Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

[DMUA]

The Praetorian even fits right in, with the abundant amount of robots. Cool.

Nil looks out the window... seeing earth, and that the surroundings are lunar rock.

"... Alright, fair enough. So, I assume you have the bare essentials, what else do you have here?"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Dealing with the goblins in the initial city and their spores, I move throughout the local area, expunging any goblins I find along with any spores. Given my myriad advantages over them, none really have any chance to retaliate much less even see me coming.

A short break, I realize it's night. Time had been a strange thing lately, and always was for me. When you live forever, human lives go by faster than you can react, and while it hasn't been anywhere near that long, it feels like its been years. Looking up at the black night sky, I have an odd sense of deja vu...

Then, a realization hits me. The depth of the darkness that is the night is unfathomably greater than anything I could create, even with every modicum of shadow on this planet. Even with the relatively imprecise nature of my abilities, I should be able to make use of this.

And with that, a scale is pulled back from the void of space, brought down to earth as a long shard of infinite blackness.

Before I can really do much with it, I receive a voice in my mind. It's familar, and I identify it as someone I saw outside of the fortress in the ruins of the first land of pillars. I think in response:

"... who is The Colonel?"

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

"Woaah... we're on space!" Dura says, with a smile.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

"Nice" mobius said

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

"The one who took over the United States. Seems to lead a bunch of vampire nazis, or something to that effect. A general annoyance." Would be the response.

"Aside from the things you mentioned, and other general things, that's difficult to answer. Which is to say, things will be created as they are needed. So, make a request, and it'll be there, even if it isn't yet." Iyl would answer.

 

[Another_Council]

"Is there a place where we can look at what is happening down on Earth?"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

“You have any food? I only got to eat a little ramen”

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

The information clicks in my head.

"Oh! The obese man from when we were all teleported the second time? I intended to deal with him just after the goblins, but I suppose now is a better time, yes?"

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

"That's the one, yes. Working as a team would be good. My body in New York can teleport you to our location, we can speak more there."

Iyl points to a room that says "observation room", the room has several screens seemingly connected to a magic circle.

"It's not perfectly clear at this distance, but it's something."

Iyl points to a fridge, containing a large variety of foods as well.

 

[Another_Council]

"Alright."

Cain walks over to the observation rom, deciding to check out what is happening currently.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"That won't be necessary. I have... something important I need to bring with me, and I don't want to take chances losing it. It'd work better if you told me your location."

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Xander is vaguely angry that Amakaros is killing goblins but stays quiet for now

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

"The moon. Which is why I offered the teleport."

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

Ichika just about spits out her drink.

"the MOON!? Why didn't anyone think of that in the first game!?"

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

Dura smiles at the sight of the fridge "Yay!"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"... where is The Colonel then?"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Xander looks at the fridge to check the types of foods available

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Ichika just about spits out her drink.

"the MOON!? Why didn't anyone think of that in the first game!?"

Dante snorts.

"Because I became the moon."

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

"Seems to be in the Pacific. We're up there so he can't observe us and all that."

The fridge seems to be way bigger than it looks from the outside. It contains a great variety of meats, cheeses, and far more.

 

[DMUA]

"Because I became the moon."

[Absolute power move]

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"... Huh. Cool."

With Nil being surrounded by basically anything he could ever need, he goes over to turn on the TV to see if anything crazy is happening in world events. Gotta keep updated, if they want to do a debriefing, and all.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"I see. I'll just come to you then."

The shard of night following me, I rapidly ascend through the atmosphere towards the moon.

 

[Lou_change]

"Could you please pretend you don't completely out class me?" I say annoyed.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Xander grabs a hunk of really sharp cheese

”Do we have a good plan of attack yet?”

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

Ichika just about spits out her drink.

"the MOON!? Why didn't anyone think of that in the first game!?"

(I had a base and I told you before you killed my first oc>.>)

 

[Another_Council]

Cain steps out of the observation room, deciding to grab some bread and toast it.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

mobius takes the carton of orange juice and makes a sandwich that contained everything including a fork, then he goes to watch television with nil

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

Dura just grabs a lotta meat, and instantly cooks it to a nice heat with his flames. He starts eating it.

 

[DMUA]

... Apparently, a good portion of anything American just showed Nazi propaganda about killing God.

"... Really should have seen that coming."

Other networks don't really show much else new, there's peace with the goblins in Japan, the governments are trying to get back on their feet as best as they can, Gunner McBullet is currently serving a life sentence after an electric chair completely failed to kill them... Just everyday news, at this point.

"Alright, we should take this to the war room, which exists... As of now."

With the base automatically creating what Nil is thinking of, he points to it and makes his way in.

 

[Another_Council]

Cain begins to place some cooked turkey in between the sandwich, taking a bite out of it and putting some mustard into it.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Ichika just about spits out her drink.

"the MOON!? Why didn't anyone think of that in the first game!?"

"...wasn't a certain redhead guy on the moon too?"

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

"...wasn't a certain redhead guy on the moon too?"

Ichika glares at puncher. If he wasn't resistant to her abilities, many harmful things would have happened to him in that instant.

"What have I told you about mentioning that deadbeat in front of me?"

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

Iyl walks into said room, and finds a chair for himself.

"Cutting them off from any potential aid would be useful." He notes

As Amakros approached the Moon, he'd see a notably large complex built on its surface. The complex itself was located in a larger dome, which contained a variety of plant life.

 

[Another_Council]

Cain walks to where Nil is watching the tv, also finding a chair for himself.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I imagine that's where the communication is coming from

Continuing towards the moon and the complex, I simply I phase through the dome and into the complex.

 

[Lou_change]

Realizing no one is listening I decide to take a nap.

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

Amakros would be greeted by the odd machines, who would motion him towards the area where the others were.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I follow the directions given by the machines, rather curious as to the construction of this place.

 

[Lou_change]

After going to sleep my body stands up an starts to look for something however it is clear I am a sleep.

 

[DMUA]

Amakros walks through the door, as Nil stands over the warroom table, his hands planted on it, observing a map of the world. America is covered in a swastikas, with the sole solace of New York, surrounded by a wall and filled with models of elementals. Japan and a good portion of Asia has a wooden mushroom and human to represent it's state. The rest of the world seems to be mostly normal.

"Before we start, is there any misinformation on this map?"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"I cannot confirm or deny anything shown."

I take notice of the woman wandering around despite being clearly asleep. It's not super interesting, but it's somewhat weird considering the circumstances. I remind myself to ask for the names of everyone later.