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Everyone joins youi wish i can ditch this world
Granted. You ditch the world and opt to live on the sun, dying.i wish i can ditch this world
Granted, but you have no hands so you can't use them.I wish i had piano skillz
I'll just play with my feet, gottemGranted, but you have no hands so you can't use them.
Every other animal in existence now becomes a blood sucking pestI wish mosquitoes died instantly upon getting closer than 3 meters to any human
Granted, there’s a shockwave and a burst of wind as a hole opens up in space and time and you’re sucked in, losing consciousness.i wish i can ditch this world
Granted, but to counteract this change mosquito genetics have changed, they now suck more blood from other animals (even those with fur or scales) and have breeding cycles that take 1/100th their previous period. With this change, the mosquito population rapidly grows, until it’s nearly impossible to travel more than a few meters without killing tens of millions of them. After only a few months, the diseases they once spread to humans now adapt to spread to all other animals.I wish mosquitoes died instantly upon getting closer than 3 meters to any human
I wish there were better inexpensive restaurants near my house.
Theoretically literally everything can become a black hole if compressed enough. A mosquito black hole wouldn't last long though cuz hawking radiationWouldnt that become a black hole because the ******* densetiy of that thing.... okay not really but it will be funny a mosquitoes black hole
Granted, but the competition wants your headI wish I was the best artist to ever exist
Good. The only words in the english alphabet are ñI wish there are words with ñ in English
Radiaton lose is a bitchTheoretically literally everything can become a black hole if compressed enough. A mosquito black hole wouldn't last long though cuz hawking radiation
You can. You just need a lot of cats.Radiaton lose is a bitch
Why i cant have a cat blackhole
Yes, but from what I've read, it would take a very long time, because little to no oxygen & the temperatures bacteria can survive at (To decompose stuff & release heat.) take a while, & fur insulates it, reducing heat loss.Wouldnt making the cats into a fleshy absurdly condense ball would kill us all because that things will bring alot of heat
Oh, right. I was thinking more along the lines of a mole of cats mass. Derp.Pretty sure that if a cat ball dense enough to be a blackhole would be like heavier that 100x earths atleast
Granted but now you now have protaste cancerHas anyone made the "Granted, but you have prostate cancer." Joke yet?
EpicGood. The only words in the english alphabet are ñ
Granted, but you are always in a permanent state of art block.I wish I was the best artist to ever exist
Granted but everytime you do you download 100 trojans that fulls you RAM 1 megabyte more than the ram you downloaded, also they cant be removed by any wayI wish it was possible to download more RAM.
Granted, but you now have prostate cancer.I wish for all current day spambots to be digitally & temporally transported into the operating systems of computers that existed in the year 1997.
Granted the spambots get conscience become super intelegent and changes history so all A.I are spambotsI wish for all current day spambots to be digitally & temporally transported into the operating systems of computers that existed in the year 1997.
Granted, but all said negative effects go to your friends and family.I wish I was immune to any and all negative effects regardless of any twisting you could do with this wish.
Granted but you get what most people loves and you hate multiplied by 100000x technically making a good effect in the eyes of the majority. oh also is everything most people love but you hate so have fun with thatI wish I was immune to any and all negative effects regardless of any twisting you could do with this wish.
Nah is 100 people+ vs you so....That's still a negative effect so you didn't fulfill the wish. I am untouchable.