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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: "Start the damn game already" edition

"Hmm. Interesting." I write some notes again before the statue changed with waifu one.

"Whoever changed the statue must have decent taste."
 
"ACH'NAGTHA'BL H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRO'DOTH UAA'AH!!" I yell again in shock at the statue changing. Tendrils of protoplasm straight up rip through the skin at this point.

"OH COME ON, I ONLY GOT TO SEE THE STATUE FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS!!"

I glare at the statue, glare at the lady who licked me and is now writing notes, and start glaring at Silas out of habit then stop and give him an exasperated shrug.
 
Silas also falls over from the euphoria. I stare at him for a moment then shake my head.

"Ok, who are you, lady? And why did the statue of liberty just turn into some cartoon girl?"
 
ShiroyashaGinSan said:
Undine, one of my wings, waved on him while smiling. I get closer to him soon after and start to smell him all over the place.
[How does Undine and the other look, for reference?]
 
I wonder what happened to all the people inside the Statue.

Then I use my fancy non-material senses to check.
 
After buying and drinking several beers Björn leaves the bar still sober for the most part and begins to wander around looking for something to do,

As he wanders he runs into a local gang who in turn try to mug him, one has brass knuckles, two have knives and the last has a pistol. Björn simply smiles as he readies to fight, first his his HV to melt the firing pin of the pistol, he then summons two swords dashing forward cutting one of the knife users and the brass knuckles user in half before ducking under the second knife users slash and quickly stabbing up through his head. As the gangsters body falls to the ground Björn turns to see the last gangster throw down his useless gun and start running, "So the hunt begins" Björn says with a laugh.
 
Hm. That's weird.


I get up and cover my hands in shadows and start hitting the statue, but it doesn't seem to effect it that much.

This is annoying.
 
Silas flips off the statue with his unbroken middle finger and jumps down to the ground. He picks up a tree and makes shadow claws before slicing a message into the bark. He puts in front of the statue.

The message reads, "Do not attempt to tear down or get rid of this statue. It will hit back and it would be a shame if innocent Americans died because someone messed with the Statue of Liberty and turned it into an anime girl."

His deed done, Silas sinks into the shadows and heads to the mainland to hopefully get somewhere where inanimate objects don't change shape randomly.

[ owo kek uvu]
 
[For a second I read that as "anyone who touches the statue becomes a anime girl" and I was very confused on how you reached that conclusion]
 
After finishing some training, i take out my phone and check the news... except i can't, because Antártica has poop reception.
 
I find i solution.

I spread the depression wave across the nearest countries, giving hundreds of thousands mental dissorders, and more importantly, creating more millions of dark beings. They start doing work and try to find ways to take the internet connection from said country to Antártica. Needless to say, it doesn't work.

So i get a better idea.

Time to find new HQ.
 
The people seem normal, albeit rather agitated as they saw the statue disappear and reappear around them
 
Destiny nodded and closed her eyes, beginning to focus. With in a second, there was a high pitched pop and she disappeared from Lebanon and was in New York City. The cesspool of depravity and the scum of the earth. Lovely...time to figure out what she could do here
 
Björn continues the chase the gangster eventually trapping him in a corner "So... what will you do now?" He says smiling before the ganster begins to beg for his life "P-please d-dont kill me... ill give you anything... ill do anything".

Björns smile quickly sours into a look oh anger and disappointment "Running away is one thing but begging... disgusting" he says before he uses his Heat Vision to destroy his optical nerve blinding the man "You can live but your cowardice has cost you" he says before walking away.
 
Shortly after Destiny and Koth arrive in New York a strange being appears.

IrreTheActor
"GGGREEEAAATTIIIINNNGGSS, miss and mister! I, IRRE, present myself hummmbly. Feel free to call me Actor.", it says in an over dramatic and sing-song tone of voice before bowing like a stage performer.
Irre's voice doesn't sound very masculine nor very feminine and it's very pleasant to listen to despite Irre talking in such a strange way.
 
[That's where you're wrong boi. I first thought of this character and only afterwards did I decide that Pandora's actor has a fitting look. Also the fact that you would know that Irre... Oh wait I can't say that yet.]
 
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