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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread
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Cain looks around himself for a moment, still sitting on the golden desert before standing up. He decides to look at the moon.
"I...need some time to think for myself."
"I...need some time to think for myself."
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"Well, that just happened."
Velav, after just recently curing world hunger at the cost of chronic constipation, decides his next move is to teleport over to America and begin campaigning for election, since technically we retconned to before the election anyways.
Velav, after just recently curing world hunger at the cost of chronic constipation, decides his next move is to teleport over to America and begin campaigning for election, since technically we retconned to before the election anyways.
Lou_change
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B.O.B appears on top of the empire state building but isn't on.
Oliver_de_jesus
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"now what?" mobius ask to Nil
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Cain looks at the moon and decides to teleport up there, into a random crater that he hopes isn't taken and just...stares at the night sky. He doesn't really know what to do next, and that all of humanity is up on there.
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@Yobo_Blue
"Well, he's gone now, so what do you think we should do? Is it worth keeping up the castle and holding down the fort, or should I take it down or move it or something?"
"Well, he's gone now, so what do you think we should do? Is it worth keeping up the castle and holding down the fort, or should I take it down or move it or something?"
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A strange distortion happens in the world, given things had changed again, Iyl reappears into existence near the castle where the fight took place.
Immediately, most are able to recognize that something strange is happening, as a field of flowers seems to spread from underneath their feet, and it feels like the world is being supplanted somewhat, by a more peaceful one.
Immediately, most are able to recognize that something strange is happening, as a field of flowers seems to spread from underneath their feet, and it feels like the world is being supplanted somewhat, by a more peaceful one.
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The large robot slowly starts to turn on and starts to look around to see if anyone is around to find no signs of human life. The robot remembering its abilities hits it's self but is unharmed. It seems humanity is alive, the question is where and with that the robot starts their search. It looks everywhere on the planet it can reach from the highest parts of the atmosphere to the deepest of the sea it finds no one so it thinks and it thinks and it thinks some more would human forgot their old world it decides no. So it would use Morse code. The robot flies up higher than the sky where up is no longer and in a blink of a eye the world disappeared. But then I got try of reading this like a dr. Seuss book as the planet returned and left again. In Morse code it asked where did you go? The question is finished and the planet is safe.
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"CITIZENS OF MOONTOPIA!"
Velav, the midget of indiscernible appearance and gender, stands atop a great podium and speaks to the crowds of humanity all sorta cramped on a single moon.
"These are chaotic, unstable times. Disease, plague, omnipotent gods teleporting the entire population to a sphere a fourth the size of what you were on. Fairly sure a few million of you are already dead via entity cramming, or something."
They begin to pace back and forth across his summoned podium, beckoning to the mass of millions before him.
"And I am absolutely not going to change that."
The crowds erupt into confusion and murmuring sounds. Velav continues.
"But, my counterpoint is that things will be like, significantly worse if you vote for anyone else. Since you'll be subject to malicious gods rather than my mildly irritating annoyances. Sounds like a good deal, yeah..? In other words, vote Velav."
He teleports away to repeat the speech.
Velav, the midget of indiscernible appearance and gender, stands atop a great podium and speaks to the crowds of humanity all sorta cramped on a single moon.
"These are chaotic, unstable times. Disease, plague, omnipotent gods teleporting the entire population to a sphere a fourth the size of what you were on. Fairly sure a few million of you are already dead via entity cramming, or something."
They begin to pace back and forth across his summoned podium, beckoning to the mass of millions before him.
"And I am absolutely not going to change that."
The crowds erupt into confusion and murmuring sounds. Velav continues.
"But, my counterpoint is that things will be like, significantly worse if you vote for anyone else. Since you'll be subject to malicious gods rather than my mildly irritating annoyances. Sounds like a good deal, yeah..? In other words, vote Velav."
He teleports away to repeat the speech.
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Cain looks over to the source of this noise, hearing Velav's speech but with confusion in his mind.
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"It seems she has decided that I should exist once more, to continue my participation in this."
Iyl explained.
Iyl explained.
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The citizens of Moontopia, as Velav puts it, are quite... confused. But they like that he tells it how it is. Indeed, Velav's speech is quickly becoming a popular one.
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"Not her. The one who created me, Ilia. And so I have returned into this world."
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"I am fairly confused, yes."
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Lou_change
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The robot remembers to being it saw that looked human except for their eyes it never seen star shape or red iris before so it avoided them. Maybe they know it thinks flying to were it last saw them a castle.
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Dura is just confused a bit as Iyl's sudden appearance, however he tries not to break disguise in order to not reaise suspicion.
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"Lots of people are gathering after that huh, well, Zephyr is gone, humanity is on the moon, suppose I should think of what to do next." Izumi comments to herself, entering the castle again
She works on repairing whatever damage the structure may have sustained, and changing the doorways to allow the front entrance to lead to the entry hall as normal, with the exits from the hall leading into random locations, with their exits leading to other random locations, so any random people walking in couldn't just charge through the castle in Zephyr's absence
She works on repairing whatever damage the structure may have sustained, and changing the doorways to allow the front entrance to lead to the entry hall as normal, with the exits from the hall leading into random locations, with their exits leading to other random locations, so any random people walking in couldn't just charge through the castle in Zephyr's absence
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"Uh, greetings. I am not exactly familiar with who you are, though I believe you appeared around the same time I vanished."
He said, looking over at Xanna.
"All of this world seems to be a disaster, but it is possible I may be able to fix it, or recreate it I suppose."
He said, looking over at Xanna.
"All of this world seems to be a disaster, but it is possible I may be able to fix it, or recreate it I suppose."
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“Come on Iyl, at least guess!”
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Iyl seems to rapidly inscribe a magic circle beneath his feet, using it to gain a general idea of the events that transpired while he was gone.
"You're a fusion, aren't you. Of Xander and Izumi once, and of Xander and goblins now. So, what now?"
"You're a fusion, aren't you. Of Xander and Izumi once, and of Xander and goblins now. So, what now?"
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“Eh don’t bring Izumi into it. And I’m not sure. I can summon Xander if you want to talk to him.”
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"It has been some time, so perhaps. I intend to try recreate the damaged parts of this world, I wish to know if the people here would support me in this."
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“Alright”
Xanna uses her power to summon Xander
”Hey Iyl, it’s been a while, what are you doing back?”
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"That sounds like a bit of a noble cause to me..." Dura says, still disguised, his voice that being more feminine to fit his disguise. "...So I'd say I'll join." The illusions remain as the disguise... it seems to be a combination of both Shapeshifting and Illusions.
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Cain teleports down back to earth, wanting to try and do something good in his life for once. He appears behind Dura.
"Yo."
"Yo."
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"It was deemed that there was more to see in this world, so here I am."
Iyl answered.
"So, that castle. Should we go there now?"
Iyl answered.
"So, that castle. Should we go there now?"
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Xanna pipes up from behind Xander
”Sure, that was Zephyr, though I think Izumi is shacked up there now.”
Lou_change
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Meanwhile in a different reality.
"How the hell did you lose a giant robot, you know what I don't care. time to write some poetry."
Back to the main universe.
The robot is carefully flying trying not to be known flying above the castle. Unfortunately a loud voice suddenly comes from it. "Poetry. think, think, think wait is the microphone on? Oops."
The voice then stops.
"How the hell did you lose a giant robot, you know what I don't care. time to write some poetry."
Back to the main universe.
The robot is carefully flying trying not to be known flying above the castle. Unfortunately a loud voice suddenly comes from it. "Poetry. think, think, think wait is the microphone on? Oops."
The voice then stops.
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mobius was from afar looking at the robot
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Iyl would then proceed to fly towards it, heading inside upon arrival should nothing interfere.
There were now three swords constantly circling the white haired man, his Monado being added to the previous two.
There were now three swords constantly circling the white haired man, his Monado being added to the previous two.
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