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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: "Start the damn game already" edition

[@Faruel I'm fairly certain that the joke of Johnny Cage is that he's a terrible actor, and his "acting skills" are his main fighting technique

Tl;Dr you shouldn't be seeing through Jacky's lie]
 
Having nothing else to do, Joel suddenly spawned a Party Cannon, pulling on the pull-string and making the cannon fire confetti into the air.
 
I stare at him again.

"Baka"

Then I furiously scratch out the "m" and "sh" and "p" and "th" and "ch" and point at the "j" and "g" and "v"
 
[@ HI3

His "acting skills" are because he is a professional actor, not just a fighter and as I said before lying is a form of acting and he should be able to distinguish who is acting and who is not]
 
((He's hardly professional. He had terrible, direct to VHS movies in his past. Frankly I don't care either way but I mean eh whatever you guys think works better..)
 
[You do realize that Jacky has the intelligence of a Danganronpa genius right? Even if Johnny could do that to regular people, seeing past Jacky's lie is gonna be a feat and a half if you get what i mean]
 
[saying nothing on his acting skills, but being able to act does not automatically translate towards knowing when others are acting]
 
@yobo

"Here as in this city, no. Here as in this world, yes. Also what are you waving at."

[It's a real shame Tomoe's profile doesn't have enhanced senses for some reason even though Emiya said all archers have good eye sight]
 
[Can we talk about how baka is one of the first words Monarch's tentacle monster learned to say.]
 
[Saying JC is able to see through the lies of someone with Kyoko's and Naegi's intelligence combined is like saying a 3 month old baby can figure out the formula for Hawking Radiation of a black hole]
 
[Listen, I don't want to continue this discussion for a long time but Aranil can at least have the suspicion that he is lying, because the profiles of the two characters I have do not have the intelligence of two simpletons]
 
"Jay. Juh. Gee. Juh. Vee. Vuh."

I realise I messed up.

I scratch in the word "ground".

"Say this wuh-oh-re-duh puh-luh-ee-suh"

[hey man I don't have tentacles right now]
 
"I'm guessing you can't see from there. Two people, one particularly odd looking one. They might be who you mentioned."
 
With nothing else to entertain him, Joel just flew off into the sky, flying high above the ground as the crow looked for anything to grab his interest.
 
"Ground. Guh-ruh-ou-nuh-duh"

I smile more. I'm relatively sure that the muscles in my mouth are about to snap with how high of my face the corners of my mouth are moving.

"Thank you. Now I can speak English again. It seems I lost the ability when I became like this. Something in my brain changed and made it hard to make my mouth move properly."
 
[please note my pronounciation is still a little weird, I just can't be bothered to write out all the new words purely through mashing the sounds I've learnt together]
 
((I mean you really don't gotta but eh...))

Destiny was still crying her eyes out at the moment, seeming to be genuine about her world. "My family was just awful...my parents...my sister was just...oh she was the worst..."

stop it anytime now...don't want to blow it out of proportion.
 
"It's fine, it's fine-Wait, you had bad parents? Well, I had many parents. Y'know, with the whole revival thing n all."
 
Destiny sniffled a couple of times and wiped away her tears with the hem of her shirt. She shook her head slowly. "I'm..I'm going to be okay...I'll be alright." She glanced at Anril with red eyes still brimming with tears. It seemed so genuine. "I'm sorry...I didn't mean to break down like that...it just makes me so upset and...ah..."
 
"It's okay. I've had a fair share of that too. Like the parents I once had that nearly buried me alive!" He said, before getting a bit angry.
 
[If I've done whatever, I'd like my character to be tier 4-B and have cosmic powers ...]

"Aww ... don't worry, sweetie, now you have a better place here with us!" I say, showing her an encouraging smile.
 
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