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Harry Potter vs James Bond
Story: James has just taken SPECTRE apart. He was ready to call it a day, maybe settle down, maybe have a normal life. Before that however, he receives a call from M
M: "Bond, enjoying retirement ?"
James: "Yes, I've always wondered what's it's like to have to make a martini for yourself"
M: "Looks like you're ready to go. However, holiday plans will have to be postponed. We've received word of unnatural occurrences happening in Scotland near Skyfall. We can detect where it's from but several locals swear to have seen fireworks and people being blasted around like ragdolls."
James: "Sure it's not just some hooligans being excited over seeing Scotland beat England in a football match?"
M: "I'm afraid not"
James: "Ok, one final job"
Meanwhile at Hogwarts, Harry had just beaten Voldemort. He had thrown the elder wand over the bridge of Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione went off somewhere and all was good in the world at last. Suddenly, Harry sees Bond outside the Hogwarts boundaries investigating the scene and while Harry knew the man couldn't see Hogwarts, he was curious. Intrigued by the man, Harry stepped outside the Hogwarts barrier slightly startling Bond.
Harry: "May I help you?"
James: "Yes, I've been hearing of disturbances from this area. Couldn't help me find out what they are could you?"
Harry: "Its ok, it's all been fixed now. You can go home now and forget all about this"
James: "Afraid not kid"
Before James could do anything, Harry pulls out a wand. James slightly amused, pulls out his gun. Both get ready to fight
Ok so lame story but there ya go.
Speed is =
Both at 9-B. James doesn't have the LN, Harry has spells up to 9-B
The Boy: 0
The Man: 0
Inconclusive: 0