Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes

[Livinmeme]

I wish Among Us was never created.

Granted amongus just have a diferent names and the popularity is this new amongus is so big that our life just exists to buy product from them

 

[azontr]

I wish my sleep schedule wasn't absolutely horrendous.

 

[DimeUhDozen]

I wish my sleep schedule wasn't absolutely horrendous.

You now have no control over when you go to sleep or wake up.

I wish the Fate franchise never existed, with the Bust A Groove franchise gaining all of it's popularity in it's stead.

 

[azontr]

I wish the Fate franchise never existed, with the Bust A Groove franchise gaining all of it's popularity in it's stead.

Granted. But you quickly lose interest in the franchise, making this wish pointless to begin with.

I wish I knew how to draw.

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

I wish the Fate franchise never existed, with the Bust A Groove franchise gaining all of it's popularity in it's stead.

Granted, but you don't exist in that reality

I wish burgers could breathe air

 

[azontr]

I wish burgers could breathe air

Granted. But the burgers turn into these weird burger monsters from that one spongebob episode and try to eat you, but it was all an illusion and your put into a psyche ward.

 

[DimeUhDozen]

Granted. But you quickly lose interest in the franchise, making this wish pointless to begin with.

I wish I knew how to draw.

At least I took down Gilgamesh with me.......

 

[azontr]

At least I took down Gilgamesh with me.......

Somebody comes up with the idea of Fate a year later, remakes it, and then repopularizes it. Trolled.

 

[DimeUhDozen]

Somebody comes up with the idea of Fate a year later, remakes it, and then repopularizes it. Trolled.

NOOOOOOOO--

 

[azontr]

NOOOOOOOO--

Feeling cute, doing a little trolling tonight lol.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

I wish I knew how to draw

done but you only know how to draw H characters


I wish I could apply my CRTs easier

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

I wish I could apply my CRTs easier

Granted, but only for verses you have absolutely no interest in

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

I wish I knew how to draw.

Granted, but you can only draw things you have no interest in or don't like. Any cool idea or interest you have is impossible for you to draw well.

I wish at least Esdeath and Tatsumi live at the end of Akame Ga Kill, and that the story gets better from that point on.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

Granted, but only for verses you have absolutely no interest in

at least they won't last 1 month

 

[Livinmeme]

Granted, but you can only draw things you have no interest in or don't like. Any cool idea or interest you have is impossible for you to draw well.

I wish at least Esdeath and Tatsumi live at the end of Akame Ga Kill, and that the story gets better from that point on.

Granted but the series become a cluster **** after 2 years after that in terms of coherent story and does a shit lot of weird crossovers

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Granted but the series become a cluster **** after 2 years after that in terms of coherent story and does a shit lot of weird crossovers

This is why I can never have nice things.

 

[Livinmeme]

This is why I can never have nice things.

I and all this thread will stop you from having nice things, that also incluides to everyone here

 

[Imaginym]

(We need a nice genie thread. Also, DANGIT FORUM, WHY DID YOU STOP ALERTING ME ABOUT NEW REPLIES TO THIS THREAD?!)

I wish.... Uhhh.... Hmmm....

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

I wish.... Uhhh.... Hmmm....

Ooga booga

 

[Imaginym]

Ooga booga

(Well, I appreciate your effort. That aside, no wish of your own?)

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

I wish that I could teleport wherever I want to go

 

[Livinmeme]

I wish that I could teleport wherever I want to go

Granted but when you teleport to a place you teleport to the worse version of that place like going to U.S.A in WW2

 

[Lou_change]

I wish that I could teleport wherever I want to go

It is not relative to earth.

 

[azontr]

I wish the beans I'm cooking would cook faster.

 

[Lou_change]

I wish the beans I'm cooking would cook faster.

Okay it cooks instantly before burning into ash.

 

[azontr]

Okay it cooks instantly before burning into ash.

**** you.

 

[Lou_change]

**** you.

The douchebag genie pulls out an uno reverse card.

 

[Imaginym]

I wish for someone other than me to end up in the circumstances of an encounter with a fish & chips shop owner who has a fish & chips sign for their fish & chips sign, where that person meeting the shop owner ends up saying the following to the shop owner:
"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"

 

[Cul0r]

I wish for someone other than me to end up in the circumstances of an encounter with a fish & chips shop owner who has a fish & chips sign for their fish & chips sign, where that person meeting the shop owner ends up saying the following to the shop owner:
"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"

Ok but you are linked to their life and they start to repeatedly say "and and and" untill they suffocate to death.

 

[Cul0r]

I wish to have nothing.

 

[OriginFox]

I wish to have nothing.

Granted, but you also become nothing.

I wish I could copy and paste anything, the duplicate coming out exactly the same as the original

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Granted, but you also become nothing.

I wish I could copy and paste anything, the duplicate coming out exactly the same as the original

Granted, but it the duplicate dissipates after a second.

 

[Lou_change]

Okay but there is a 99% chance it gets deleted instead.
I wish the douchebag genie profile was updated.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Okay but there is a 99% chance it gets deleted instead.
I wish the douchebag genie profile was updated.

Granted, but it's done so by a troll who vandalizes the sandbox, making it impossible to read. Additionally, Fandom malfunctions as this happens, so you can't see the previous versions either.

I wish Kaido had a brother named Kaidon't.

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, but it the duplicate dissipates after a second.

Since it’s exactly the same as the original, would that make the original dissipate as well?

I wish Kaido had a brother named Kaidon't.

Granted, but Kaido and Kaidon’t are identical twins with identical capabilities and mannerisms who each claim to be Kaido, and the next 1000 chapters of Obe Piece are entirely comprised of the same two panels of the two each claiming to be the real Kaido on loop.

I wish all living creatures had a permanently active psychic link to one random creature around the world that caused them to know what the other was thinking and feeling at all times.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Since it’s exactly the same as the original, would that make the original dissipate as well?

 

[Livinmeme]

I wish all living creatures had a permanently active psychic link to one random creature around the world that caused them to know what the other was thinking and feeling at all times.

Granted but all animals understand each others instantly killing the brains of the animals for the absurd amount of information, also everyone knows that you did that

 

[Imaginym]

I wish to get harmed in an alien invasion.

 

[azontr]

I wish to get harmed in an alien invasion.

Granted but the harm is crippling.

 

[Lou_change]

I wish to get harmed in an alien invasion.

It is emotional.