stupid ways that infinity war could have ended

[Ciruno_Fortes_(COB)]

Guys, the cop thing already happened

This is how Thanos has ended ;; Rip

 

[Abscoolguy]

bump

 

[Prehistorich]

the rest of the MCU join Fortnite and die to memes and hate

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

Doctor Strange creates a portal and closes it around Thanos' neck, decapitating him

 

[Schnee_One]

Scarlet Witch decided to destroy the stone first

But nooooooooo you had to save you're robot boyfriend didn't you?

 

[Golden_Void]

The NYPD arrests Thanos in Wakanda

 

[Celestial_Dust_Mite]

Galactus has dinner. Thanos is the main course.

Tribunal casually bitchslaps Thanos' gauntlet off and kicks him across infinite realites.

Darkseid says "accept no substitutes," and wrecks Thano's shit.

 

[Spinosaurus75DinosaurFan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_t6sYDwKBw

Btw, can't wait for the HISHE

 

[Phoenix821]

HISHE is out

 

[Wokistan]

This happens

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

You heard me.
Cap was like "Yo fam you should be able to toats beat us with one of those stones" and Thanos was like "okay"

He blasted everyone with the timestone and Thor was like boi I done do be immortal, he mindhaxed everyone into being absolutely LIVID and Hulk was like oh okay and just jumped Thanos, he started Teleport spamming but Hawkeye just kinda recognized his pattern and shot him, he used the reality stone to make everyone think they beat Thanos and AIM became a charity organization, but then Cap was like HOMOSEX and broke out, then Thanos was like "screw this" but I think he got power absorbed by Ultron.

I don't remember.

I am now going to be adding Homosex into my daily vocabulary. Thank you.

 

[Mr.Cutlery]

Captain Marvel actually appears and wrecks Thanos and is basically immune to the Infinity Gauntlet because the nature of her existence is different than that of the other heroes. A la KR Wizard's finale if I recall correctly.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Thanos hears the most annoying sound in the world, and his head blows up due to the noise.

 

[Prehistorich]

show him Stoffel the Honey Badger and see Thanos being emasculated

 

[Akreious]

Galactus comes in at the Aftercredits where Thanos is celebrating his victory. It was at this point that Thanos knew he dun ****** up and gets eaten.