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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: "Start the damn game already" edition

"I was doing that too but I got bored. Then I looked at the news and heard about some monster around here so I decided to look for it." He says

"So you don't know what's going on either?"
 
I sense the bird and watch it's beak with an eye grown out of the back of my head a moment.

Then I grow a beak next to the eye and try to make a cawing noise myself.

It doesn't work, probably don't have the right internal structure to make the noise. Beak alone won't do it. I get rid of the beak.
 
"I..." she let out a single sob and shook her head. "I-I'm good. You don't have to...ah...okay maybe just one.."

God the things she did to look cute...it's gonna make her vomit...
 
I stare at Silas.

"Cthulhu. Th th th. That. Th th th. Know. Nuh nuh no no.

I shake my head and facepalm.

"Ah-r you a eh-deh-oh-teh?"
 
Paul Frank said:
"I was doing that too but I got bored. Then I looked at the news and heard about some monster around here so I decided to look for it." He says

"So you don't know what's going on either?"
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"Not a clue."
 
"Ah a shame. Well I'm going to continue looking now feel free to join me if you'd like." Eden says before continuing his walk to the statue. He stops for a second "My name is Eden by the way. What is yours?"
 
I make a crying noise of despair. It was all going so well.

"Nuh-oh-teh Elder! Ey-Dey-Oh-teh!! You!!" I point at him.

"Duh-om! Suh-teh-ooo-... gah!!"

I can't even call him stupid because I don't know how to make the "p" sound.

Very well. He looks like an anime guy. Then I will use my last hope.

"BA-KA!!"
 
((Waaaaait how do you know she's putting on an act, Faruel?))

Destiny's whole body froze for a moment before she continued crying, and pulled herself away from the hug, stumbling on over to Boris. "Oh, it was just awful, where I care from...ah-WAAAAH..." That's a lot of sobbing.
 
No longer paying attention to what the others were saying, Jojo proceeded to start pecking and biting at a cupcake he had pulled seemingly out of thin air.
 
Awakening to the screams of some random person saying to get outta their room, my arm immediately points in the direction of its source and pulls the trigger of my Colt.

Ah, silence. Time to go back to my dream of making the mult- ..... ************ I just shot someone!

My body immediately jerks into a sitting position, smoking gun in hand, red wall and headless body on the floor. Staring around the cluttered bedroom, I ignore the recently deceased's trash taste in media in favor of the slightly bloody computer they were likely just using. Taking their seat, I open a new tab on .....

........ Internet Explorer? This better be a new com or I regret my regret at killing you.

Electing to download Chrome before I actually start googling anything, I sit in silence, only my foot's monotonous tapping to alleviate my boredom.

"....... how bad can your wi-fi be?! 10 minutes and counting to download a goddamn browser!? Screw this, time to see if your taste in food is as bad as every other choice you make."

Rummaging through the fridge and tossing some frozen pizzas (pepperoni) in the oven and one in the bin (its pineapple), I return to the PC and finally gety started on finding out where I currently am. Google maps, Ireland, Co. Cork.

Alright, homefield advantage. Thank god I'm not in the city proper, I'd rather not have to deal with people checking up on the gunshots. It does explain the wi-fi though. Question is though, how the hell did I get here?

Chewing on my pizza, memories of my brief "dream" come back to me. Groaning with my face in hands, I get back to the desktop and search for current news.

There were a lot of other people with me and if I am actually in another world, then they are probably here as well ...... somewhere anyway. But were would they be? Their home country like I was or was it just random chan-

".... person jumped from the Statue of Liberty before disappearing ..... well thank you random article that seems really convenient. Looks like I am heading to NYC. Now how do I ge-"

BANG

The sound of the front door being busted in followed by many footsteps jolts me out of my monologue. Grabbing the Colt, a quick glance outside the window reveals the likely culprits, the Gardai. With a sigh I stick my head out the room door to check if they are coming yet before inspecting how much ammo is ...... in the gun ..... its full and I didn't reload it.

"Well I'll be. Stupid law enforcement chose a bad day to actually do their jobs. Honestly, I had time to make and eat two pizzas."

Feeling an odd amount amount of confidence, I strode into the hallway with a devil may care attitude and got this fire fight started.
 
It seems upset. Also, why did it call me baka?

"Wait, calm down. You can take your time learning the language. It's not like you're in a rush, right?"
 
[You can be good at acting and not good at seeing through lies. Besides, there is a big difference between movie acting and lying about you identity.]
 
"Hey, hey~~. How about you talk to them?"

"Not yet Undine. I'm trying to know their personalities first, you know."

"How about we kill them?"

"No Necro. I need them for my further investigation. Also as guinea pig if they did something bad."

"Oh c'mon."

"Don't complain please and I give you ice cream. Also there's tsundere, I kinda hate it, maybe you can kill him next time, there's an idiot, there's the guy who doesn't say his own feelings, that should feel awful, ehh, looks like I've seen this kind of people in animes."

I said to my wings while I take notes.
 
"It...it was awful," destiny muttered as she wiped the tears from her eyes. "Just...everything was so awful. I hated it there..."
 
"Calm. Cah. Aam. Meh. Rush ruh ruh ush ush shuh shuh"

I stomp over to the letters I scratched into the metal, cross out the m, scratch in a "sh" then cross it out, then point very deliberately at the 'p' I scratched into the metal.

"Say!"
 
"Hey, you ain't there, right? Besides, I feel ya. I was at a horrible place too. It was horrid, EVERYONE HATED ME, IT WAS JUST SO F**KING...." He tried to breathe, his temper growing.
 
I glare at him.

"... Pee. Puh puh puh"

Then I point at the other letters one by one and tell him "say them"
 
[Is acting not a form of lie? Of course it is, the actor is not the person who sees them portrayed. They are lying about who they are for a certain period of time for money. Johnny is a skilled actor and consequently knows how to recognize who is acting and who is not ... and Destiny has missed a couple of moments when he didn't behave like a 13-year-old girl]
 
I perceive a sensation from below and grow an eye on the back of my head to look down at the person waving.
 
Since I can see up there through the use of my newfound eyesight, I'm somewhat taken aback but I quickly regain my composure.

"You wouldn't happen to have just been sent here randomly, have you?"
 
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