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The wall of the room above you, and the roof of your room.(So like, our roof, or the room above ours?)
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The wall of the room above you, and the roof of your room.(So like, our roof, or the room above ours?)
(Thanks for the clarification)The wall of the room above you, and the roof of your room.
"It's simply delicious!" Caesar replied with a warm smile."How is it?" she asked softly.
(Also, bumping this RP)
Caesar quickly darted his attention away from the meal and to the newly created hole in the roof.(Alright, I got this, I've been waiting)
Yet again, you're interrupted, as a deafening boom outside rends through the air. Something flies through the roof and nearly hits the TV, but it stopped by a spectral hand.
The thing that was thrown? A pistol. The hand, and the gun within it, retreat through the hole in the roof. As you look outside, 3 individuals seem to be flying around. One is large and muscular, with a long cape. Another is in some kind of jester's uniform. The third, who seems to be fighting them both, is some kind of mysterious cloaked figure, whose face resembles that of a piranha, and whose back bears the wings of a large bird.
"Honey, we aren't here to fight..." she said softly, looking at the three in the sky.Caesar quickly darted his attention away from the meal and to the newly created hole in the roof.
"Oh, who are these ass-clowns? Can't I get a single God damn evening of peace?" Jack said with a look distain and annoyance on his face. He started to gather rocks from the now destroyed roof around him to form armor, ready to engage in combat.
Her presence was known, immediately as she sets her eyes on the three people.(Alright, I got this, I've been waiting)
Yet again, you're interrupted, as a deafening boom outside rends through the air. Something flies through the roof and nearly hits the TV, but it stopped by a spectral hand.
The thing that was thrown? A pistol. The hand, and the gun within it, retreat through the hole in the roof. As you look outside, 3 individuals seem to be flying around. One is large and muscular, with a long cape. Another is in some kind of jester's uniform. The third, who seems to be fighting them both, is some kind of mysterious cloaked figure, whose face resembles that of a piranha, and whose back bears the wings of a large bird.
"I know, but these villain looking Mother ******* just crashed through the roof! I don't think we really have a choice." Jack replied in a joking tone."Honey, we aren't here to fight..." she said softly, looking at the three in the sky.
Evelyn seems to simply stare at those villains, her presence growing heavier and heavier, not filled with anger nor any emotion, having no emotion on her face once again."I know, but these villain looking Mother ******* just crashed through the roof! I don't think we really have a choice." Jack replied in a joking tone.
"What are you three doing at my grandson's house? Could you perhaps take this fight elsewhere?" she asked softly.As you all watch, the three fighters in the sky outside continue to duel. The muscular one keeps attempting to pummel the piranha, while the Jester attempts to restrain it with the summoning of special arms. However, it is seemingly much faster than them.
"Calm down, dear... Lashing out like that is useless..." Evelyn said to her grandson, her voice soothing his anger.(Bro, I didn't get notification of this)
Tom is between panic and fury, those three bastards were ruining his house
"STOP YOU THREE!" he shouted at them, his gaze was fixed on them as if piercing the soul
"Just breathe dear... Just breathe in.. and breathe out..." she said softly, letting out a small smile as she pats her grandson's head."I'm sorry Evelyn, just seeing how they ruined our home and interrupted our quiet time made me go crazy" He said as he breathed to lower his anger
"Yeah, thanks for that. Who's gonna pay for it?" Jack replied with a snarl.The three of them, in the sky, continue to fight. The jester looks back down.
"Apologies, citizens, we did not mean to damage your home."
"Hey, I'm the one who stopped your TV from being broken, I'm minimizing damage.""Yeah, thanks for that. Who's gonna pay for it?" Jack replied with a snarl.
"Firstly, technically not my TV. Secondly, there's a whole in the roof! Why would I care about a TV?""Hey, I'm the one who stopped your TV from being broken, I'm minimizing damage."
"Cmon, that hole was going to be there anyway," he says, spectral arms still attacking his foe."Firstly, technically not my TV. Secondly, there's a whole in the roof! Why would I care about a TV?"
"Sure, unless you pay for it""Cmon, that hole was going to be there anyway," he says, spectral arms still attacking his foe.
"Pay for what? I'm saving you, and you should have home insurance anyway.""Sure, unless you pay for it"
"Sorta trying to fight a villain here," the caped one says."I don't know if the insurance company accepts the explanation I gave, well but whatever, could you three go somewhere else?"
"There's more on the pot, honey..." she said softly."......o..k.." He said as he sat back in his chair, to eat what he could save of food.
"Thanks Grandma" he give a smile at her"There's more on the pot, honey..." she said softly.
"And who exactly are you?" Caesar asked, still very much annoyed at them interrupting their dinner.The battle outside brings about its finale, with the caped hero knocking the piranha out, and the jester handcuffing it.
"There's no need to be afraid, citizens," the caped one says, "from this point forward, all villain attacks will be handled by us."
John hearing the battle goes to observe the caped oneThe battle outside brings about its finale, with the caped hero knocking the piranha out, and the jester handcuffing it.
"There's no need to be afraid, citizens," the caped one says, "from this point forward, all villain attacks will be handled by us."
"We would be the Caped Crusher, and the Spectral Charlatan. Alliteration is a great mechanism. Sorry about any damages caused by our fight, but it's better than getting eaten by humanoid piranhas.""And who exactly are you?" Caesar asked, still very much annoyed at them interrupting their dinner.
"" Tom says back"We would be the Caped Crusher, and the Spectral Charlatan. Alliteration is a great mechanism. Sorry about any damages caused by our fight, but it's better than getting eaten by humanoid piranhas."
"" Tom says back
"Would you kindly repair the house? I do not wish to see my grandsons' home be like this..." she said softly."We would be the Caped Crusher, and the Spectral Charlatan. Alliteration is a great mechanism. Sorry about any damages caused by our fight, but it's better than getting eaten by humanoid piranhas."
"I don't have any home repair superpowers, you're going to have to talk to your landlord about that.""Would you kindly repair the house? I do not wish to see my grandsons' home be like this..." she said softly.
(bump btw)
(it's for @Da3ggman and @Oliver_de_jesus to respond to that, so yeah)"I don't have any home repair superpowers, you're going to have to talk to your landlord about that."
"Well, what do I tell the insurance company? That a group of superhumans showed up and destroyed part of my house and left without paying?" Tom joked, this more as a way to deal with the situation than to make a real joke."I don't have any home repair superpowers, you're going to have to talk to your landlord about that."
"Unironically? Yes. Look, they probably cover that.""Well, what do I tell the insurance company? That a group of superhumans showed up and destroyed part of my house and left without paying?" Tom joked, this more as a way to deal with the situation than to make a real joke.
"well well well I'm going to call them then, the faster the better" He said while going for his phone that miraculously was not in the destroyed area"Unironically? Yes. Look, they probably cover that."
The destroyed area is like a foot wide."well well well I'm going to call them then, the faster the better" He said while going for his phone that miraculously was not in the destroyed area