X character tries to seduce you.

[Newendigo]

A random being appears in front of you, inside your room, at midnight

And is in need of some LOVE with your persona.

What are you going to do? Answer it with as much detail as possible.

I will start first; Isaac Newton (Petals of Reincarnation): I... Would definetly... Jump from the window of the third floor. He would probably catch me with the Apples so either way I'm dead.

 

[Kisaragi_Megumi]

Okay i guess? No yaoi lel

 

[Newendigo]

Maybe I could sneak to the kitchen and find a knife or a spoon, I do rather die fighting than from r[word].

 

[SpookyShadow]

Nice

 

[Newendigo]

Nice

So hot.

 

[Randomlamdom]

Aloysius Kallig, oh no

 

[Qliphoth_Bacikal]

Straight no

Great character and chill guy but N.O

 

[Milly_Rocking_Bandit]

Absolutely nothing.

 

[Spinoirr]

oh God no!

 

[Planck69]

I'm afraid I'm not a furry so hard pass.

 

[Standuser081]

bruh

 

[Planck69]

oh God no!

We've all seen enough hentai to know where this is going.....

 

[Spinoirr]

Well rip gold

 

[Eganergo]

Tsubasa Hanekawa.

Guys, i'll be busy tonight.

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

Higanbana

Ok...Her age is unknown....But she looks like a little girl...I stand up walk out of my room and call the police on the young looking girl who seems insistent on spending time with me. I then go back to my living room, sit down and wait. Im not dealing with this situation....At least that's what Id do if I had full control of myself but she has mind manip listed on her page so....yeah.... probably not going to have much say in this situation...

 

[Muchacho_mrm]

WTH

I literally can't fit.

 

[Planck69]

WTH
I literally can't fit.

A part of me wonders what that conversation would even look like

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

Listen giant crater, I really like you and Im sure there's someone out there just for you but us? We...We were never going to work out.

 

[Planck69]

Listen giant crater, I really like you and Im sure there's someone out there just for you but us? We...We were never going to work out.

I-I dont understand! Is there someone else!? Don't lie to me, I saw you eyeing that canyon the other day!

 

[Muchacho_mrm]

That would probably be me in some afterlife along with half this city. OP says the random 'person' appears in your room.

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

You!...You weren't meant to see that...Im so sorry, it's just... That canyon....It's just so grand! How could I resist?!

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

That would probably be me in some afterlife along with half this city. OP says the random 'person' appears in your room.

Yandere crater doesn't like to share

 

[Nicetoderp]

Huh[[1]]

Firstly, do I even have a say in this conversation?

Secondly, damn she have some shit taste smh.

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

Well this is basically a repeat of the last one but she's actually forteen and I don't think the cops are going to buy me finding a second strange underage girl in my room. So Im going to jail.

 

[The_Impress]

I can hear FBI on my doorstep

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

I can hear FBI on my doorstep

I'll see you in priso

 

[Nicetoderp]

Kirby is calling the police.

 

[Planck69]

Huh[[1]]
Firstly, do I even have a say in this conversation?

Secondly, damn she have some shit taste smh.

1. No. But for a Tier 0, you could have done worse.

2. Agreed

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Whispy_Woods

Uh?

 

[Planck69]

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Whispy_Woods
Uh?

Composite Tree catches you with his son and destroys you.....

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

Come on 2nd attempt! Let's get something goo- https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Arthropleurid_(Primeval)

ƒÿÉ

 

[Nicetoderp]

1. No. But for a Tier 0, you could have done worse.

2. Agreed

Yeah it could be worse.

Wonder what kind of book is she into.

 

[Planck69]

This is better at least.

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

How?

 

[Planck69]

How?

You're asking how banging Mercy is better than the lion-human hybryd that was my first attempt?

 

[Davidsteel1]

Well I guess I got lucky though I don't know a damn thing about her though

 

[Akreious]

Gin Ichimaru Fails. I dun roll that way.

Great Wroggi Fails unless I develop a *********** fetish

Yylfordt Granz Fails, again not my type

Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia) Probably succeeds. Especially if she goes HDD.

Dead or Alive Uhhh... Yes.

 

[Planck69]

Wait a minute. Wouldn't you splatter into goo doing the horizontal mambo with anyone past Tier 9?

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

Oblivio Is there a universe where I say no and it doesn't just mind manip me to do what it wants? I feel like my choices here aren't going to matter...

 

[Planck69]

You could do worse