Biggest PIS Moment in Fiction

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Than why Wikipedia says Richter 13 is only 100 terratons...

You're using Seismic waves, which is vastly different then what we use.

I may have been wrong on the Richter 14 being Small Planet thing, I'll look into it.

Edit: It was Magnitude 18, not 14.

 

[KarmodF]

Just gonna leave this here...

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

If I used Seismic Waves to scale, it would've probably ended up higher. I used Radiated Waves, which is what DT told me to use to scale Earthquakes.

 

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Oh well, it is what it is I guess.

 

[Js250476]

Cops that arrested Thanos vs the mugs that mugged Darkseid vs the Mexicans that knocked out Silver Surfer the true battle of gods ovo

 

[Huesito88]

Guns > sledge hammers > knives and chains

 

[Js250476]

Seems legit

 

[TeenAngel101]

8-A > High 6-C

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Calypso from Twisted Metal also got arrested in one of the TM: Head-On endings. Anyone who knows anything about that franchise ought to know how goofy that is.

Given how much the series draws from comics in general, that ending might've even been inspired by Thanos's arrest.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I liked the time when The Thing ragdolled Galactus with a pipe, or when Doctor Doom was scared shitless of a pistol.

 

[LuckyCharmingStar]

Richter 123 would be even above big bang lvl

 

[TeenAngel101]

I liked the time when The Thing ragdolled Galactus with a pipe, or when Doctor Doom was scared shitless of a pistol.

He wasn't even scared of the gun, he was scared of Invisible Girl, who back then was so incredibly stupid and useless that Molecule Man defeated her by simply wrapping her in newspapers.

IIRC, she could also only turn invisible. No forcefields or anything.

 

[Assaltwaffle]

Richter 123 would be even above big bang lvl

Wut

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

8-A > High 6-C

This isn't PIS. This is the work of pure manlyness and skill.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Richter 123 is stronger than Goku. (Like everything)

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

I'm not going to bother scrolling through all of this, but has anyone brought up Lobo yet?

Because I swear to God, the dude's a walking tower of PIS, both in terms of his wins and his losses.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Also, after this, I'm pretty sure Xavier paid Lobo to throw the fight to PROTECT WOLVERINE'S PRECIOUS FEELINGS.

 

[LuckyCharmingStar]

8-A > High 6-C

Marvel doesn't even care about our tiering system lol. You can ask the writers who is more powerfull Eternity or Oblivion they will all say eternity

 

[Js250476]

Can someone post Cap kicking Hulk in the dick? That's even more badass

 

[TeenAngel101]

That's Ultimate Universe, where Hulk is only 7-A. So this PIS is much less impressive. If it was WW Hulk though...

 

[Js250476]

Wow talk about a letdown didn't think ultimate universe was that much weaker

 

[TeenAngel101]

It's supposed to be more "realistic".

And by realistic, I mean that it is extremely dark and violent.

And all the beloved heroes you look up to are *****.

 

[Js250476]

Yeah especially Cap god did they make him a dick

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

And by realistic, I mean that it is extremely dark and violent.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Ultimatum reads like an edgy creepypasta written by a preteen.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Especially Hank "the wife beater/murderer" Pym.

 

[Js250476]

I remember hearing stuff about Spidey's death and Quicksilver and Scarlet Wich's incest and didn't wanna learn anything else about it

 

[TeenAngel101]

I remember hearing stuff about Spidey's death and Quicksilver and Scarlet Wich's incest and didn't wanna learn anything else about it

Spidey's death was kind of poignant.

The incest however is extremely ****** up. And they try to play it off like no one understands them.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Especially Hank "the wife beater/murderer" Pym.

Seriously. What the ****.

I remember hearing stuff about Spidey's death and Quicksilver and Scarlet Wich's incest and didn't wanna learn anything else about it

There's also:

• Blob eating Wasp
• Wolverine spying on Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch's...you know...even though he may very well be there dad.
• Wolverine doing the do with Mary Jane while in Peters body (she was underaged at the time)
• A writer making a self-insert of himself to date Kitty Pryde (who was underaged in the story)

Seriously, the Ultimate universe is messed up.

 

[TeenAngel101]

I wonder why they straight up '''DESTROYED IT'''?

 

[Js250476]

Praise The Doom people he's the Marvel multiverse's true savior

 

[TeenAngel101]

Thing also murders Doom for revenge (as he was the mastermind behind Ultimatum), and crushes his head like an overripe melon.


Then it turns out to be Sue Storm's mom in disguise.

 

[Js250476]

The I hear about the Ultimate Universe the more it sounds like an Edgy's Teen's Marvel fan fiction

 

[TeenAngel101]

"Just wait until I introduce my new OC, Death-Guts, who is dating Jean Grey, who is also underage."

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

The I hear about the Ultimate Universe the more it sounds like an Edgy's Teen's Marvel fan fiction

It's not all bad. Ultimate Peter Parker is pretty likable and it spawned Miles Morales, whose very popular despite being a fairly recent character. He's even in the 2017 Spider-Man cartoon.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Yeah, the only thing Ultimate does right is Spider-Man.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Ultimate Spider-Man is excellent.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Ultimate Spider-Man is excellent.

Everything else?

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Ultimates is interesting until it got shit.

Like, Ultimates I and Ultimates II shouldn't be read as a superhero comic. It's social satire, it's mainly a commentary on the War on Terror and the political climate of the times and stuff.

 

[Js250476]

Seriously I hate it when comics go deep Into stuff like politics you know

 

[TeenAngel101]

Yeah, they bring the Ultimates together to fight Terrorists. And then there aren't any terrorists.

Mission... Accomplished?