but I want to tell you I'm sorry ... can we concentrate on the fight and talk later?"
 
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