Removal of SCP-871 and other similar pages

[Iapitus_The_Impaler]

@Hop dude

I don't think we have interacted before, but I got to say, I ******* love your name

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

@laptis Thanks b0ss, Hop has seen you around and your name is cool too.

 

[Iapitus_The_Impaler]

Thanks man

 

[CinnabarManx421]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington,

Keep Both: DnW0,

Other: Dargoo (?)

I beleive we are now at 11 to delete both and 14 to only delete the pizza. (I still need an answer on how long we're voting for.)

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

Changing my vote to deleting both after going over the arguments again.

 

[CinnabarManx421]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant, Dargoo

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington,

Keep Both: DnW0,

 

[Iapitus_The_Impaler]

I vote No More Pizza Time

 

[CinnabarManx421]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant, Dargoo

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington, Iapitus

Keep Both: DnW0,

 

[ZeedKZ]

Delete-za The Pizza

 

[Agnaa]

The cake does have an ability that attacks people

Unless you think that planet busting and black holes are not attacks

1. It's not planet busting, it's planet covering.

2. It's never stated in-universe to make a black hole, that's pure fanfiction. SoL characters aren't High 3-A. Extremely dense/massive characters don't automatically get black holes because they technically would with real world physics, unless they show that in story.

 

[CinnabarManx421]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant, Dargoo

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington, Iapitus, Zeed

Keep Both: DnW0,

12 for deleting both and 16 to only delete the pizza now. (Again, we need a time to close voting to ever get results, but no one will answer me on when that is.)

 

[Bobsican]

Normally 2 staff voting without anything debunked enought is already enought to go ahead with any revision, so you may tell Weekly to do something.

 

[Agnaa]

Also, is Theoretical Mall's deletion being considered here, or is that going to be in another thread?

 

[Wokistan]

I'm still of the opinion that we should delete both but deleting the pizza is basically guaranteed at this point.

Theoretical Mall doesn't even exist. That one can legit just go to profile deletion thread.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Inb4 "Delete-za the Pizza" got a bunch of extra votes just because the joke is fun to say.

 

[IvoryAS]

I'm still of the opinion that we should delete both but deleting the pizza is basically guaranteed at this point.
Theoretical Mall doesn't even exist. That one can legit just go to profile deletion thread.

Both the foodstuffs, or the pizza and the mall?

And, mainly since it was a fun joke that I could never really find a use for, made me hungry almost every time I went on it, and that it just makes sense.

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[Tony_di_bugalu]

I have been here since day one and I didn't gave my opinion :v

I am in for "delete both of them".

 

[Cueio_2020]

Delete the pizza.

 

[CinnabarManx421]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant, Dargoo, Tony

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington, Iapitus, Zeed, Ivory, Cueio

Keep Both: DnW0,

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Going with delete both.

 

[CinnabarManx421]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant, Dargoo, Tony, Headless

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington, Iapitus, Zeed, Ivory, Cueio

Keep Both: DnW0,

 

[Bobsican]

I´m going to vote in my part and say Stopza and just keep both by my reasons above.

 

[DnW0]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant, Dargoo, Tony, Headless

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington, Iapitus, Zeed, Ivory, Cueio

Keep Both: DnW0,

yo. I never said I wanted both to be kept. I said SCP 871 is fine and the others I don't care. I never even talked about the pizza so far so why are you people lumping me in that category.

and regarding frick frack about the pizza "not being able to exert energy". A bomb can't exert energy if energy isn't exerted on it to detonate it. If that same energy was applied to the cake, then I can say the cake can "exert energy" via the same effect.

And saying that "real world physics can't necessarily be applied to fiction" (even thought it is used for basically everything else) is negated by a big fat Occam's Razor

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

and regarding frick frack about the pizza "not being able to exert energy". Anything with mass can possess potential energy and even so, the act of creating more calories with more cakes is creating energy too.

If that's not arguing semantics, I don't know what is.

 

[Kaltias]

Going by that logic, a real life baker deserves a profile.

Drop it

 

[DnW0]

Going by that logic, a real life baker deserves a profile.

Drop it

Dude... read my edited comment jesus christ

 

[DnW0]

If that's not arguing semantics, I don't know what is.

yo. nice guy

 

[Kaltias]

Ok.

In this case the answer is "I already explained that there is a difference between actual weapons and random objects that can be used as such".

Only because I could totally use a chair to beat up someone, this doesn't mean it's a valid weapon profile. Same for the cake

 

[DnW0]

Ok.

In this case the answer is "I already explained that there is a difference between actual weapons and random objects that can be used as such".

Only because I could totally use a chair to beat up someone, this doesn't mean it's a valid weapon profile. Same for the cake

Then remove Jumanji and Ariadne's Thread, unless you insist that beating someone up with a game board and a 6D+ ball of string is ok while beating up someone with a chair is not.

 

[Kaltias]

Except that Jumanji is actually meant to kill people.

Ariadne's Thread? The item with a tier 1 creation feat?

 

[DnW0]

Except that Jumanji is actually meant to kill people.

Ariadne's Thread? The item with a tier 1 creation feat?

Who told you THAT SCP-871 isn't meant to kill people when it's classified as a KETER CLASS scp?

and who told you that Jumanji was created to kill people when it would probably be the easiest trap to avoid ever.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

The fact that Keter is anything anomalous that is hard to keep contained. A giant plushy capable of teleporting to hug people would be keter.

 

[DnW0]

The fact that Keter is anything anomalous that is hard to keep contained. A giant plushy capable of teleporting to hug people would be keter.

Because ...obviously an organization that has contained tier 4+ beings and even tier 2 & 1 beings would have trouble containing a teleporting bear when 1/4 of all SCPs already have teleporting or super fast moving abilities.

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

Because ...obviously an organization that has contained tier 4+ beings and even tier 2 & 1 beings would have trouble containing a teleporting bear when 1/4 of all SCPs already have teleporting or super fast moving abilities.

I know next to nothing about SCP, but I've never seen an explanation of how they do that.

 

[DnW0]

The fact that Keter is anything anomalous that is hard to keep contained. A giant plushy capable of teleporting to hug people would be keter.

You know something like that basically already exists too. It's called SCP 650 and 372 and they are Euclid

 

[DnW0]

I know next to nothing about SCP, but I've never seen an explanation of how they do that.

SCP 650 and 372 are basically even greater than such, and they are classified as euclid which are easier to contain than keter. SCP 372 specifically has never ever been fully caught on film nor photo and nobody other than one person (who 372 purposely revealed itself to) knows what it looks like. Matter of factly, the best picture of it is literally a blank white room with a green blur in the corner. Yet they are able to contain it.

and they rarely ever explain their edgy methods because whatever methods are always blocked with [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Either way you can look at the SCP site anytime.

If you insist that SCP 871 is an immobile cake with no capability then why is it considered more difficult to contain than a small green hyperspeed stick that can dodge people's fields of view and a statue that can teleport behind anyone in an instant. Even SCP 173, the neck-breaking hypersonic concrete is Euclid

 

[DnW0]

regarding the CakeBlackHole shenanigans. If you insist that 871 making a black hole is too much of an assumption...

... Then remove tier 3 black hole off of this profile

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-498

 

[Kaltias]

and who told you that Jumanji was created to kill people when it would probably be the easiest trap to avoid ever.

Dude, are you telling me that your first thought when you play a tabletop game is "this could kill me in several ways"?

And btw, the 3-A black hole of the radio is as legit as 3-A Lanturn

 

[CinnabarManx421]

Delete Both: King, Kaltias, Agnaa, DMB, Rebuble, Crimson Azoth, Hellbeast1, Matt, Maverick, Schnee, Arrogant, Dargoo, Tony, Headless

Delete-za the Pizza: Paul Frank, Smashor, Yobo, Divine Phoenix, Jacky, Kuroiha, Wright, Cinna, Weekly, Cal, Sir, Arsenal, Erco, Hoppington, Iapitus, Zeed, Ivory, Cueio, DnW0

Keep Both:

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

Far more controversial than one would expect such a topic to be, seems to be leaning towards keeping the Cake though.