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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: "Start the damn game already" edition

Boris then flopped over, the drunken bum...Well...drunk. He tried to get up but flopped over again. He then slammed his face on the floor multiple times, before getting up. "Are you stuck in the concrete? Are you contemplating owning your pet duckling!? Is your name Roger!?" He then fell over again.
 
Akuma starts experimenting with her powers in the best shed ever small Makai. She first starts out be creating some food, and then some water, and then a sword. All attempts were a great success. "Haaaaa, this is great!"
 
"Uh...no, I can teleport, though..." she looked down at her feet and giggled. She could make a better world...with all these powers she could make anything happen. Maybe humanity could get that fresh start...

Within a few seconds she covered the distance made between her and the group. A good twenty feet covered in maybe a second or two. "This is so cool! I can do so much, this is great!"
 
[I'm just going to assume my run took 5 minutes get on that calc DMUA]

I arrive in New York and look around to see what nonsense is going on.
 
"Woah!" He shouted. "I think I've drank too much now, because you just-buuurp did that." His eyes were spinning around, as he grabbed another bottle but smashed it on his head.
 
...

??? What is this thing? A ghost? Why isn't it saying anything? Why does it's face look like a doll was getting melted but then stopped halfway through? Maybe it's waiting for me to say something.


I wave at the creature.
 
Eden exits spirit mode and looks on the phone he stole.

He notice reports of a monster in New York

That sounds interesting. I should go over there. He thinks before realizing that he has no way to get over there.

"I guess I could possibly jump across the surface of the water. If all else fails I could probably just swim there." he says to himself before turning and starting his journey to New York
 
[Translated:]

Communicatio!

I wave back and start trying to fix up my face a bit more using this guy's as reference. The mouth squelches up a bit and the nose gets a bit more definition. Eyes move a little apart.

I try growing some skin over myself, but it's just plain white due to lack of pigment. I've turned myself into an albino. I have no idea how to make pigment.
 
I sigh and then go behind him and make circular movements with one hand on his back.

"Don't hold it back, free yourself"
 
"Uh...well, besides puking man...do you think there's anyone else like us?" Destiny put her hands over her chest and tilted her head. "I mean...there can't be only four of us, can there? If there are..."

If there are that makes things a lot easier for me...

"Well...maybe we should look for others..?"
 
"Oh, god, why-" He then hurled up a bit more, until it was all out of his system. "Oy....that...actually feels better."
 
"Where would any other people like us be?" Destiny asked as she began to walk away from Boris, rubbing her chin in thought. "We're over here in Lebanon. I'd say they'd end up in nearby places, but that other girl said she fled in from Arizona, so that's not likely. We probably landed in places all around the world, though...it's difficult to tell where. I'd say we should look at the news and see if anything interesting has happened, but...the news may be reporting us now as we...haven't exactly had a normal encounter so far..."

Her eyes suddenly widened. Oh god she was sounding too smart. "I mean...I don't know where they are!" She goggled.
 
"Woah...lady, that's too smart, even for me. I think I have a TV with me...actually, nevermind." He said. "Also, sure, I'll have water."
 
I gurgle back at him, careful to mimic his mouth's movements.

"Hello"

"Huh Huh Huh Huh Eh eh eh eh El el el el luh luh luh luh Lo Lo Lo oh oh oh"

I shift the mouth into a smile and create a hand shape that I shift into a thumbs up, then make a "keep going" gesture.
 
[Can we all just agree that Monarch's character hasn't just fallen into the uncanny valley, but literally is the uncanny valley itself?]
 
I begin to rummage in my pockets and then find a flask full of water and hand it to Boris, then I approach Destiny.

"You know ... you're a pretty insightful girl," I say, stroking her head.
 
oh my god what in earth is this man doing don't get your filth on me-

"Hehe! Thanks, I guess..." she giggled once more as she looked down at her feet and kicked at the ground. "I don't know...I just want to find other people. Maybe we can figure out what to do, then!"
 
"Hmmm...if it helps, I could try t' buy a TV for us. Or even an entire house! Or just...build one, I have the pieces necessary."
 
"What is your name"

"Name... na na ah ah muh muh eh eh"

"Muh name ..."

I try to say my name.

It comes out sounding like "Nachillemorac"

**** it, that'll do

"What is your name?"

I point at him to indicate I'm now asking a question.
 
Paul Frank said:
[Is your name really just an anagram of your user name ovo]
[i like how it's took just mindlessly mashing the letters together for someone to work that's out]

[my last three characters names have just been anagrams]
 
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