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Wish granted, he’s replaced with an equally intolerable if not more annoying and unfunny reaction faceI wish the wojak meme never existed in any variation of, present past and future
Wish granted, he’s replaced with an equally intolerable if not more annoying and unfunny reaction face
Granted, but it only applies when you wouldn't want it. Ex: If you have a pair of $2 taxes, you have to pay $22 total on them, but if you get two $2 bills/coins in change on a purchase, it's only $4, not $22.I wish 2+2=22
Wish granted but it's also full of unspeakable human horrors that bring about the destruction of the world.I wish for a huge, new, uninhabited, unclaimed & unexplored continent full of marvel & wonders to appear on Earth in uninhabited waters.
Worth itGranted, but it only applies when you wouldn't want it. Ex: If you have a pair of $2 taxes, you have to pay $22 total on them, but if you get two $2 bills/coins in change on a purchase, it's only $4, not $22.
Granted, but said characters will now receive very bad profiles with terrible formatting, grammar mistakes everywhere, no scans, no references, no pics, no summaries, unexplained stats, no tags and the wiki is on fire, figuratively and literallyI wish that every verse on the wiki gets a Tier 0 character
Hold up, how does it count as uninhabited if there's "unspeakable human horrors"?Wish granted but it's also full of unspeakable human horrors that bring about the destruction of the world.
Granted, but it's called the nekonomicon, and it's idea of good is causing infinite amount of cats to spawn covering the entire surface of the Earth and forcing us to live underground. (Until some weeb tries to use it again, thinking it will give them the knowledge needed to create irl catgirls.)(People, please do remember to make wishes so future posters have something to help inspire their posts.)
I wish a version of The Necronomicon appeared in The Real World, but it & its powers were morally predisposed towards life & doing good, & opposed towards evil.
Granted, but it's only a one-shot and leaves off at a really aggravating cliffhangerI wish there was a canon Batman comic written and illustrated by Hirohiro Araki, the ageless ultimate lifeform responsible for JoJo's Bizarre adventures.
done but the degradation crt are canceled by a new one of improvement and vice versa until infinityI wish that every pending CRT on the wiki becomes accepted, no matter how stupid or illogical it is
They are accepted very briefly, then everyone realizes their folly of accepting illogical CRTs, & makes CRTs to undo the illogical ones. Order is restored to VSBW.I wish that every pending CRT on the wiki becomes accepted, no matter how stupid or illogical it is
Because you didn't include the word "for" in your wish, what you said has been interpreted as saying "I wish" in regards to the part about the CRTs (Similar to "Lose weight? Ha! I wish!") with the "a personal Tardis (Doctor Who)" part being interpreted as a signature. Thus, you are transformed into a TARDIS in the setting of Doctor Who that gets very personal, & is also intelligent, but only to be opinionated about Versus Battles Wiki CRTs.done but the degradation crt are canceled by a new one of improvement and vice versa until infinity
I wish a personal Tardis (Doctor who)
Granted, but now every person has no hair.I wish for, concerned only with existing, natural hair colour among real world humans, the distribution of such hair colours by rarity to be inverted, thus making what were previously the most common hair colours the rarest, & the rarest hair colours the most common, & such.
granted but you craive to lick superalloy darkshines pecsI wish that it's about drive, it's about power
You say as if that's a bad thinggranted but you craive to lick superalloy darkshines pecs
1. granted but everyone throws up because they ate to muchI wish for everyone to have lots of tasty & healthy food & happiness for Thanksgiving!
I also wish more people would make & grant wishes in this thread.
granted but you listen to friday and baby every day, 5 hours for each songI wish Pepsiman25th listens to his theme for ten hours straight.
Granted. Pepsiman loves it.Do the genie gets to decide how good they did.
I wish Pepsiman25th listens to his theme for ten hours straight.
Granted. The genies use magic to make magic no longer recognized as magic by their wishes, but otherwise functionally the same.I wish for magic to no longer exist and all wishes must to be granted by acme tier tech wielded by robogenies.
The genie shoots you because that's already the case.
Granted the sesame street cast are there and help also using the doors to enter our world as sentient beings with their in show personalities capable of locomotion on their own with all their supposed abilities they are shown to have on the show currently and later added.I wish for a random group of people, excluding myself, with as many victims as there are episodes of Sesame Street, are transported into a magical labyrinth, which is comprised of magical replicas of the setting & characters of Sesame Street as it is depicted in show, with each victim only being able to escape through a random door -With who needs which door being different per individual- in the Labyrinth.
Sorry I was replying to this.wish for magic to no longer exist and all wishes must to be granted by acme tier tech wielded by robogenies.
Oh, my mistake, sorry!Sorry I was replying to this.
Granted. In unrelated events, giant meteors fall in other parts of the world, destroying cities.Granted the sesame street cast are there and help also using the doors to enter our world as sentient beings with their in show personalities capable of locomotion on their own with all their supposed abilities they are shown to have on the show currently and later added.
Following the logic of the wish I want a peaceful interaction with the cast where nothing goes wrong.
He also used to use hypnosis when he was interrupted.reaches a count of 10, & it has actually struck near to him
Hunh. Interesting.He also used to use hypnosis when he was interrupted.
I wish the genie doesn't reply to this wish
She tells Kris, the player, or the Kong being played as? Or the Kong not being played as?Granted but queen now tells you to collect bananas in donkey Kong country.
Granted. People all over the world are confused & alarmed by this feeling when doing things as simple as shaking hands for a business meeting. Haphephobia spreads far & wide, & great conflict & war spurs from people who like the feeling & those who do not.Granted but queen now tells you to collect bananas in donkey Kong country.
I wish everytime 2 people touch someone gets this feeling. (I hope the person granting the wish gets the reference)