-
This forum is strictly intended to be used by members of the VS Battles wiki. Please only register if you have an autoconfirmed account there, as otherwise your registration will be rejected. If you have already registered once, do not do so again, and contact Antvasima if you encounter any problems.
For instructions regarding the exact procedure to sign up to this forum, please click here. -
We need Patreon donations for this forum to have all of its running costs financially secured.
Community members who help us out will receive badges that give them several different benefits, including the removal of all advertisements in this forum, but donations from non-members are also extremely appreciated.
Please click here for further information, or here to directly visit our Patreon donations page. -
Please click here for information about a large petition to help children in need.
Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes
- Thread starter OriginFox
- Start date
- 10,748
- 17,697
Wish granted, he’s replaced with an equally intolerable if not more annoying and unfunny reaction face
- 3,121
- 3,546
- 25,018
- 27,012
I wish 2+2=22
- 10,175
- 3,858
Granted, but it only applies when you wouldn't want it. Ex: If you have a pair of $2 taxes, you have to pay $22 total on them, but if you get two $2 bills/coins in change on a purchase, it's only $4, not $22.
I wish for a huge, new, uninhabited, unclaimed & unexplored continent full of marvel & wonders to appear on Earth in uninhabited waters.
- 4,981
- 1,742
Wish granted but it's also full of unspeakable human horrors that bring about the destruction of the world.
I wish that every verse on the wiki gets a Tier 0 character
- 25,018
- 27,012
Worth it
Granted, but said characters will now receive very bad profiles with terrible formatting, grammar mistakes everywhere, no scans, no references, no pics, no summaries, unexplained stats, no tags and the wiki is on fire, figuratively and literally
Last edited:
- 10,175
- 3,858
Hold up, how does it count as uninhabited if there's "unspeakable human horrors"?
- 4,981
- 1,742
It's only uninhabited from our perspective
- 7,932
- 8,867
Granted, but it's called the nekonomicon, and it's idea of good is causing infinite amount of cats to spawn covering the entire surface of the Earth and forcing us to live underground. (Until some weeb tries to use it again, thinking it will give them the knowledge needed to create irl catgirls.)
I wish there was a canon Batman comic written and illustrated by Hirohiro Araki, the ageless ultimate lifeform responsible for JoJo's Bizarre adventures.
- 4,981
- 1,742
Granted, but it's only a one-shot and leaves off at a really aggravating cliffhanger
I wish that every pending CRT on the wiki becomes accepted, no matter how stupid or illogical it is
Oliver_de_jesus
He/Him- 24,724
- 17,761
done but the degradation crt are canceled by a new one of improvement and vice versa until infinity
I wish a personal Tardis (Doctor who)
- 10,175
- 3,858
I already had this typed up, so....
I wish for, concerned only with existing, natural hair colour among real world humans, the distribution of such hair colours by rarity to be inverted, thus making what were previously the most common hair colours the rarest, & the rarest hair colours the most common, & such.
They are accepted very briefly, then everyone realizes their folly of accepting illogical CRTs, & makes CRTs to undo the illogical ones. Order is restored to VSBW.
Because you didn't include the word "for" in your wish, what you said has been interpreted as saying "I wish" in regards to the part about the CRTs (Similar to "Lose weight? Ha! I wish!") with the "a personal Tardis (Doctor Who)" part being interpreted as a signature. Thus, you are transformed into a TARDIS in the setting of Doctor Who that gets very personal, & is also intelligent, but only to be opinionated about Versus Battles Wiki CRTs.
I wish for, concerned only with existing, natural hair colour among real world humans, the distribution of such hair colours by rarity to be inverted, thus making what were previously the most common hair colours the rarest, & the rarest hair colours the most common, & such.
- 12,304
- 11,259
Granted, but now every person has no hair.
I wish that it's about drive, it's about power.
- 3,121
- 3,546
granted but you craive to lick superalloy darkshines pecs
- 25,018
- 27,012
You say as if that's a bad thing
- 3,121
- 3,546
1. granted but everyone throws up because they ate to much
2. granted but it results in 17 members getting banned, many warned and closed for countless arguments and chaos
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
Do the genie gets to decide how good they did.
I wish Pepsiman25th listens to his theme for ten hours straight.
I wish Pepsiman25th listens to his theme for ten hours straight.
- 3,121
- 3,546
granted but you listen to friday and baby every day, 5 hours for each song
- 10,175
- 3,858
Granted. Pepsiman loves it.
I wish for a random group of people, excluding myself, with as many victims as there are episodes of Sesame Street, are transported into a magical labyrinth, which is comprised of magical replicas of the setting & characters of Sesame Street as it is depicted in show, with each victim only being able to escape through a random door -With who needs which door being different per individual- in the Labyrinth.
Granted. The genies use magic to make magic no longer recognized as magic by their wishes, but otherwise functionally the same.
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
The genie shoots you because that's already the case.
- 10,175
- 3,858
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
Granted the sesame street cast are there and help also using the doors to enter our world as sentient beings with their in show personalities capable of locomotion on their own with all their supposed abilities they are shown to have on the show currently and later added.
Following the logic of the wish I want a peaceful interaction with the cast where nothing goes wrong.
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
Sorry I was replying to this.
- 10,175
- 3,858
Oh, my mistake, sorry!
Granted. In unrelated events, giant meteors fall in other parts of the world, destroying cities.
That said, your grantings & wishes are kind of self-fulfilling:
Most Sesame Street characters are well-meaning. Characters from Abby's world (Including Abby herself.) do have actual magic that could cause mild danger (Changing weather, turning things into pumpkins.), & Super Grover is a clumsy superhero who can actually get past Wall Level, but he endangers himself plenty.
Big Bird & Snuffleupagus might be mildly dangerous by their size.
Count Count makes lightning strike when he reaches a count of 10, & it has actually struck near to him, when it broke Abby's wand.
Oh & I guess there was a genie who sucked people into his bottle & a macaroni dinosaur, among other possible things, but I think that was in another world, not on Sesame Street's "street", proper.
Maybe some would be indirectly dangerous from toon force causing dangerous events, but I'm unsure that happens on Sesame Street.
But a lot of the time, it's just a show about learning basic educational stuff with very benign beings.
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
He also used to use hypnosis when he was interrupted.
- 10,175
- 3,858
Hunh. Interesting.
- 25,018
- 27,012
I wish the genie doesn't reply to this wish
- 3,121
- 3,546
N̶͓͛y̵̳͒ḁ̸͌r̷̯̒l̴͚̏ä̴̝t̴̰̓h̵͛ͅo̶͓͊t̴͔̔é̸̡p̴̢̽ ̶͉̈́h̵͙͘è̵͔ṟ̶̌ě̴͎,̶̨̏ ̶̻̌y̷̠͋ȍ̴͇u̶̟̎r̴̜̐ ̵̫͌w̵̝̚i̸̫̍s̵̮͆h̶̯͑ ̵̡̈́i̸͚̋s̶͕̉ ̵̮͠g̶̜̈́r̶̟͝a̴̛͕n̷͈͒t̴̻͑ě̸̠d̸̖̾ ̶̗̈́b̶̬̍y̵̖̒ ̶͍̒ȧ̵̘ ̷̰̑ó̴͙ũ̵͓t̶̬̅è̷̲r̷̜͂ ̵͓̑g̸̭͗o̸̗͌d̵̬̈́.̸̥͂ ̴͇͊B̸̻͛u̴̞͝ṯ̷̽ ̴̐ͅy̵̖̏o̴̫̿ụ̶͗ ̸̰̒n̷̨̊ó̸͎w̶̨͗ ̵̳̈ş̸̅t̴̠̔ḁ̷̅ŕ̴̙e̴̜͠ ̵̰͠f̴̀͜o̵̻͠ṟ̶̈́ę̷̀v̴̠͊è̶̜r̵̳̎ ̶̺̿à̵̳t̶̫́ ̸̢́m̶̧͒e̴͈̐ ̸̹̿a̷̭̚n̷͓̄ḓ̵̀ ̶̝̄b̶̥͠e̴͈͌ ̵̘̅ę̶̾x̵͉̀p̷̟̆ò̷̙ś̷̬e̴̝͆d̷͗͜ ̵̨̉t̸̜̊o̵̮͑ ̶̟̉n̶̝̄o̴̩̅ẗ̷͉ ̸̞̂s̸̠̋o̸̪͒ ̶͖̍ç̴̎u̴̮͆t̵̟̅e̶̘̐ ̷̧̓ĺ̷͖o̷̙͂o̴͉̔k̸̤͗i̵̻͆n̴̡̂g̶̗̑ ̴͕̐s̶̨̈́l̸̠͂o̴͇͋t̶̠̔ḫ̶̅ ̸̼̅b̴͉͐e̷͉͌a̷̮͑r̴͔̓s̸̟͝
- 25,018
- 27,012
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaAAAaaaaAAaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........
- 10,175
- 3,858
I wish everytime a total of 100 bananas total were collected across playthroughs of Deltarune done by 1 or more players (Even if 1 or more playthroughs are done by different players &/or on different save files.), Kris would receive an Extra Life Balloon from Donkey Kong Country.
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
Granted but queen now tells you to collect bananas in donkey Kong country.
I wish everytime 2 people touch someone gets this feeling. (I hope the person granting the wish gets the reference)
I wish everytime 2 people touch someone gets this feeling. (I hope the person granting the wish gets the reference)
- 10,175
- 3,858
She tells Kris, the player, or the Kong being played as? Or the Kong not being played as?
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
The Kong being played as
Last edited:
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
- 5,393
But the Kong part of the name is replaced with Kris like diddy Kris.
Incase you didn't get the reference:
Incase you didn't get the reference:
- 10,175
- 3,858
Granted. People all over the world are confused & alarmed by this feeling when doing things as simple as shaking hands for a business meeting. Haphephobia spreads far & wide, & great conflict & war spurs from people who like the feeling & those who do not.
I wish that every sin & every thing that ever made anyone upset ever committed in the history of Thanksgiving were all forgiven, & no one would EVER feel any negative emotion about those things ever again.
Similar threads
