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I have no friends and family, oooooo I'm so edgy.
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I have no friends and family, oooooo I'm so edgy.
Fine techoblade shows up.I have no friends and family, oooooo I'm so edgy.
Oh no is good time to change themes, do it before they bring things you dont want to see(Now a bad time for me to make more wishes?)
That causes NASA to lose all their money since they made the USA look very bad in front of other countries and because they cannot maintain the space stations, they are falling to Earth orbit ending with chaos and destruction.I wish for, with no involvement of me, except as an observer as a normal person might be, NASA's Mars Perseverance Rover to take a NSFW photo of itself, hack the Twitter account that posts on said Rover's behalf, & post said NSFW image, with similarly NSFW commentary, & continue to do so.
(Trouble understanding your syntax, but okay.)Oh no is good time to change themes, do it before they bring things you dont want to see
Countries promptly begins invading their enemies with non-lethal capture tactics. Tasers, tranquilizers, bioweapons, etc. You are conscripted into your country's army, whether you like it or not & made to invade innocent countries. Enemies are taken prisoner or knocked unconscious, & robbed.That causes NASA to lose all their money since they made the USA look very bad in front of other countries and because they cannot maintain the space stations, they are falling to Earth orbit ending with chaos and destruction.
I wish that everything illegal (except all kinds of murders) is legal for 24 hours on the 4th of July in every country in the world. Yes I like Chaos
Everytime you lie, you will receive extreme pain and everyone around will suffer in the most horrific ways as well.I wish I could get away with lying, no matter how big the lie is
Granted, but the punishments are extremely guesome and cruel and must be displayed in public spaces where all civilians of all ages are forced to see, causing intense trauma to the next generation of children making all styles of beard outlawed, as the rule itself is mystically enforced and cannot be stopped or changed.I wish for every person in fiction who ever's called a man with facial hair a "gorilla" or said such a man was "scary" would suffer the rest of their life experiencing discrimination & ostracization of an equal or greater scale, & be punished every time ever again they call a man like that a "gorilla" or say they're scary.
Granted. It is applied to fiction, then immediately revoked, leaving everything back to normal after a very short duration of weirdness.I wish there was a single universal power system applied across all of fiction, that all non-scientific powers in a series had to follow which made it so that if the standard level of detail were included it would be possible for anyone to understand exactly what the powers were and how they worked and how they would interact with any powers in other series, but could still be intentionally obscured to allow genres such as mystery and horror to work.
Hey for a hot minute, a very hot minute we could understand how DC scaling workGranted. It is applied to fiction, then immediately revoked, leaving everything back to normal after a very short duration of weirdness.
I wish that math was restructured so that it functioned where no mathematical process ever involves or results in a non-terminating decimal number.
Granted. However, in order to grow the trees, you would have to plant your own money into the ground. Oh, and the tree only gives back as much as you put into the ground, making it a meaningless waste of time.I wish money came from trees
Granted, but they have an extremely limited lifespan and you have to maintain a long distance relationship.I wish my waifus were real and would love me
No need to grant this one, he already is!Granted, but they have an extremely limited lifespan and you have to maintain a long distance relationship.
I wish Nyarlathotep was real.
done now he takes an interest in you and you go insane with the knowledgeI wish Nyarlathotep was real.
Hawtdone now he takes an interest in you and you go insane with the knowledge
granted but you turn bulma and every other woman who is 1 infinite space in your presence lesbian and turn femboys into the next sour faceI wish that I will one day be reincarnated as Yamcha.
granted but you become a anime girl and he happens to introduce you to shubI wish Nyarlathotep was real.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogranted but you become a anime girl and he happens to introduce you to shub
Granted but mobs permanently cannot spawn in the game and any attempts to spawn them will have them despawnedI wish i was able to be reincarnated into Minecraft where all the mobs are anime girls and live life in those mc anime comics
you will have a Brain tumorI wish the global average temperature of Earth would change by 1 degree.
granted but the cause of the degree is your breath when you open yo large mouth (earths entire temp goes up)I wish the global average temperature of Earth would change by 1 degree.
This happens again every 60th of a second and switches randomly every second resulting in extreme weather changes also the degree used is Kelvin.I wish the global average temperature of Earth would change by 1 degree.
Granted, but all the activitiy is dispassionate.I wish this thread became active again
Granted, but you will never experience happiness again.I wish the person below me some nice fried chicken
Granted, but you receive the equivalents for your life, of my house chores.Granted, but you will never experience happiness again.
I wish my homework ceased to exist
Granted but they are extremely weak and obey your commands poorlyI wish that I had real life pokemon that obeys my every command
granted but its all level 1 trash tier Pokemon who can't even moveI wish that I had real life pokemon that obeys my every command
granted but he is replaced by trump facesI wish the wojak meme never existed in any variation of, present past and future