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Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes

Wish granted, he’s replaced with an equally intolerable if not more annoying and unfunny reaction face
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I wish 2+2=22
Granted, but it only applies when you wouldn't want it. Ex: If you have a pair of $2 taxes, you have to pay $22 total on them, but if you get two $2 bills/coins in change on a purchase, it's only $4, not $22.

I wish for a huge, new, uninhabited, unclaimed & unexplored continent full of marvel & wonders to appear on Earth in uninhabited waters.
 
I wish for a huge, new, uninhabited, unclaimed & unexplored continent full of marvel & wonders to appear on Earth in uninhabited waters.
Wish granted but it's also full of unspeakable human horrors that bring about the destruction of the world.

I wish that every verse on the wiki gets a Tier 0 character
 
Granted, but it only applies when you wouldn't want it. Ex: If you have a pair of $2 taxes, you have to pay $22 total on them, but if you get two $2 bills/coins in change on a purchase, it's only $4, not $22.
Worth it

I wish that every verse on the wiki gets a Tier 0 character
Granted, but said characters will now receive very bad profiles with terrible formatting, grammar mistakes everywhere, no scans, no references, no pics, no summaries, unexplained stats, no tags and the wiki is on fire, figuratively and literally
 
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(People, please do remember to make wishes so future posters have something to help inspire their posts.)

I wish a version of The Necronomicon appeared in The Real World, but it & its powers were morally predisposed towards life & doing good, & opposed towards evil.
 
(People, please do remember to make wishes so future posters have something to help inspire their posts.)

I wish a version of The Necronomicon appeared in The Real World, but it & its powers were morally predisposed towards life & doing good, & opposed towards evil.
Granted, but it's called the nekonomicon, and it's idea of good is causing infinite amount of cats to spawn covering the entire surface of the Earth and forcing us to live underground. (Until some weeb tries to use it again, thinking it will give them the knowledge needed to create irl catgirls.)

I wish there was a canon Batman comic written and illustrated by Hirohiro Araki, the ageless ultimate lifeform responsible for JoJo's Bizarre adventures.
 
I wish there was a canon Batman comic written and illustrated by Hirohiro Araki, the ageless ultimate lifeform responsible for JoJo's Bizarre adventures.
Granted, but it's only a one-shot and leaves off at a really aggravating cliffhanger

I wish that every pending CRT on the wiki becomes accepted, no matter how stupid or illogical it is
 
I already had this typed up, so....
I wish that every pending CRT on the wiki becomes accepted, no matter how stupid or illogical it is
They are accepted very briefly, then everyone realizes their folly of accepting illogical CRTs, & makes CRTs to undo the illogical ones. Order is restored to VSBW.
done but the degradation crt are canceled by a new one of improvement and vice versa until infinity

I wish a personal Tardis (Doctor who)
Because you didn't include the word "for" in your wish, what you said has been interpreted as saying "I wish" in regards to the part about the CRTs (Similar to "Lose weight? Ha! I wish!") with the "a personal Tardis (Doctor Who)" part being interpreted as a signature. Thus, you are transformed into a TARDIS in the setting of Doctor Who that gets very personal, & is also intelligent, but only to be opinionated about Versus Battles Wiki CRTs.

I wish for, concerned only with existing, natural hair colour among real world humans, the distribution of such hair colours by rarity to be inverted, thus making what were previously the most common hair colours the rarest, & the rarest hair colours the most common, & such.
 
I wish for, concerned only with existing, natural hair colour among real world humans, the distribution of such hair colours by rarity to be inverted, thus making what were previously the most common hair colours the rarest, & the rarest hair colours the most common, & such.
Granted, but now every person has no hair.

I wish that it's about drive, it's about power.
 
I wish for everyone to have lots of tasty & healthy food & happiness for Thanksgiving!

I also wish more people would make & grant wishes in this thread.
 
I wish for everyone to have lots of tasty & healthy food & happiness for Thanksgiving!

I also wish more people would make & grant wishes in this thread.
1. granted but everyone throws up because they ate to much

2. granted but it results in 17 members getting banned, many warned and closed for countless arguments and chaos
 
I wish for a 1-10 rating to be applied to all wishes based on the satisfaction/expectations of the wisher, and every genie who gets a score below 5 on more than 3 wishes gets sent to genie hell.
 
Do the genie gets to decide how good they did.

I wish Pepsiman25th listens to his theme for ten hours straight.
 
I wish for magic to no longer exist and all wishes must to be granted by acme tier tech wielded by robogenies.
 
Do the genie gets to decide how good they did.

I wish Pepsiman25th listens to his theme for ten hours straight.
Granted. Pepsiman loves it.

I wish for a random group of people, excluding myself, with as many victims as there are episodes of Sesame Street, are transported into a magical labyrinth, which is comprised of magical replicas of the setting & characters of Sesame Street as it is depicted in show, with each victim only being able to escape through a random door -With who needs which door being different per individual- in the Labyrinth.

I wish for magic to no longer exist and all wishes must to be granted by acme tier tech wielded by robogenies.
Granted. The genies use magic to make magic no longer recognized as magic by their wishes, but otherwise functionally the same.
 
I wish for a random group of people, excluding myself, with as many victims as there are episodes of Sesame Street, are transported into a magical labyrinth, which is comprised of magical replicas of the setting & characters of Sesame Street as it is depicted in show, with each victim only being able to escape through a random door -With who needs which door being different per individual- in the Labyrinth.
Granted the sesame street cast are there and help also using the doors to enter our world as sentient beings with their in show personalities capable of locomotion on their own with all their supposed abilities they are shown to have on the show currently and later added.

Following the logic of the wish I want a peaceful interaction with the cast where nothing goes wrong.
 
Sorry I was replying to this.
Oh, my mistake, sorry!
Granted the sesame street cast are there and help also using the doors to enter our world as sentient beings with their in show personalities capable of locomotion on their own with all their supposed abilities they are shown to have on the show currently and later added.

Following the logic of the wish I want a peaceful interaction with the cast where nothing goes wrong.
Granted. In unrelated events, giant meteors fall in other parts of the world, destroying cities.

That said, your grantings & wishes are kind of self-fulfilling:

Most Sesame Street characters are well-meaning. Characters from Abby's world (Including Abby herself.) do have actual magic that could cause mild danger (Changing weather, turning things into pumpkins.), & Super Grover is a clumsy superhero who can actually get past Wall Level, but he endangers himself plenty.
Big Bird & Snuffleupagus might be mildly dangerous by their size.
Count Count makes lightning strike when he reaches a count of 10, & it has actually struck near to him, when it broke Abby's wand.
Oh & I guess there was a genie who sucked people into his bottle & a macaroni dinosaur, among other possible things, but I think that was in another world, not on Sesame Street's "street", proper.

Maybe some would be indirectly dangerous from toon force causing dangerous events, but I'm unsure that happens on Sesame Street.

But a lot of the time, it's just a show about learning basic educational stuff with very benign beings.
 
I wish the genie doesn't reply to this wish

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I wish everytime a total of 100 bananas total were collected across playthroughs of Deltarune done by 1 or more players (Even if 1 or more playthroughs are done by different players &/or on different save files.), Kris would receive an Extra Life Balloon from Donkey Kong Country.
 
Granted but queen now tells you to collect bananas in donkey Kong country.

I wish everytime 2 people touch someone gets this feeling. (I hope the person granting the wish gets the reference)
 
Granted but queen now tells you to collect bananas in donkey Kong country.

I wish everytime 2 people touch someone gets this feeling. (I hope the person granting the wish gets the reference)
Granted. People all over the world are confused & alarmed by this feeling when doing things as simple as shaking hands for a business meeting. Haphephobia spreads far & wide, & great conflict & war spurs from people who like the feeling & those who do not.

I wish that every sin & every thing that ever made anyone upset ever committed in the history of Thanksgiving were all forgiven, & no one would EVER feel any negative emotion about those things ever again.
 
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