RP • Complete and Absolute Chaos II Thread

[Daddybrawl]

@Overlord775

”Ah, good. Tell me, what happens if I...” Alex sticks his hands into the little pocket space again. When he retracts, the Chess Pawn is now standing on the space Dragons piece was at, and Dragons is now laying down on the gameboard, as if knocked over like a game of Chess. “Do that? I can feel this thing trying to summon versions of me, but that’s probably not a good idea. We should have a way to get rid of these things.”

 

[Overlord775]

That just doesn't work.

"I already told you, this is not chess, besides i have administrator priviliges so you can't even attack me if i don't allow you to."
I explain.

 

[Paul_Frank]

@Oliver_de_jesus

"If that's what she wants, yes, we'll stop you from punching the shark, especially since you didn't really give a reason."

@Lou_change

She responds into his mind, opening a telepathic link

"Yes, you're Tank from the last time people were summoned yeah? I have memories of that, although I'm technically not the same person, just an avatar she sent while she does the important stuff, so I'm under my own control."

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

@Paul_Frank

"Technically I am the second person to do this, where I come from. Mike Tyson fought a shark (This happen) although he ended up dying because the shark went crazy and was attacked by other sharks." (This no)

"In addition to the fact that this will benefit the aquarium both monetarily and in its reputation and I did the paperwork" he throws a copy of a contract that is authorized and legally signed (don't ask when this happened) later go the exit and open the door

 

[Lou_change]

Correct, I just wanted to say hello and wanted to know your relationship with your friend. I can also guarantee the shark's full recovery if you are worried.

 

[Paul_Frank]

@ZephyrosOmega

"What do you think of his explanations, still wanna stop him?" Akane asks, showing her the somehow signed contract

@Lou_change

"I see, hello then, I'll pass on the message to the original eventually. As for my companion, well, she wanted to see Japan, and I offered to take her to different attractions, and now it's a date." She says through the link

"And thanks for the offer of helping the shark, but I think she'd rather it just not be fought at all."

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

"There is no way anyone would let that contract happen! It's gotta be a fake."

 

[Paul_Frank]

"Hmm. Fair point, or he mind controlled them into signing it, in any case..."

@Oliver_de_jesus

He would find that for whatever reason, the door he was going to use to reach the sharks doesn't exist anymore, and its a solid wall

"Okay, is there no way I can get you to not punch the shark? I can't just let you go fight it, she doesn't want that and I'm trying to show her attractions around here."

 

[Roun12]

"Well, if I were on a date and had the possibility of witnessing a shark getting the ol' 1-2, you can bet your bottom dollar I would be in the front row of that event. Let the man have his fun. It's just one shark."

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

"I'm not a fan of animal abuse..." Naomi frowns. She doesn't look happy.

 

[Paul_Frank]

Akane pats Naomi on the head.

"Don't worry, there won't be any shark punching, you won't have to worry about seeing that."

 

[Andykhang]

“Oh look, look like we’re going through the “tunnel of light” variety of wormhole. Check it out.”

I said to the audience back home, as I was traveling through the wormhole tunnel just like those 80s space show, panning the camera so that everyone could see.

While I was at it, I sense that I seems to attracted a certain type of being beyond the tunnel itself...

‘Perfect’

“Oh? Look like we’re nearing the end of the tunnel.”

Finally reaching the end, I came out of the other side, and see a blue gas giant just on the right side.

“Oo, nice! Look like we’re heading to Neptune next, just like schedule.”

“Now, I would like to just landed on top of Neptune itself and skid it mark all over...but sadly, my wheel would only touched air if I fall down there. Such a shame.”

As the audience laugh at the joke with the barrage of lols and memeface, I take out a bag of dirt I collected back on the trip of Pluto.

“So, as an alternative, I’m going to litter the face of the planet with this bag of Pluto dirt instead. In a sense it’s more insulting, hopefully.”

I then throw the bag of dirt outside of the window, into the direction of Neptune. The bag continued to drift away from me, as I then head toward another wormhole.

“Oh? Look like we can’t touch down on Chiron this time...Well, it’s a moon anyway, it doesn’t even deserve getting dirted on. That’s Planet Privilege Only.”

Making sure that it will turn into a meme, I and the monster truck continued to dive into the wormhole and disappear again

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

Akane pats Naomi on the head.

"Don't worry, there won't be any shark punching, you won't have to worry about seeing that."

"Are you gonna stop him?"

 

[WHYNAUT]

"I'm pleased to hear that."

Then Shizue simply stands still, blankly staing at Naomi.

 

[Paul_Frank]

"Well, you seem to want him to be stopped so that was the plan. I'd been trying to talk him down but I'm not sure that's going to work. Rest assured, if he still enters the tank with the sharks, I'll stop him. I do have one last idea though."

@Oliver_de_jesus

"I have an even better place you can fight a shark, so you don't have to do it here."

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

@Why

"Uh... um... I-I'm sorry I'm not that interesting..." She looks down.

@Paul

"Right... If this doesn't work, I think I have a plan too."

 

[WHYNAUT]

"No, but even so I am to follow your orders." Shizue answers. With nothing to do she keeps standing there.

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

"W-well, no, I got that, but it's just that I'm not sure what to have you do and I really didn't think this through, I'm sorry..." she trails off, muttering more things along the lines of "gods i'm really stupid i'm sorry aaaaaaaa"

The NEET gives the demon a very nervous, apologetic expression. This girl sure is an absolute mental and emotional (and **** it, physical) wreck.

"Ah, um... oh this is gonna be really embarassing, but..." she does the shy anime finger-twiddling thing.

"Um, I d-don't know, maybe you could be, uh, um... A m-maid? I g-guess? It would be s-sorta nice to have a cleaner house.. even if we're the only ones who are gonna see it..."

(naomi rn)

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Gracious, what an irresponsible master. Summoning the greatest demon there is without a plan..." Shizue sighs, putting her hands on her hips, "For reference, what is a maid?"

 

[Daddybrawl]

“Please, you’re not an Admin, I know the Admi- oh, I see what you’re saying. I wasn’t trying to attack you, but I could if I must. But if you don’t play it like chess, how do you play?” Alex does the little Hand Disappear thing, and now the Chess Piece is on top of The Dragons piece. He looks up and smiles, before retracting his hand down again. “Did I do it right now?”

@Overlord775

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

"I'm sorryyyyy!" She puts her hands over her head.

"Oh, you don't know what a maid is... well, um... It's like, they wear a really particular type of dress, and they clean places... here, hold on..." She pulls her phone out, showing Shizue a picture. "See, it's like this! And, um, I can show you how they act, hold on..."

Using the Akashic Records, she pulls forth a copy of "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid", and holds it out. "H-here, you can watch this! It'll show you."

 

[Andykhang]

‘Oh, before I forget’

I restore the luck of the universe back to normal.

I, back in the pocket world thing, just so happen to watch the chess thing Da Dragon was playing with Alex.

“Wow...I don’t understand what are you guy doing. I’m too Pinky for this.”

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Hmmm" Shizue accepts the DVD and goes to watch it.

I see... Oh so that is what a maid does. But here the dragon does it wrong. Interesting.

After a bit she gets back to Naomi. "Like this?"

 

[Overlord775]

@Daddybrawl

The sensory now has a nonexistant person as an hat.

"..."
I take the piece of Alex and move it away fast enough that normal people down below can't notice, then i place it somewhere else, uhm, New York City sounds good.

"Anyway, if you wanna play the game, then you gotta impersonate your piece."
I explain, as i then force him down into the Piece, making him experience reality through it, like if he was really right there ... kinda ?

@Andykhang

"I'd argue you are the smart one out of the two of you to be honest."
I respond.
[Pinky is the genius, Brain is the insane one].

@Acquarium

"Uhm, i wonder what would warrant him to punch the shark, maybe it's too wild and needs to be forced into submission or it's really, really E V I L and needs a beating as punishment."

The sensory theorizes, the theory becoming a Theory Goat, which becomes the Black Shark. Strong, wild and e v i l, also can fly because yes.

The shark can't attack the spectators of the show


@Oliver_de_jesus

Sounds of evil evilness and some panicked people can be heard from behind the wall where the door was, uhm, is, the door now exists again.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

@Paul_Frank
I open the door and see the chaos going on outside

"..."

"This is justification enough for you, princess" he said pointing to the shark that went wild

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

The castle of chaos traverses the universe, with my body now being a avatar meaning my every movement doesn't simply destroy reality. Still omnipresent however.

In any case, it crash lands into some random planet in the galaxy, crushing it into pieces but whatever nobody lived there anyway. The remaining chunks of the planet start orbiting around the castle. They warp and become massive fast food places. A big sign in them says "Hamburger Pizzaland".

The castle slowly makes it's way through the galaxy, waiting for customers.

 

[Andykhang]

@Overlord775
"Aw, you're flattering me." I said with a smile on my face.

"But well, it is true that I'm not that good as chess tho. Too much thinky for me, who kinda live for the moment."

 

[Overlord775]

@CrimsonStarFallen

[Does the place do home delivery ?]

@Andykhang

"For the third time, It's not chess ! In fact, it's more like a game of life than anything else."
I am pouting very hard.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

[basically this is the game

]

 

[Andykhang]

@CrimsonStarFallen

[Does the place do home delivery ?]

@Andykhang

"For the third time, It's not chess ! In fact, it's more like a game of life than anything else."
I am pouting very hard.

"Game of life huh...In that case, guess I would be the absolute best at that game then." I said "What was it about tho?"

 

[Paul_Frank]

"Hmm. Well I guess the shark is bad now... I'm not sure, what do you think Naomi?" Akane asks, deferring to the girl accompanying her

 

[Overlord775]

@Andykhang

"Well, yes, i'd say that performance of yours showed you are good at the game. Anyway, uhhhh, i don't understand your question, what do you mean ?"
I respond,

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

@Overlord775

[Ye]

 

[Andykhang]

@Andykhang

"Well, yes, i'd say that performance of yours showed you are good at the game. Anyway, uhhhh, i don't understand your question, what do you mean ?"
I respond,

“I mean what is the game you two were talking about, in specific?” I asked “Told ya I’m not really a thinky type”

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

@Paul

"Well... but... that's different! That's not just some shark, I'm pretty sure that's someone who got summoned here with us."

@Why

"I-i... wow... y-yes, that works perfectly..."

She seems flustered to be in the demoness' presence now.

 

[Overlord775]

@Andykhang
"Well, it's rather simple in concept, in this game a person, called the Game Master, creates a board and shenarios, then the players uses pieces, your current physical form being one of them for exemple, to enter the world and play. Though, this gameboard is rather unconventional, as rather than creating it, i simply remodelled the world we were summoned into, so it's more alike making avatars to interact with reality while keeping your true form out of harm's way."

I explain.

 

[Andykhang]

@Andykhang
"Well, it's rather simple in concept, in this game a person, called the Game Master, creates a board and shenarios, then the players uses pieces, your current physical form being one of them for exemple, to enter the world and play. Though, this gameboard is rather unconventional, as rather than creating it, i simply remodelled the world we were summoned into, so it's more alike making avatars to interact with reality while keeping your true form out of harm's way."

I explain.

“Oh, so just that thing we’re already doing by then, got it.” I said

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

@Overlord775 @Paul_Frank @ZephyrosOmega

"good better for me"

Edward runs to fight the shark, grabs it by the tail and then smashes it to the ground and tries to immobilize it

 

[Overlord775]

@Andykhang

"Yep."
I say while nodding.
"By the way, i heard news that a cosmic resturant has opened, so i am going to order a bunch of stuff to see if the cooking is good, do you want me to get something for you too ?"
I ask.

@Oliver_de_jesus

The sharp struggles back, quickly moving it's tail in a whip-like fashion to send you crushing into the ground.

 

[Andykhang]

@Andykhang

"Yep."
I say while nodding.
"By the way, i heard news that a cosmic resturant has opened, so i am going to order food to see if the cooking is good, do you want me to get something for you too ?"
I ask.

@Oliver_de_jesus

The sharp struggles back, quickly moving it's tail in a whip-like fashion to send you crushing into the ground.

“Sure thing. Just get something random is fine, I eat anything as long as it’s good.”