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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

Reina comes through and sees Gunner's dead body. Possibly regretting that she hadn't tried to plead his case and stand up for him, but being unable to change the past. She merely picks up one of the projectile weapons he dropped upon his death, and put it in her satchel.
 
Pff, if I get lost I would just use clones to go through every possible direction till I find the correct way, Zett says confidently in his mind.
 
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YungManzi said:
Reina comes through and sees Gunner's dead body. Possibly regretting that she hadn't tried to plead his case and stand up for him, but being unable to change the past. She merely picks up one of the projectile weapons he dropped upon his death, and put it in her satchel.
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(Nil kinda just, took all the spare guns once everyone else was done looting, bad idea to just leave those around

Also you should specify which guns, from the link I sent earlier)
 
Blahblah9755 said:
“That’s true, I guess I’m lucky that I work in a field where there are thousands of locations that are overworked, understaffed, and full of people who want to save lives.” I give a slight chuckle at the thought.
“So, Dr. Hnein, in which field is your doctorate? Going by what I’ve seen of your abilities, is it a branch of chemistry?”
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"It's listed as in Alchemy, although that's somewhat wrong. It's closer to chemistry or physics, which directly relates to Alchemy so that explains that I suppose."
 
[I am awake, so...]

With a bit of flying, everyone arrives at the White House, ready to walk up and show the body of Gunner and collect their bounty.
 
"I mean, if you want to carry it go ahead."

Cain passes Mobius Gunner's disgustingly destroyed corpse.
 
@The White House Gang

The entire white house seems to be surrounded by security guards, all armed to the teeth with weaponry. "Halt! State your business!"

@McBullet and Coolguy
[Ichika's Castle]

Ichika and Coolguy are now both staring at Gunner.
 
@Yobo

"Well I dunno anything about that god stuff, but I'm an Engineer! I'm gonna help build better buildings and stuff for the humans."
 
"Me? Nah, that'd be the boss! She's in some diet building thing, or whatever, doing boring politics stuff"
 
@Zephyr and @DMUA

"Well, hi there ..."

Gunner McBullet say to the goddess, as he turn turns towards Coolguy

"From the sheer muscle mass and pecs, you must be one of the McChads. Have you come here to to rub salt in the wound of having been backstabbed and ********** to death ?"
 
Dura would be disguised as what appears to be simply a female version of himself, except with a nice dress and a skirt, thanks to his shapeshifting and illusions. He raises his hands on the air and in a voice very different to his own says "We have come to claim the reward for that terrorist guy that nuked... New York was it?"
 
"That body being carried by my friend over there used to be Gunner McBullet's."
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"Well, if you don't have a taste for backstabbing, I'm sure a frontal stab will work far better."
 
@Overlord

"Your actions have resulted in the death of millions of people and billions in property damage." Ichika frowns. "By and large, you have absolutely failed this test."

@Yobo

"Sorry, can't do that. She's doin' important business stuff."
 
Iyl seems to be entirely unfazed by any of the weapons pointed at him, nor by the goblin girl. The glowing red sword orbiting around him probably serves as reassurance. Additionally, if the goblins actually tried firing their weapons, they'd find they've been jammed... literally. The weapons would have been filled with jam to the degree that they could not function in any discernible way. Though this would only happen if they moved to fire.

"Well, I just now manifested into this world. If I told you the truth, you'd never believe me, but that's besides the point. I don't recall the human world having places ruled by goblins normally, so, what gives? What are you all doing here? I'd hope for your sake you're not harming anyone."
 
@DMUA

"You sure have guts to threaten someone who has already died."

McGunner responds.

@ZephyrosOmega

"Millions from what ? If you mean the nukes, i've had esplicidly teleported every person in their radius away before they detonated, and the radiation leftover was absorbed mostly by the elemental, so deaths from that would have been only in the thousands. Besides, i've nuked a cancer monsters spread that has nommed half of New Yorks' population in like ten minutes, so i've saved the entire continent, and the ash from the nukes are now the only thing blocking solar radiation since the ozone layer was deleted, so i've saved the lives of billions."

"And for the much damage i've caused, i've also given the USA scematics for robots worth tens of billions, which will prevent them from being defenseless againt the supernatural."
 
@DMUA

"The terrorist?" They lower their guns. "How do we know it's him and not just some random corpse? You lot seem suspicious."

@Yobo

"Eh, I dunno. GIve her 15 minutes and she'll probably get bored and go looking for food. THe boss is a strange one, lemme tell ya."

@Pheeenie

The goblin boss ignores the questions, hopping over her seat and walking up to Iyl fearlessly. "Hi! I'm Deedee." She looks up with a wide grin.
 
"DNA records should still be applicable."
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"I've died like, twice, don't try to play a victim from a minor inconvenience like that."
 
"Right, I suppose introductions are first. My name is Iyl. I'd like some answers to my questions though, this world seems to be doing rather poorly. We could talk over food, if you wish?"
 
“Well, I don’t want to leave it to chance, are you sure theres nothing I can do for you to convince you to let me see her earlier?”
Xander takes off his helmet,
“also, can I borrow some food? I’m starving, I didn’t eat breakfast. Sorry.”
 
Nil immediately draws his newfound weapons, staring them down.

"...You're the one behind the massacre in Deleware, right?"
 
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