azontr
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Good. Ketchup nasty.Granted, you has it but it doesn't have ketchup
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Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes
- Thread starter OriginFox
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Ketchup sucks uwuGranted, you has it but it doesn't have ketchup
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Granted, but he's gonna clap ur mother 24/7 no break
Oliver_de_jesus
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Now i can proudly say "my father can beat yours" to anyone
Oliver_de_jesus
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Granted, we go back to the hadeon eon and life as we know it never exists
Oliver_de_jesus
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I wish santa claus exists
azontr
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Granted. He doesn't actually give gifts.
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Granted, now he exists and delivers gifts... you still have to pay for the gift and the delivery though.
I wish i could pee on the moon
azontr
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Granted. But once you do your pee pee disappears.
Oliver_de_jesus
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XD
You die by cosmic radiation and your pee freezes next to your body
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Granted but only in your imagination
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Granted. As per your wish, a supernova goes off randomly in the universe. Key word being randomly. You still have a chance to destroy Earth, the moon, the sun and/or anything nearby with every sleep you have.
I wish for every rat on the planet to die.
I wish for every rat on the planet to die.
Lou_change
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You hear it.
I wish to decide the consequences of this wish in away that doesn't alter the nature of my existence until after I decide the results which will act a I intended.
Granted the intergalactic rat empire declares war against your person.
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??? You.... Want to be given consequences to a wish before deciding what your wish is?
Granted. However, matter from space propelled by these supernovas inexplicably lands near you, wherever & whenever you sleep, disturbing your rest. Because of these incidents, you & your locations are a constant point of scientific investigations, leaving your days without privacy, & your nights without peaceful rest.
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Wish granted, but you get yeeted into the most hellish of verses
Lou_change
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The idea is I used the wish to turn the genie's corruption into something I control.
You end up somewhere random inside said universes.
Lou_change
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They follow you with awareness you are the cause.
Lou_change
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I step on a crack and break your back.
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Granted, however your puny human body can't contain such power and thus you explode into atoms as soon as you receive it.
I wish for the ability to passively change any side effect to something that benefits me instead.
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Granted, but things that benefit you normally now become negative. Oxygen is fatal now, and exercise can kill you.
Oliver_de_jesus
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Granted, but every change give you a powerful pain and if someone separates a part of your liquid or gaseous state when you return to your solid state you are going to lose a part of your body randomly.
I wish that ruby is real and that she loves me
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Granted, however you literally turn into said substance meaning you lose all vital organs and cognitive functions which basically kills you.
azontr
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Granted. But she kills you by giving you a pat on the back due to being 7-C.
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Granted, however she's only real in your dreams.
Oliver_de_jesus
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I wish that I never made this wish.
azontr
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Granted. Except, the moment where you made the wish still exists, but it also doesn't since you didn't make it, causing a time paradox which destroys your existence.
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Douchebag Genie, I wish to Bargain.
Lou_change
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Error 404
Sure the answer is probably no however.
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