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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

DMUA said:
"Are you kidding? Everything this guy just said is crazy! He's just trying to get you out of the way so he can take over the world! Do you really think he's going to avoid getting in your way with a goal like 'KILL GOD'!?"
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"His goals concern a world that we plan to destroy. And the consequences of pursuing those goals will be his to bear alone."

One by one, the black figures turn and leave, heading back into their irradiated city. The smaller nuclear elemental also leaves, drifting back through the window she came out of. The other visible titans do not move.

The decision has been made. The forces of the Earth have chosen to stand aside.
 
“Gotta agree with Stargirl over here. God nonsense or not, this guy is clearly nuts. But looks like we aren’t getting any backup here huh?”
 
"Honestly, I find this kind of funny." Ilia would say to Ichika.

"But, maybe we can do something like what Nil tried last time. Manifest a lesser version in their reality, have them fight it as their ultimate challenge. And, should they be victorious, they would have their perceived freedom. Or perhaps you can challenge them in some other way, with the offer of freedom." Ilia would state.


Iyl would be floating in place, looking over the situation. It seems he'd find this quite intriguing.
 
"I am not a gir-..."

Nil sighs, then looks towards the ocean. He hears the Colonel's parting speech, and thinks about it... But there are things of more importance, now.

"At the very least, can we agree that the ocean bleeding and fish dying wholesale is very unnatural and we should take out Nameless?"
 
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'I don't exactly trust him or his plans, so it seems I am going to oppose him then.' Cain makes up in his mind.
 
Udlmaster said:
"I tell you all. I address you all. You think of me as a Monster, but what moral fibre does it take to arm a monster with tooth and claw and send him into a pen of sheep? Zat is the monster I battle, zat is ze being which I defy with every breath. I ask you all, if this God would allow my madness to flourish across ze globe, would it seem to you zat any god like zat would be just as mad as I?"

And suddenly his voice begins to fade as does the music, sound like it is coming old radios until it cuts out completely.
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“Again, I don’t really care. Your actions are yours alone, and even if we agreed, killing them before you would be putting the cart before the horse. You’re the more immediate issue.”
 
"..."

Ichika frowns. "Gods, I want to smite him so badly."

@hl3

"Hmm... Well, i guess I can trust you..." She shrugs, escorting Amakros into the building, where there's a more armored goblin lady standing around. She definitely has "commander air" to her.
 
Nameless enjoys the view of the bloody sky.

"IF ONLY MOMENTS LIKE THIS COULD LAST FOREVER."

But he knows. They won't let him continue. They should arrive and ruin his fun anytime soon.

The thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of fish bodies floating alongside him in the surface start flapping, even if by all means they should be dead. Their bodies start distorting and splitting, taking the form of foul beings.
 
Walking into the building, my eyes are immediately drawn to the purple goblin rather than the commander. It's feeling is familiar, something the Doppelganger puts together for me.

So these things are why all of the goblins disappeared before the first land of pillars was destroyed. Its purpose here is obvious: to evacuate the commander in an emergency.

"Ah, well, commander-"

A combination of my sheer speed and the purple goblin not moving much makes it insultingly easy to to convert all water and oxygen in its body to flames, and so intensely do they burn that the goblin's body near-instantly melts. At the same time, I throw my fist back into the face of the guide goblin, reducing its head to a mist and throwing the body back quite a while.

"You see, I've forgotten how good it feels to really use this body. I'd appreciate it if you could loose my memories a little."
 
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At that moment, every single other goblin turns on him and opens fire, including the commander.
 
After having observed the goblins for a while, I look around to see if I can find a goblin that seems more knowledgeable than the average.
 
The swarm of projectiles unleashed by the goblins is much faster than I anticipated, and have enough strength to harm me with sufficient hits. That, of course, doesn't account for my healing, but still.

From my lower back, an odd tail sprouts, moving through the armor-like shadow hide. It's the tail of the Doppelganger, braided together from a material ostensibly similar to hair with a scorpion-like stinger and made from the same counter-magic as its normal body. It rapidly extends to well over ten meters in length, weaving through the goblin's fire to take their heads and shred their souls. I myself immediately duck slightly into the ground to avoid the initial wave of attack, rolling forwards to the commander and slashing at its weapon and arms with wire-like protrusions of anti-magic extending from my fists.

All the while, I keep a special eye out for any of the purple goblin's and their brand of magic, as it could unravel this entire operation.
 
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@Blah

You can spot a couple of goblins standing guard at the diet building's entrance. Both of them are red in color, and seem markedly taller and better armed than the other goblins.

@hl3

You instantly carve up most of the goblins in the chamber, said for the commander, who leaps back a fair distance to avoid the wires, drawing a pair of blaster pistols. Rather than projectiles, they emit a stream of continuous laser fire that's more akin to a hose than a water gun when she fires them.
 
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It's pretty clear to me that directed attacks like this don't really cause much damage at all, but I don't want to start a bad habit, so I contract and stretch my body to avoid the attacks, responding in kind with my own, specifically with the wires, which are moving more like their own limb than you'd expect for such an object, and tail, all going either for her head or arms, with the tail notable phasing through the ground to swipe at the commander's legs.
 
Nameless is absolutely shocked he wasn't been attacked yet. But if that's the chance they are giving him...

 
@Blah

"State your business, human," One of them says.

@hl3

She rolls to the side, continuing to fire before speaking into a mouthpiece. "This is Commander Yaz! We're under attack, requesting backup from the General!"
 
"I am a going to talk to nameless." I say deleting my copies and put the copy and Paste-Inator in hammer space before flying off.
 
Cain realizes that Limiter Removal x2 has run out and now the rebound has happened, leaving him in pain for a short while.
 
Oh no

A burst of deepflames, naturally infused with anti-magic, erupt from my body, forming a large wall that flies for the commander. Even if it misses, at this range most of their body will be destroyed.
 
Nameless spots... someone coming to talk to him. Finally.

"HEY TH- HMM."

Nameless groans and coughs for a little while. His raspy, metalic bass boosted voice slowly drowns out into a more normal, if not remarkably deep voice.

"Now that's better. Anyway, hi. What do you want?"
 
“Hello, my name is Dr. Ihopethisisgoingtogeteasier, or Hope for short. I’m a medical doctor, and having seen the advanced weaponry of your army, I was simply curious as to whether your civilization had similarly advanced medical technology and techniques.”
 
A visible look of confusion washes over Nameless's face.

"Okay, back off.

First, what did you do that requires apologizing?

Two, did you just great me in the middle of this blood red ocean?

Three, did you just apologize to me?"
 
"...pff! Hahaahahahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, KYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAKA!"

Nameless's laugh gets more and more extreme as it goes on. Eventually, he gets caught in his own throat and coughs a lot.

"Ohhh boy, that's a doozey. Didn't think anyone was that brave... or stupid."
 
"I guess that is fair you seem to be good at hiding secrets with you ability to delete information." I say with a smirk. "So why do you hide."
 
"I repeat, Requestiong immediate back-"

She can't even finish her sentence before she's engulfed by the flames. You can sense that it burns through her fast enough to kill her.
 
"We will be arriving in Tokyo momentarily my lady, please take a seat while I prepare to land."

A silver maid with an accent of the queen explained as a sharply dressed woman walks to the back of the plane and opens the cargo-bay letting the turbulent wind blow her hair around. The woman takes out her shades and puts them on while walking to the edge of the door. She puts on black wireless headphones pulls out her phone goes to the radio app and cranks up the volume.

"Lady Rose please step away from the ledge, it is not safe to be doing that up this high. Come on jus- HEY WAIT!!"

The maid could not finish her sentence before the young woman jumps out the plane free-falling from 12 kilometers in the air without a parachute. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a piece of gum that she places into her mouth. She begins to chew the gums as she quickly approaches the ground, the music drowns out the sound of the rushing air around her. With the ground quickly approaching she spits out a black bubble that rapidly expands into the size of a car the moment that it touches the ground, moments later she crashes headfirst into the bubble and emerges unharmed thanks to the bubble absorbing the kinetic energy from her fall. The cargo plane that she was flying in lands near her and slowly turns into a puddle of silvery-metallic amorphous metal leaving only the maid made of the silver material in its place. The countenance of the maid's face was a dead give away that she was not approving of what her young mistress had just done. She opened her mouth to speak however the young mistress put her left pointer over the maid's lips as to 'shush' her.

"I know, I know 'I shouldn't be so careless with my life' is what you are going to say but look I am perfectly fine.", Rose jokingly exclaims as she adjusts her shades and looks for a new song.

"Lady Rose, landing safely once is not the same as landing safely all of the time, please be more careful.", the maid quickly rebuttals before changing the subject of their conversation. "So why are we in Tokyo anyway, what business could you possibly have here outside dragging me on another shopping spree for useless anime merch that you get bored of within a matter of days?"

Rose just smiles as begins to walk towards one of the most popular tourist destinations in Tokyo, Akihabara. Begrudgingly the maid turns into her amorphous liquid metal state, fusing into Rose's skin.

"We're goin' to take a look around Aki for a few rare collectibles to answer your question, Silvia, hopefully, we can find a good Goblin Slayer merch."
 
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"I mean, look around you."

Nameless spreads his arms, the ocean of blood and dead fish surrounding him.

"I crave for death and destruction. There is no place for me, anywhere."
 
"Not my words but I doubt you know the source. You seemed to enjoy hunting goblins as they could fight back."
 
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