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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: "Start the damn game already" edition

With nothing else to do, Joel started divebombing random pedestrians and animals, throwing a cupcake or a pie at whoever he before flying back upwards again and again.
 
"Let's...lets just go somewhere else," Destiny said in between sniffles and sobs. She didn't care about what Boris had to say and she didn't want to hear more sob stories. "Where do you people think we should go..? London? Venice? Venezuela?"
 
"Yeah....but anyways, you're with us now, and we won't do ANYTHING bad to you. Just don't try to kill us, okay? Especially me, but eh." He says, before then hearing that. "Ummmm...was gonna say Colorado, but I guess wherever you wanna go is fine."
 
After massacring the Gardai and any would be witnesses, I discovered I can fly, this lovely rpg-type inventory (hammerspace) and the spaceship-laser cannon-missile launcher, laser guns and lightsabers inside. Putting it on the weapon platform to amp my flight speed, I get to flying in what I hope is the direction of New York.

Before I do that though, I gotta try out this METEOR thing. Destroy the evidence and all that, yeah thats a decent excuse.

Pausing in mid air, I pivot and open all the missile ports before carpetbombing the crime scene (and a lot more) with dozens of anti ship missiles.

"............. this shit is so awesome. I could take over the world with this kinda firepower ... nah why bother? That ***** so cliche."
 
"I agree with....whatever your name was, I don't think being egotistical is right around here...or me, but I myself can be an egomaniac. Like when I bragged I could chug down a beer bottle in 2 seconds flat-aaand I'm dragging on again. Carry on!" He said.
 
Eden entered spirit mode as he neared the top of the statue.

"I'm still going to be near you, just invisible" he says to the man he was with

[I like creeping on people with spirit mode]
 
"How about we go to...America?" She asked with a shrug. "If you were someone with powers like us, where would you go? Some place populated, right? Where a lot of people are? Maybe so you could...possibly find someone like yourself?"
 
[I will continue to call the team this way for the simple fact that it makes me laugh a lot.

Ps, go to Venice! (In Italy)]
 
"I am not entirely sure. I was normal, and then I appeared in some guy's office, and then I was a blob in an alleyway. I've been wandering around the city for a bit and then I flew over here because I always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty"
 
"New York sounds okay, I guess," the girl muttered before around at everyone around her. "Can...can we all teleport? It's a long way to New York, after all..."
 
"Yes it was a little weird. And best of all no one got hurt. Mostly. I might have caused some car accidents when I was walking around the city. No one died though. A few bruises at most. Maybe a broken bone if someone was really unlucky. I might have distracted some drivers. I looked somewhat intimidating. Let's not talk about it. Speaking of which, do you have any spare clothes?"
 
I make sure Vitrification is working and decide to follow the stuff that happens on the statue

[Won't be able to respond for a bit, sorry]
 
Akuma walks into the portal to THE GARDEN SHED OF DOOOOOM Makai. "I'll meet you guys there, byyyyyye~!" She smirks as the portal closes.
 
"I actually don't have anything besides the stuff I'm wearing right now. I was just dropped in here randomly."

I say while gesturing to the area around us.
 
Akuma opens a portal from Makai to the top of the Empire State Building, she walks out and closes the portal. "Ahhh, alright, what's going on here...?"
 
"Well that's unfortunate. Alright, I'll try something else"

I begin growing new layers of skin over myself that look just like clothes from the outside.

Before long I appear to be wearing casual jeans and a t-shirt - that are all still white. I also grow some long hair Legolas, which is, surprise surprise, still white.

I really need to work out pigments.

"Hmm I guess that will have to do."
 
I percieve the impression of someone suddenly appearing. I turn towards them and wave.

"Hello hello! Don't be a stranger!"
 
Undine, one of my wings, waved on him while smiling. I get closer to him soon after and start to smell him all over the place.
 
After I took some smell, I took some notes about him. "Decent smell... Hehe." I smirked.

After I finished, I hugged him and licked his face.
 
"ACH'NAGTHA'BL FGA'THN NAK'SO GARJZLAW'GAH!!" I say, recoiling as the girl licks me and promptly falls over in a state of pure ephoria and bliss, briefly forgetting to speak english from the shock. All the skin I've been growing and all the "clothes" shudder and tear a bit as my true body beneath the skin writhes in surprise, small tendrils of protoplasm pushing up from beneath the surface.

"What are you doing!!!"
 
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