Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

[Yobo_Blue]

“Well, thanks, do you want to be in whatever conversation we’re gonna have too Natch?”

 

[00potato]

The voice echoes in Natches head

“You should, it is a good opportunity.”

 

[Overlord775]

Not breathing

 

[Another_Council]

Cain then proceeds to hit Gunner's body with a forefist, deciding that yes, Gunner's would-be corpse would be the perfect punching bag.

 

[InfiniteDay]

(my boy Gunner getting killed again out here)

 

[Another_Council]

(If ya hit the body hard enough)

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

"Helping how exactly? And why are you conquering?" Iyl would ask, not noting the presence of the others much yet.

 

[Overlord775]

Cain then proceeds to hit Gunner's body with a forefist, deciding that yes, Gunner's would-be corpse would be the perfect punching bag.

Gunner's torso litterally explodes, splatting bllod all over the already red room and sending his head flying away.

Definitelly not breathing

 

[Another_Council]

Cain's clothes are splattered with blood, although he doesn't seem to regret what he has done.

 

[DMUA]

"... We ugh. Kinda need him to be identifiable to get the bounty, you know."

 

[InfiniteDay]

(dude Gunner my man is gonna come back with a vengance)

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

"Hahaha"

 

[Lou_change]

"I could make a new top half of his body." I say finishing fixing the robot.

 

[InfiniteDay]

The team glares at Cain, waiting for him to tell them why he would even think of doing that.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

@lou
"I think it is not necessary, he is dead"

 

[Lou_change]

(You're not even part of the game)

 

[Another_Council]

"....I had some unspoken issues with him."

Cain now feels a bit guilty.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

@Lou
(you are talking about me)?

 

[InfiniteDay]

(he means me, but now that the story was affected my me saying what I did i'm now in)

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

(Oh)

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

@Pheen

"We're gonna give the humans lots of food and cool shinies!" She responds, ignoring the "conquering" part of the question.

@Yobo

"Eh, I shouldn't. Ain't my place."

@The Red House Group

Gunner is magically revived once more, brought back to perfect (albeit depowered) health.

 

[DMUA]

"....I had some unspoken issues with him."

Cain now feels a bit guilty.

"... I mean, yeah but... what's done is done. Or, maybe not, since he came back to life, but... He probably would have done something about instantly dying if he could. Maybe he was sent back down here without his powers? Either way, if he comes back, just hold him as you already were."

 

[Another_Council]

"Alright."

Cain decides to stop messing around with his taekwondo powers for now.

 

[InfiniteDay]

(I don't trust Cain)

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

"I am somewhat hesitant to believe that was all there was to it, given your men were armed."

"So, what else are you doing?"

 

[Another_Council]

(You know what Infinite? Fair.)

 

[Lou_change]

"Could use my slow Motion-inator to trap Gunner." I offer.

 

[InfiniteDay]

(everybody want's to die: wait at least 3 chapters for you to call it the bane of your existence please and thank you)

 

[Another_Council]

(I think that sums this up in a nutshell)

 

[Lou_change]

(Why's infinite here at all)

 

[InfiniteDay]

(because I personally like this chaos, and I'm bored)

 

[Yobo_Blue]

”You should join in, come on! It’ll be fun”

 

[InfiniteDay]

(I did done can done did)

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Elsewhere...
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All things have come together.

Elementals from across the continent have arrived at what was once New York City. The smaller nuclear figure and its chemical companion arrived first, taking positions of defense. Then the rest came. Monsters of sand, giants of bone and colossi of water and fire traveled across the land to their one and only master, to remain by his side until the time comes for them to move again.

The construct of the elementals made of shattered buildings is complete. A high-rising barrier made from remains of the city's fallen structures borders the place that was once Central Park, standing tall and spanning wide. Another, lesser wall of building husks encircles the construct some miles outside.

Now the elementals stand around and within that barrier, to defend their master from all things that would seek to harm him. Preparations are complete. The center of the city is now a fortress for the crusaders of the earth.

 

[DMUA]

[I mean, I would prefer if he commented less but spectators talking in Meta is perfectly fine]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

@Blahblah9755

"Reasonable, but that's not quite what I meant. Their absurd rate of reproduction seems to be a voluntary "on/off switch", so genetic abnormality isn't required for it, but they seem to be rather homogenous in terms of their goals so that also seems somewhat unlikely in retrospect."

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

(he means me, but now that the story was affected my me saying what I did i'm now in)

You don't get to dictate the actions of the group

Also, you're not in. I haven't approved your character yet, and registration is closed in the first place, so you won't be in.

 

[InfiniteDay]

(I shall, but can I ask that you make a EWTD2 Quotes to lives by list?)

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

Dura just looks... very confused at Gunner's bod now being in perfect health. But they're turning the body in so that's good.

 

[DMUA]

Gunner is magically revived once more, brought back to perfect (albeit depowered) health.

"There we go."

Nil keeps walking, waiting for what the major does after he's lead us all the way inside.
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(I shall, but can I ask that you make a EWTD2 Quotes to lives by list?)

["... It's a kilt"

Now, please be quiet and watch the show for awhile]