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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

[Seven’s PoV]
I pass Coolguy a smoothie similar to the one I gave Ichika, but this one tastes like raspberry flavored joyful memories instead.
“You look like you’re having a rough night.”
 
(I do have a discord, just not in this discord)

Cain ultimately decides to take the Vortex Cannon as his own.
 
"Thanks."

Coolguy takes the smoothie, and downs a good 3rd of it in one sip.

"... Well, I have time to kill. I managed to get some guy to make a clone of me, who'll misdirect my stalker for a bit. What's going on?"
 
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"Oh yeah! That is very nice, ehehe! Thank you very much... What's your name anyways? I forgot to ask before, so I might as well do now" Dura says, smiling, looking very happy... can you believe this is the same guy that annihilated a person? Either way, he picks up the Thunder Core, and stores it into his Hammerspace.
 
@DMUA

"Well..." She looks around. "You ever heard of the McBullet clan? I heard the name and assumed they were one of yours."

@Yobo

"That's right! For the glory of Etronia!" She nods, grinning. "The name's Natch."
 
"I'm Nil. How about you?"
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"I actually did manage to get some digging inbetween stuff. With some spare time, I managed to get in contact with the soul of some of my elders and ancestors and... Hoo boy."

"So, they're an offshoot of the McChads, much like many others. One in particular, who's name is long lost outside of the fact he renamed himself Bullet, did not take kindly to the fact most of the clan outdid him. Sheer genetic advantage is a doozy... Enough of one that dear ol' Bullet McChad decided to craft forbidden weapons we now know as guns. When confronted, plenty of McChads fell... but even his insane form of lead couldn't pierce through muscle and determination. But, he had a getaway in the form of shooting a rocket at his feet and propelling himself out of sight, leading him to found a country on the other side of the world, dedicated to high technology and opportunistic treachery."
 
“Well, uh, maybe it’s not my right to judge or my place to act. I’m not from around here. But it kind of seems like you’re treating these people maybe a little roughly. just how peaceful is this peaceful takeover... Natch you said it was?”
 
Cain picks up the name of Nil, he stashes it away in his mind for later.
 
"My name? Dura Gonfôrs! Nice to meet ya, Nil... well, meet ya in a proper introduction!" He says with a smile, standing up and revealing his very tall size. He stretches his hand to Nil.
 
Handshake.

[Apparently, Zephyr is also letting us have the EBF3 spoils, so...]

Nil notices that some extra weapons popped out, for some reason. Another holy gun... Ark Angel. Now, there be two.
 
Dura notices the weapons and decides to pick a cool looking one, the Red Vulcan. "Ooooh, spiky, red and looks flamey. Useful!" Dura simply stores it into his Hammerspace. He also picks up the Flamethrower and stores it too.
 
"Huh."

Cain notices what seems to resemble an anti-tank rifle, deciding to take it for his own, placing the Super Sniper ZX in his hammerspace, keeping the Vortex Cannon out. He has plans for it.
 
@DMUA

"So tha'ts how it is... anyway, it took like 8 people to kill him... so like..." She starts to explain all of his crimes to McChad. The nuking, the mind control, all of the senseless violence. "So... what should we do with him?"

@Yobo

"Like I said, relatively! We're doing our best. These humans are still pretty nervous, but we're trying to live life like they are. Hey, at least they arne't refusing service, right?" She holds up some food from a nearby establishment and munches it down as proof.
 
Cain also notices what seems to be a large grey cannon with vents on the sides of the barrel, he takes it as well, allowing him to gain the Sub-Zero.
 
[It was mainly 3 guys but eh whatever]

Coolguy actually lifts his sunglasses in reaction, just giving a look.

"... I... wow. Okay."

He puts his sunglasses back into place.

"... Well, if he wanted to make the world better with him at the top... I'd take away all his powers, throw him in maximum security, and let him watch the world improve without him on a widescreen TV. With speakers he can't get into, playing audio of that same news for 16 hours, until lights off."
 
Ichika stops, staring at coolguy... and her face slowly twists into a grin. "You're ******* diabolical, Coolguy. I love it. Wanna go have a chat with him?"

She looks down at the viewing screen, and her smile immediately fades.

"...Welp. There goes the senate. Death by nazi vampires."
 
"Everyone got the stuff they want? I'll probably pick up whatever's left so the other guys can take a look, if there's nothing else that stands out."
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Coolguy gives a big smirk to that, and sips a bit more of his smoothie.

"I just don't take kindly to people who take my people's likeness and drag it through the mud just because they're a little below average. Anyone can get creative when you insult their bloodline."

... the smirk fades as Ichika makes their observation.

"Huh. One thing after another. Either way, send me over to your location. A chat sound great."
 
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(So how long would it take to attach, say, guns to a limb like an arm or a leg?)
 
[I mean, we'd need like, the proper gear and someone who can make it. I'm excited too, but, for now, we're going to just need to take a respite before anything else.]
 
(Gotcha)

Cain decides to place the Sub-Zero and his Lamp in his hammerspace for now.
 
@Yobo

"They're just paranoid humans. Trust me, we get lots of those types in our home universe, but everything always works out."

@DMUA

"Indeed." She places a hand on coolguy's shoulder, warping the both of them there.
 
As Nil waits for them to wrap up their looting, he notices that there are a ton of MP restore items as well, like the sundae he was given earlier. Obviously he grabs that up in a heartbeat, and starts taking in some of the spoils via eating a bit of ice cream to hurry along his recovery.
 
“What’s it like in your home universe then? This is kind of suspicious honestly“
 
Yobo_Blue said:
“What’s it like in your home universe then? This is kind of suspicious honestly“
Click to expand...
"Absolutely great! There's enough food, infinite energy, all sorts of cool technology..." She's got a dreamy expression. "It's amazing..."
 
"Alright I'm done with my looting, I got what I need so anyone else can pick."

Cain feels satisfied with what he has.
 
“So then why are you bothering with this place? Sounds like you have everything you need”
 
"Yeah, we do. BUt this dirt ball sure doesn't. From what i hear, they're almost at carrying capacity."
 
"Alright, cool. Now, let's go regroup with the others, collect the bounty, get my new robot patched up, and whatever else we need to do before we go to Japan."
 
Cain gives a thumbs up, walking up to the mangled corpse of Gunner.

(Can I throw a corpse into hammer space?)
 
“I’ll be honest I’m just kind of suspicious about everything here. I got pulled into all this by some lady who claimed she was the god of justice, and she said something was up in Japan. So, I really should ask you what your job is here Natch. I’m sure we can work things out.”
 
[I guess you could if you really wanted to, but, I think carrying them should be fine.]

"Alright, Cain, you've got Gunner's body?"
 
(Alrighty)

Cain slings Gunner's dead corpse over his shoulder.

"Yeah, let's get this bounty."
 
"Alright, let's get back home."

With all the gear at his disposal, Nil flies off to America.

"... You know, I say that, but actually, it occurs to me that we don't really have a base of any kind. It's probably something we should discuss with all the stubborners, but, with 100 million bucks, we could probably get a nice place."

[With that, I'm going to bed, and leaving the cliffhanger set up by the Colonel wide open for tomorrow.]
 
Cain uses his manipulation of wind to be able to slightly fly, he keeps a tight grip on Gunner's corpse as he follows Nil.

(Welp, I am to do the same)
 
(I'm back looks like my timezone is quite different to everyone else :( )

Meanwhile Zett has been taking a look around the place, we would clearly need to ask the humans to get both sides of the story.

Heading to the nearest airport there should be at least one person who speaks English there (I assume that is what we are speaking).

Spotting a receptionist he asks:

"Hey, I don't speak Japanese but I need to get the situation here so that I can help."
 
A small thought appears in Zett’s mind to remind him not to get lost or embarrass himself.
 
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