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the real world

  1. Hyper_Anon

    a fish fights a silver fish

    vs Speed Equalized Takes place in the ocean
  2. Arrogant_Schmuck

    Usefulness of Breaking the Fourth Wall

    How can this be combat applicable? Has it ever been the, or one of the, determining factors in a match on this site?
  3. Numbersguy

    Who is the apex predator now?

    Because why not? Normal Neopet Composite Primate They fight on a deserted town. 10 kilometers away from each other 9-B Normal Neopet and 9-B Primate The primate is fightning a composite of every single Neopet The Primate has the following weapons: IMI Desert Eagle, Accuracy International...
  4. Skalt711

    Composite Organism Part 5: Exploring it deeper and deeper

    The fifth thread for discussing a Composite Organism page. The first four threads are this, this, this and this. Composite Organism's profile
  5. Hyper_Anon

    a dinosaur fights a robot bear

    vs My cousins love him Ever since dinosaurs were brought back from extinction, people used guard dinosaurs instead of guard dogs. So a guard dinosaur is bought for the pizzarea. However Freddy Fazbear tries to attack the security guard causing the dinosaur to attack it. SBA Takes place...
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's freddy fazbear pachycephalosaurus the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Uradelbauer

    Baboon vs Coyote

    Monkey vs canine. Both are considered pests so I thought I'd try this. Large male baboon and coyote. Standard battle assumptions. Which one wins?
  7. Keeweed

    One mechanic boss vs the combined technology

    Skalt711 made a combined technology blog (note it's not being added to the wiki that's why this is a fun and games board), and I was wondering if it could defeat the Twins from Terraria. Speed equalized for obvious reasons, and the fight takes place in London. Win is by death or in this case...
    • Keeweed
    • Thread
    • terraria the real world the twins (terraria)
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  8. Uradelbauer

    Australopithecus vs Velociraptor

    This seems relatively fair. Standard battle assumptions but the Australopithecus starts with a sharp rock in their hands to use. Can our ancestor defeat the raptor?
  9. Uradelbauer

    Large vs Small: Human Edition

    5000 Flores men vs 1 Composite Human. No prep time, no weapons for the CH. Half of the Flores men have hand-axes. Battle takes place on a 1km desert island with the horde starting very close to CH. The Flores men are bloodlusted and want to cannibalize CH. Can he kill all of them or will he get...
  10. Bobsican

    If a verse was real to us

    Whatever character and anything related to it (verse, planets, etc.) that you get by this link is now real to us and they are going to relate to our civilization tomorrow. Will society as we know it will be changed? Will we survive it? Will we be finally able to marry our waifu/husbando...
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • reality - fiction interaction reality warping the real world
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  11. Vizorus69

    New Composite Character Idea

    What would happen, if every single creature that had, have, will, and never existed merge into one singular being that has all of their abilities. Note: When I said creature that never existed, I mean organic, corporeal and physical creature. Beings made out of spiritual energy does not count...
  12. Wokistan

    A human fights a dude with a bizarre weapon

    Composite Human vs Spider Jerusalem Speed unequalized No guns for either, CH gets a bow and a stick, Spider gets the weapon on his page Start at 50 meters CH doesn't have knowledge of Spider Jerusalem Any type of Victory SBA otherwise Who wins and why? Composite human: 1(Iapitus the...
  13. Ricsi-viragosi

    a composite fish upgrade, and maybe a megalodon too, possibly

    as stated here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeQMqUMvIeY 100 tons Fossils indicate that the Megalodon Shark reached lengths of almost 70 feet, 20 meters long and was much wider and stockier than your typical great white shark believed to have weighed almost 100 tons. Blue Whales being...
  14. Hyper_Anon

    Ultimate animal battle royale

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Carnotaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cheetah https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cow https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dilophosaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hippopotamus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Iguanodo...
  15. Uradelbauer

    Orangutan vs Chimpanzee

    Orangutan vs Chimpanzee. Fight takes place in a large Jungle, otherwise standard battle assumptions. Both are adult males, ready to fight but acting how they would usually act like. Speed not equalized. They can use the enviroment (As in, stones and branches as weapons) if needed Which ape wins?
  16. Hyper_Anon

    Can a monkey fight a man?

    vs Not another real world fight! A human goes to a mysterious island where extinct species still thrive since they managed to survive on the island. He examines some prehistoric fruit, which was a giant monkey's lunch. This angered it and it attacks the human. The human gets baseball bat...
  17. fandom_031nch22

    Possible Composite Train Profile

    [[1]] Alright, so I did a calculation on how powerful a composite train would be. So, would it be possible for this to be an actual profile?
  18. Uradelbauer

    Homo Erectus Pact vs Gigantopithecus

    4 adult male Homo Erectus vs an adult male Gigantopithecus. Standard battle assumptions apart from that the Homo Erectus are roughly surrounding the Gigantopithecus 10 meters away each and also each have a melee spear about 8 feet long. Who wins?
  19. Hyper_Anon

    A whale fights a fish.

    vs A whale pod is traveling until suddenly a composite fish comes and eats a baby whale which angers one of the whales. The two face off.
  20. Uradelbauer

    Wolf vs 30 Domestic Cats

    Standard battle assumptions apart from that the cats are surrounding the wolf. All combatants are bloodlusted. Adult male GW, around 140lbs. Who wins?
  21. Hyper_Anon

    Brain vs Brawn: World's smartest animal vs world's largest animal

    vs The composite human is poaching for whales until he kills a baby whale. Unfortunately the whale was in a whale pod and he gets headbutted by a Blue Whale. Only baseline wall level weapons. No prep time for the human. The human has an oxygen tank.
  22. Hyper_Anon

    Small Boi Battle Royale

    vs vs I might add the composite virus but it's basically superior to the phage in everyway
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • bacteriophage candidatus carsonella ruddii the real world water bear
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. Hyper_Anon

    A human fights extinct species

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Human vs. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Saber-Toothed_Tiger https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrannosaurus_rex_(Real_World) https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Neanderthal https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Homo_Erectus...
  24. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Character Additions

    This might be a tad strang to ask but, could human characters be added? Like people that existed? I know it probably wouldn't be anyone alive now but, charaters like the Zodiac Killer, Jack the Ripper, Black Beard, Genghis Khan, and other people. Of course they would simply be varying 10-B to...
  25. Hyper_Anon

    Raptor vs Shrimp

    vs The fight takes place in 5 foot water. 10-A shrimp The Velociraptor is searching for some sea food in water until it steps on a giant shrimp thing angering it.
  26. Hyper_Anon

    A cow fights a cat.

    vs It's a peaceful day at the farm until suddenly extinct species start attacking the animals after escaping labs. A cow is eating her food until suddenly she is attacked by a leopord with saber teeth? The cow is 9-C SBA
  27. Uradelbauer

    Monkey vs Bear

    Large male Grizzly Bear. No weapons for the Composite Primate. Speed unequalized Standard battle assumptions apart from that the battle is in a place where a forest and field overlap, meaning the Primate can go into the trees if needed. Who wins?
  28. Hyper_Anon

    a dog bear thing fight a cow

    mooooo vs Chickens, pigs, sheep, and goats have gone missing from farms. There have been weird footsteps from the culprit. They look prehistoric. Meanwhile the dog bear thing sneaks into a farm at night and instead of eating lamb chops, it decides it wants some steak, so it attacks a cow...
  29. Kiryu2012

    African Lion vs Grizzly Bear

    African Lio vs Grizzly Bear Fight takes place on an open grassland Rules: Both animals are adult males at equal weight Both are bloodlusted Otherwise SBA
  30. Jinsye

    Combined Human vs. Mettaton

    Combined Human Powers and Stats Tier: Low 7-C, Up to 7-B with sufficient preparation time Name: Combined Human Origin: Real Life (As a hypothetical idea) Gender: Inapplicable Age: Varies Classification: Human Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts...
  31. Uradelbauer

    Land vs Air: Golden Eagle vs Ostrich

    Large female eagle and adult male Ostrich. Standard battle assumptions apart from that the eagle starts 10 meters in the air. Which bird wins?
  32. Hyper_Anon

    Crocodile fights a dinosore!

    croc vs https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Saltwater_Crocodile https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Carnotaurus It's a peaceful day at the dinosaur zoo, until suddenly a carnivorous dinosaur breaks out. It eats people before breaking into the crocodile exibit, where it wakes up a saltwater...
  33. Hyper_Anon

    A human fights a sponge and a star

    vs Spongebob and Patrick are jelly fishing until they see the composite human scuba diving. Spongebob and Patrick know how dangerous humans can be so they prepare. Meanwhile the composite human realizes that the fish at bikini bottom seem to be showing signs of sentience and decides to...
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • spongebob squarepants (character) spongebob squarepants (universe) the real world
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. Hyper_Anon

    Dinosore fight! One More Vote

    vs I don't know much about the other dino tho so this might be a stomp but according to the wiki it's faster. It's a peaceful day at the dinosaur park. Until the T-rex breaks out. It searches for some food until it sees the other carnivore eating an apatosaurus. It wants the food and the two...
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • acrocanthosaurus (real world) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Seventy96

    Does our Universe is 3D or 4D?

    ?
  36. LordWhis

    Minato vs Combined Human

    No prep. Morals off. Start in an abondoned city 200m apart. No BFR. Speed not equalized. Base Minato Namikaze Combined Human Have At Thee !
    • LordWhis
    • Thread
    • minato namikaze naruto (the universe) the real world
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Hyper_Anon

    A Sponge fights a Tree

    everyday man's on the block smoke treez One day Spongebob woke up and watching the news. Suddenly Perch Perkins said "Breaking new! There's a forrest composed of one tree, this tree is releasing a mind controlling fungus that turns nearby fish into zombies! The tree has every ability known to...
    • Hyper_Anon
    • Thread
    • spongebob squarepants (character) spongebob squarepants (universe) the real world
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Uradelbauer

    Lion vs Composite Human

    The human gets a katana and a machete along with a glock. This is a male Lion. Standard battle assumptions but start 10 meters away from eachother. Who wins? CH: 22 Lion: 0
  39. Numbersguy

    Ancestors, stop this madness!

    I always wondered who would win Homo Erectus Neanderthal They fight on forest in spring. They are 30 meters away from each other. Both are bloodlusted (Let's say the Erectus killed the Nenderthal's young and the Nenderthal also did the same thing). Both have a rudimentary stone spear.
  40. Chu_Minh_Duy

    Stego vs Trike

    place: a plain speed is equalized distant: 100m head to head on battle The King of All Dinosaurs that T-rekt even the strongest Outer God in both Cthulhu Mythos and others Fiction THAT related to Lovecraftian beyond Concept of Dimensional Space otherwise SBA

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