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Everybody Wants to Die 2: The M E G A Thread

It keeps going on, following That Guy and the reactions Socrates had to his arrival.

As I realize I have no money, I decide to go to a nearby person and complain about how I'm the main character and how I should be able to play the game. This speech drags on for so long that the man gives me like 20 dollars in his confusion before walking away, with me shutting up, much to his relief.

Now that I had the Cheeto Funds, I went to the nearest store to buy them.
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"Oh man, there is so much to unpack there..."

Nil pauses it for a bit.

"First of all, I just think the fact that the uploader is narrating over his thoughts sarcastically is an amazing touch, secondly, the better part about this is that... this dude has Mind Control. Like, he can take over multiple planets with that stuff, but he just entirely forgets and chooses to rant at someone on the road until they hand him money. Just..."

Nil continues chuckling, as he plays it again.
As That Guy acquired his Cheetos, he stepped outside to immediately devour it, getting all of the dust and filth on his hands, fit to contaminate whatever he touches.

"Now... It is time to begin..."

I start off by trying to just train my magic a ton

(That Guy proceeds to just, aimlessly wave a bunch of threads around him, somehow increasing his abilities somewhat.)
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"... To this day, I still have no idea how his power ups even work outside of the extra powers from Joseph, and I think I never want to know, it would ruin the experience."

There's a bit of a cut from That Guy, going back to the more main group.

"Aranil! The greatest warrior mage you will ever meet!" I exclaim, to then jump and make a rotating kick and finally get down and punch the ground and tear off a piece and crumble it.
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"Oh, this guy is a little bit annoying, but the payoff to all the stuff he pulls is pretty good."
 
Cain's laugh dies down to a chuckle at That Guy harassing a poor man into giving him 20 bucks to buy cheetos.

"So is That Guy just addicted to cheetos or something?"
 
"Yeah, he's kinda that."

"I guess? He's more just an overall, unrealistic jerk who sort of just does things to inconvenience people. It comes from something called Tabletop gaming, where there's just one dude who keeps messing stuff up at the table. Something like, an overall cosmic force."

It continues playing, with some fluff character interaction for awhile. Just them and the eldrich abomination that joined with. The only thing of note is that the statue of liberty spontaneously turns into an anime girl.

"Oh yeah, that was a reference to the third test. Then people tried to tear it down, and..."

The attempted damage to the statue is instantly reflected back, breaking 7 of Silas' fingers
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"... Yeah, never gets old."

Some extra time passes, until seemingly out of nowhere, Socrates yeets a third of antartica into Australia, causing massive damage.

"... So like, the weird thing about this test is, their normal attack power was super low relative to other tests, but despite that, they still pulled out stuff like this, since their ability to lift things could be way higher for basically no reason."

It then cuts back to That Guy

That Guy decided to break into the home of a nearby stoner, strangle the homeowner with his cheeto hands, and sleep on his couch as the poor man experienced brain death

Suddenly, after feeling the inevitable tremors from sending a continent crashing into another continent, That Guy gets w o k e

"... Did.... Did someone just outdo me in collateral damage?"

"MY MUNCHKIN WRATH WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS"

That Guy, refreshed by a combination of Mana seeping into his body and sheer rage, blasts out of the home he squatted in and started flying to the source, grabbing a pair of katanas along the way
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"... I just..."

Nil starts chuckling again.

"Dual Katana Weeaboo wannabe..."
 
Cain laughs at the ridiculousness of Socrates throwing a third of Antartica into Australia, bursting into laughter at That Guy and his dual katanas.
 
The ball of shadow bugs lands on earth and starts forming beings to help restore the areas destroyed whether Moscow with minor temporal anomalies or restore wildlife populations with duplication devices.
 
"One: Colzin can create a massive, labyrinthine temple wherever he pleases."

Suddenly, an utter enormous temple, bearing an odd resemblance to a Mayan one, sprouts from the middle of Australia and extends nearly 5,000 kilometers into the atmosphere
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"Oh, here's one of the actually cool parts. Colzin is OP, but the kind that really rides off of it and makes the game instead of breaks it."

"You won't put a stop to a world which is claimed! I shall put a end to your existence for putting yourself between me and my world!"
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"... good luck with that, Socrates."

Sócrates quickly reaches the top of the temple, finding a man sitting cross-legged in the center of a platform. His left arm is somehwat longer than the other, and a chitinous black with clawed fingers. There is a hint of madness in his eyes, and seems surprised.

"Wow, didnt expect someone to get here that quickly. My name is Colzin."

"A displeasure to meet you. I am Sócrates Kant. Now tell me, mad man, what are you doing here? What is this temple you have created?" I speak, opening my arms in a dramatic way.

"I want a good damn fight, and i have the means to make one. Observe."

He clears his throat

"Two: Colzin can observe the entire world simultaneously."

"Three: Colzin may shorten or lengthen space as he pleases."

The space between the base of the temple and everyone else is reduced to at least 1/1,000,000 it's normal size

"See?" He seems to be anticipating a response
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"Yeah he just, straight up ignores divide and conquer and siccs everyone on him at once. He definitely backs it up, though."

After some banter and Colzin straight up giving everyone another powerset, the fight commences. Everyone throws their powers at Colzin, only to be countered each and every time. It randomly cuts to NACH sobbing on the ground between a few moves, as Colzin continues to list off extra powers to ward off the oncoming attacks.

"Ten: Colzin is God."

The ice instantly disappears, and the Colzin punches directly through Michael's chest as the katana shatters on impact

"You may be god... But I have something better then god.... I have Cheeto crust on my hands and a lot of complaints."

That Guy proceeds to rant about how unfair this boss fight is for various factors that are likely all pulled completely from the rear end of a bull but are incredibly annoying to hear

"God I want to shoot you.'"
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"... The combination of hype and stupidity is just.. oh man."
 
Izanna, still eating her pizza at the side of the room, catches a glimpse of the video everyone is watching and is interested.

I wonder if this test is all recorded too.

She continues c o n s u m i n g, as she focuses on the video on screen.
 
The fight continues on, with NACH eventually joining in to fight at the Hungry World, only to find a massive demon hanging over Colzin, who tanks everything he throws at them. Even the infinite Hungry World itself is split in twane at some point, until eventually...

Colzin kinda just abruptly dies to a stab to the dicc from Rule Breaker. Part 1 of the series ends there.

"I think that's a good place to stop. It's still good after that point, but... Man, what an opening. It gets worse, which somehow does also make it better at the same time."

Nil sits back, staring at the ceiling... Stress mostly gone, but... well, now he's set back into reality. It hasn't been that long, something's bound to happen.
 
"That's what a lot of the tests are. That's why they got super popular on GodTube..."

Nil reminisces on something.
 
For a while, I appeared to be simply staring off into space. In reality, my mind was racing, working on a long-ranged teleportation spell and analyzing the structure of the lunar base. I don't think I can replicate it, but space isn't a huge issue due to its non-Euclidian geometries.

I move over to Nil, seeing him watching something with a few others.

"Nil, do you know how many rooms this base can sustain at once?"
 
"... No idea, actually. Iyl was the one who built this place and they kinda just vanished."
 
"I need to find away to give them help, I could probably try just apologizing but then the socially norm will mean I have to continue being nice, so my options now are to lie, wait or give them good luck so they don't question it."
 
"Well, that's inconvenient."

I decide to find this out myself. Using the properties of the structure, I attempt to generate as many rooms as possible.
 
It's then that Zephyr reappears in the moon base, in front of Izanna. "Ah, miss," He smiles, "The scent of your blood is quite... familiar to me. You are a vampire, yes? Or perhaps, you possess the powers of one..."
 
Izanna finishes up the pizza and looks up at the man who spoke to her, her eyes glowing gold and showing off her vampiric nature.

"Why, yes, I am one, I'm many things, and vampire is one of them."

Her eyes then glow purple with red markings in them as she stares at him.

"And you seem to either be a vampire or have the powers of one yourself, and you mentioned being a demon before as well didn't you? You're an interesting one."

She closes her eyes and they return to a normal color upon opening again.

"Did you have a request of me or something, or did you just want conversation with someone of a similar nature?"
 
"A bit of both. Will you accompany me to the human world?" Zephyr motions towards Earth. "I'd like to speak with you... in private. I believe Romania is a nice spot. Home of many vampiric legends on this world."
 
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"I doubt earth is completely free from prying eyes or ears either. But... very well. I'll join you there, let's go." Izanna says as she stands, and extends her hand, palm up, towards Zephyr
 
Izanna smiles back and let's out a small chuckle.

"<Gatom>"

In an instant, the two of them are transported to an empty field in Romania, one as intact as it could be considering all that had occurred before.

"So what did you want to talk about?"
 
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A Primid carrying a Good Luck-Inator flies to the moon base.
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Nil looks out the window and notices a machine being placed on their front lawn.

"... I feel like that's a bomb but, won't know till we try."

Nil walks outside to investigate.
 
"What I would like to discuss is quite simple. I've sensed many things during my brief time in this world, including your affiliation to a certain faction... albeit one which has now been absorbed into you, if the souls I'm sensing are accurate."

He smiles, looking at the field. "If I'm correct, you should now have a vast amount of knowledge due to the many beings you've absorbed... including, if I'm not mistaken, the ability to construct and maintain buildings. And I, in my many years as the lord of demons, have learned how to wage a war, across entire landmasses. And so, I would make this proposition: Ally with me. Together, we can conquer the entire world and beyond. With our combined strength, nobody would dare stand in our way."
 
There is a note next to it, it says "this device is meant to give good luck to anyone hit by it do as you want with it I guess. P.S I will send something for Cain and Mobius later.
 
"... You know this makes the speech I gave about how my luck has been lately fall really flat."

Nil just leaves it there and goes back inside.
 
@Hl3_or_bust

The base would generate some amount of rooms, seemingly expanding internally, but not on the outside for some reason. However rooms that were too similar in purpose to others would be combined with one another, thus decreasing the amount generated. The base also seemed to have distinct limits on what it could generate, the things made by it had to share at least some connection to Iyl's original powers and their nature.
 
"I can indeed construct things with ease, and have fused with the faction in question, yes. But before I join you or make a decision otherwise, I have to ask, why exactly do you want to conquer the world?"
 
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... ok, that should work.

After creating several tens of thousands of generic living spaces, I notice that Nil is back.

"Nil, can I speak to you in private?"
 
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