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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: "Start the damn game already" edition

I widen my eyes at what the man who has the rifle does.

"Lower your weapon, there's no need to do it" I say in an alarmed tone.
 
Destiny frowned and turned her back to the man with a seemingly uncaring attitude. "Well, I'd call that a bit extreme."
 
"Okay, so I don't like living, but so what? You think I'm just gonna calm down there?" He said, before realizing the gun muffled out his words. He somehow spit it out and let it hit the floor. "BLECH."
 
As That Guy aquired his Cheetos, he stepped outside to immediately devour it, getting all of the dust and filth on his hands, fit to contaminate whatever he touches.

"Now... It is time to begin..."

I start off by trying to just train my magic a to
 
"It sounds like a personal problem, I'd say," she muttered as she continued to look away from Boris, still trying to rack her mind on what she was capable of. It was then that she suddenly started floating in the air. She blinked and looked down at herself, and within a moment she wasn't back on the ground. "Alright, well that's useful.."
 
"A personal pro-....Sorry, I just get angry when I hear stuff like that." Boris admitted, a bit flustered.
 
"So you can fly without having gadge....wait, hold on." He was then swimming in air again. "Weeeeeeee!"
 
Destiny frowned a little and narrowed her eyes. She didn't want people to know what she was capable of, and she didn't want this idiotic man here any longer either. Who knows if anyone here could be trusted.. "Yes yes. What's your name...gun man?"
 
"I ain't even flyin'! I'm swimmin' like if an olympics athlete was Chuck Norris!" He shouted, before then laughing.
 
Wow, this man seems pleasant to be around...

"Well, I'm so glad you feel so happy for me." She shook her head before waking a few steps away from the rest of them. "Well, we know we have powers but...how fast do you think we all are?"
 
"Fast? Look at me for a bloody second, look at me! Look at all that blubber!" He shouted, before then grabbing a beer bottle and guzzling it down for no reason.
 
"Well, one way to find out is to see how fast we compare to each other," she said with a small smile. "Have any of you tried going at a full sprint yet?"
 
"Eeeeh, no idea. Though, I did walk from Colorado to the nearest ocean there in a few minutes just now, so eh." He said, before guzzling down another bottle of beer. "Ooooh, that's a lotta bourbon."
 
Akuma shrugs. "Nope, flying is fater anyways." Sh floats up. "I did fly full speed from Arizona to here, though it was extremely exhausting." She says in a neutral tone.
 
[Well there goes my plan to have Alma stab Joseph in the dick and take over EWTRTW3 and turn it into an ice age survival game]
 
Marta gets teleported.

She find hereself in central Central Park, but doesn't realize that because she has never been there.

Also she has very big shield in her hands and has a mask on her face.

"What, how, where, why ?"

GS:I can help with that

"What, who's-"

GS:You personal aiding and analytic system, Great Sage.

"Uhm, cool i suppose."
 
Akuma sighs. "Whelp, if you people are done, I'll be going now." She floats up into the air and zooms off to the middle of the closest dessert. If one was observant, they could see that she has a smile on her face, the smile of someone with a plan.
 
Oh god what's happening? My head feels strange. My body f33L5 5trange. 1 don't und3rstand wh@t's going on. I feel like I'm m31+1NG. 0h god I'm b1iNd. I c4N+ 533 4Ny+H1NG!!!! W41+ I can 5ee a bit. +h15 15 W31RD. 1+'5 L1K3 1 h4ve +H3 '1mPr35510N' 0F WH4+'5 4R0UND M3"

I squelch off towards one of the moving shapes around me.

"W41+... WH3R3 4R3 MY L3G5. 1 D0N'T H4V3 4NY L3G5 R0N!! •F41N+5•"

I gurgle in amusement then realise I still need legs.

"0k, +1M3 +0 6R0W 50M3 L3G5!! 4ND 50M3 3y35 wh1l3 1'm @ 1+!"

With a silent squelch, I grown some legs and eyes.

"+w0 0F 3AcH r16H+? Y34H +H4+'5 r16H+"
 
"Well, I was going to see what I am capable of," the girl said with a shrug before smiling at Boris. "You can come along if you want, but...it might be dangerous."
 
"Yeah, I guess, hehehe." He started to blush a bit. "Ummm, that's just because I'm drunk, y' know-why are ya smilin' at a drunk!?"
 
I get too close and fall off the edge of the crown. I extend my arm and cushion the fall with some shadows. Some nearby onlookers start staring at me, but I don't like that and go into stealth mode. The tourists are confused and start looking around for where I went.
 
Oh god why did she let this guy tag along what is wrong with heeeer. "Well, that's just peachy. I'm going to...look around here. I'll see if I can find where we are and maybe...seee what I can do? I don't have the faintest idea..." Just act clueless. No one ever expects anything from a little girl...
 
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