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Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes
- Thread starter OriginFox
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DimeUhDozen
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You now have no control over when you go to sleep or wake up.
I wish the Fate franchise never existed, with the Bust A Groove franchise gaining all of it's popularity in it's stead.
azontr
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Granted. But you quickly lose interest in the franchise, making this wish pointless to begin with.
I wish I knew how to draw.
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azontr
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Granted. But the burgers turn into these weird burger monsters from that one spongebob episode and try to eat you, but it was all an illusion and your put into a psyche ward.
DimeUhDozen
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At least I took down Gilgamesh with me.......
azontr
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DimeUhDozen
She/Her- 6,195
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NOOOOOOOO--
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
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Feeling cute, doing a little trolling tonight lol.
Oliver_de_jesus
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Granted, but only for verses you have absolutely no interest in
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Granted, but you can only draw things you have no interest in or don't like. Any cool idea or interest you have is impossible for you to draw well.
I wish at least Esdeath and Tatsumi live at the end of Akame Ga Kill, and that the story gets better from that point on.
Oliver_de_jesus
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at least they won't last 1 month
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Granted but the series become a cluster **** after 2 years after that in terms of coherent story and does a shit lot of weird crossovers
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I and all this thread will stop you from having nice things, that also incluides to everyone here
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Ooga booga
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(Well, I appreciate your effort. That aside, no wish of your own?)
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I wish that I could teleport wherever I want to go
- 8,855
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Granted but when you teleport to a place you teleport to the worse version of that place like going to U.S.A in WW2
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
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It is not relative to earth.
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
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Okay it cooks instantly before burning into ash.
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
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**** you.
Lou_change
He/Him- 10,153
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The douchebag genie pulls out an uno reverse card.
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I wish for someone other than me to end up in the circumstances of an encounter with a fish & chips shop owner who has a fish & chips sign for their fish & chips sign, where that person meeting the shop owner ends up saying the following to the shop owner:
"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"
"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"
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Ok but you are linked to their life and they start to repeatedly say "and and and" untill they suffocate to death.
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- Thread starter
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Granted, but you also become nothing.
I wish I could copy and paste anything, the duplicate coming out exactly the same as the original
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Granted, but it the duplicate dissipates after a second.
Lou_change
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Okay but there is a 99% chance it gets deleted instead.
I wish the douchebag genie profile was updated.
I wish the douchebag genie profile was updated.
- 12,304
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Granted, but it's done so by a troll who vandalizes the sandbox, making it impossible to read. Additionally, Fandom malfunctions as this happens, so you can't see the previous versions either.
I wish Kaido had a brother named Kaidon't.
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Since it’s exactly the same as the original, would that make the original dissipate as well?
Granted, but Kaido and Kaidon’t are identical twins with identical capabilities and mannerisms who each claim to be Kaido, and the next 1000 chapters of Obe Piece are entirely comprised of the same two panels of the two each claiming to be the real Kaido on loop.
I wish all living creatures had a permanently active psychic link to one random creature around the world that caused them to know what the other was thinking and feeling at all times.
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azontr
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Granted but the harm is crippling.
Lou_change
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It is emotional.
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