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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

He is once again held in place by Dura's TK. This time Dura reflects Gunner's attacks back at him, while holding him in place, making him unable to move.
 
[I've said it before, I'll say it again, lifting strength doesn't mean anything if you don't have flight or TK for yourself to actually apply it. You need to get a hold on something to exert force, simple physics. And, yeah, he was at that level before getting incredibly amped.]

That catches Nil off guard, as he struggles to evade the gunfire. The afterimages work wonders, but, ultimately, he does find himself clipped by several attacks, forcing him to cast Regen on himself inbetween shots.

Nil figures he can't do much, and casts Libra on the Praetorian.
 
Cain then swipes his Lamp horizontally, creating a sharp gust of wind that shoots outward. Although, he did not count for most of the attacks as he gets damaged.
 
@The_Divine_Phoenix

Iyl appears in the middle of the National Diet Building, scaring the hell out of the cabinet and the couple of goblins there. It looks like they're discussing something... or were, before you came in. The goblins aim their guns at you. "Who's this!" a small goblin girl, who appears to be their leader from her unique outfit, points at Iyl. She's kind of cute in her winter dress (think illyasveil von einzbern), but Iyl can feel the power radiating off of her. She's not one to be trifled with, to be sure...

@Yobo_Blue

"He can talk in our language!" One of them excitedly says. You are then surrounded by goblins, all talking at once very excitedly. It's hard to tell what they're saying because all of them are talking.
 
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@DMUA

The praetorian is certainly a beast of a machine. Titanium Plating, a Fusion Reactor, AT fields, Plasma fields, Nanotube-enforced blades, Uranium bullet shells... it's quite the bot. But... it also has a reset button on its back.
 
The light harms Gunner a lot, but regen helps mitigate the damage.

@DMUA

[I have true flight, so that doesn't matter]

Praetorian is ****** dead.

@Listentomyrhytm
Spiral Breaker negates the reflection, causing you to be hit and thus lose concentration on your TK

Using this opportunity, Bullet McGunner darts into the portal

Or if that is not enough, then McGunner litterally explodes his own, now a giant pile of guns, legs off to force himself through the portal litterally centimeters away from himself with the force of the explosion, all while continuing to spam explosion danmaku everywhere with his ramaining top half.
 
“Yeah and I won’t talk anymore if you don’t answer. I’ll give all of you the silent treatment.”
 
Cain is hurt by the amount of explosions that Gunner gives off, being knocked out of commission for the fight,
 
The portal is absolutely loaded with pancakes before he can actually get in, slowing his progress substantially, if he can even get there with how many people are on him.

"... Jeez, you'd think I was the one who designed this thing."

Shifting through the gunfire with afterimages following his wake, regening off whatever blows manage to strike true, he flies behind the praetorian and fires a small blast of holy light to push the reset button.
 
Elsewhere...
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Beings made of structures carry structures to build a structure.
The elemental giants made from the materials of destroyed buildings trudge across the dead streets, the three of them bearing the weight of a half-ruined apartment complex on their shoulders. Their progress is gradual, yet unyielding. They move powerfully in spite of the weight they carry, shaking the ground with their every footstep.
Then they reach the outer rim of what was once Central Park and promptly drop the building in place, letting it fall on its side with a force that causes the earth to tremble.
In another district, the towering figure of nuclear energy patrols the city like a great disaster waiting to happen to someone. It moves throughout the ruins, keeping watch for any threats that may dare to reveal themselves within this place, its powerful energy ready to be unleashed at a moment's notice.
Slowly but surely, the remnants of New York City's corpse are being crafted into an unfathomable stronghold.
 
Dura just gets a bit damaged, however he doesn't mind much of it and quickly regens through it. Seeing that Nil bolcked the portal, he quickly mantains Gunner in the TK, both halves given separating doesn't help. In a very short timespan, he gets on top of Gunner and freezes him with his Ice Rays through his eyes. He then explodes in a firey wave, trying to reduce him to less than nothing.
 
@Hl3
“Nonsense, whether you received your degree in this world doesn’t matter. Even if it was in a field of study this world doesn’t recognize. What matters is the time you put in, the knowledge you learnt, and the truths you uncovered. As long as you have that stored in your head, you can show you’re capable. And if you can show you’re capable, only a fool would discredit you because you didn’t bring the piece of paper.”
 
[You are only 3 tims faster and there's a pancake sturdy enough to block my ram in the path and i resist ice, so that doesn't work]

In a desprate attempt and using all his stamina remaining, Gunner McBullet uses a final last ditch attack.

"SHOW STOPPERS !"


He shouts, causing three gianormous guns, big enough to block out the sun, appear over the battlefield, WHICH NUKE EVERYTHING IN A DOZEN KILOMETERS WITH ABSOLUTE DIVINE SMITHING

[Spiral Breaker + Powernull, you can't null it]
 
"I suppose you're correct, but people tend to lose that kind of innocence lusting after what is admittedly an ornate piece of paper. The discoveries and the knowledge stops mattering as much as the recognition for those things, although that's far from a constant in my experience if nothing else."
 
.... Well, that escalated quickly.

With no real method to stop it, Nil focuses on everyone, and multicasts Curaga to make sure everyone is absolutely topped off.
 
The praetorian shuts down, its memories reset.

Yes, the showstoppers nuke everything in radius. HOwever... due to a little thing called inverse square law, and the fact that even with maximum amplification, he's spread it over far too thin of an area... everyone survives it. Quite easily, in fact.
 
(Woot)

Cain is now back from being decommissioned, gaining his bearings before recognizing the current threat of Gunner.
 
Dura just starts mercilessly blasting Gunner with hotter than sun-firey punches, and some ki blasts. Next he stabs him with his back spikes and electrocutes him from the insides, before throwing him down and holding him in place once again. He then finishes it all off with a super Gigantic Blaze, as the cherry on the top.
 
“That’s true, I guess I’m lucky that I work in a field where there are thousands of locations that are overworked, understaffed, and full of people who want to save lives.” I give a slight chuckle at the thought.
“So, Dr. Hnein, in which field is your doctorate? Going by what I’ve seen of your abilities, is it a branch of chemistry?”
 
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[Guess what hasn't happened in that time?]

[GM backs this up, Dura, kill.]
 
Dura just decides... he isn't done yet. He decides to finish it with another impaling and electrocuting while he shouts "DRAGON TUNDER!" shocking the conciousness out of him, leaving him unconcious entirely. Then, he pulls out his spikes and relentelessly starts bashing him with one of his fists, tearing out slowly weapon by weapon, explosing his flesh. Making sure to break his bones entirely, onto paste, then, Dura starts clwaing directly, producing various cuts on Gunner's body, boy, is he going for an overkill... the cuts cause quite some blood to come out, however Dura is not finished yet, he wanted more, he wanted to really make sure this was the final nail in the coffin, the end of this tyrant that wanted to nuke his way out of problems. He slams his body onto the ground and then, he summons Wave to get out all of the blood from the body... if he wasn't dead from this, his finishing act would do the deed. He decides to stomp heavily all across his body, shattering organs pretty quickly since the bones were already paste. Finally, he decides to ignite the corpse in flame... There is no kill like overkill.
 
"And like zat. I am ze Senate."
[I don't even want to fight you, I can't try to kill a man who freely uses prequel memes]
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Nil looks at the absolute carnage that is now Gunner's corpse

"... I mean, wow, I don't blame you but... You okay?"
 
“Oh. Are you doing it peacefully at least?”
".....Relatively?"

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Gunner McBullet, is for all intents and purposes, dead. He explodes into a pile of bloody giblets, as his many, MANY pieces of equipment (remember all of lance's skills are based on equipment) lands on the ground, floating and spinning gently like minecraft drops.

For gunner, however, this is not the end. As he finds himself face-to-face iwth Ichika Yuuki. Who looks... quite displeased.
 
Dura just replies to Nil with a straight face... almost blank, as he simply says "No. I am not. At all." In his ever flashing light of colors appearance. Before simply turning back to base form.
 
"... Yeah, I'll let you cool off."

Nil then realizes... Gunner dropped plenty of spoils.

"... Hey, look."

Nil picks up one weapon in particular... A sweet little gem called God Hand. A holy based gun... This'll do nicely.

"You guys contributed, sort through and pick what you want."

Nil also looks at the Praetorian... it is more than busted up, but, he knows a few repairmen, so he claps his hands.

"You awake?"

The Praetorian responds, with some sparks flying out and jerky movement.

"Okay, good. You're my robot, now."
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Meanwhile, at Seven's restaurant....

Coolguy walks through the door, exhausted yet again, before sitting at one of the tables.
 
Dura just looks at a few of the weapons... "Ugh... it's a bit hard to decide, especially since I dunno what they do. Could you tell me which ones would benefit me best?"
 
“Define relatively?”

"Out of my way, out of my way!" A goblin woman pushes her way through the crowd. Unlike the rest, she's much taller (around 5 feet), and her skin is a deep crimson instead of bright green. "It took a bit of fighting, but casualties didn't breach the double digits," she explains. "And those were the ones that refused surrender. And who are you, then?"
 
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