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Good. Ketchup nasty.Granted, you has it but it doesn't have ketchup
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Good. Ketchup nasty.Granted, you has it but it doesn't have ketchup
Ketchup sucks uwuGranted, you has it but it doesn't have ketchup
]:0Granted; however, you can never eat the hamburger.
Granted, but he's gonna clap ur mother 24/7 no breaki wish goku was real
done but this is the goku you geti wish goku was real
Now i can proudly say "my father can beat yours" to anyoneGranted, but he's gonna clap ur mother 24/7 no break
Granted, we go back to the hadeon eon and life as we know it never existsI wish climate change didn't actually happen.
Granted. He doesn't actually give gifts.I wish santa claus exists
Granted, now he exists and delivers gifts... you still have to pay for the gift and the delivery though.I wish santa claus exists
Granted. But once you do your pee pee disappears.I wish i could pee on the moon
XDGranted, now he exists and delivers gifts... you still have to pay for the gift and the delivery though.
You die by cosmic radiation and your pee freezes next to your bodyI wish i could pee on the moon
Granted but only in your imaginationI wish I had the power to control the weather.
You hear it.I wish whenever I tried to sleep a supernova went off somewhere in the universe randomly.
Granted the intergalactic rat empire declares war against your person.Granted. As per your wish, a supernova goes off randomly in the universe. Key word being randomly. You still have a chance to destroy Earth, the moon, the sun and/or anything nearby with every sleep you have.
I wish for every rat on the planet to die.
??? You.... Want to be given consequences to a wish before deciding what your wish is?You hear it.
I wish to decide the consequences of this wish in away that doesn't alter the nature of my existence until after I decide the results which will act a I intended.
Granted. However, matter from space propelled by these supernovas inexplicably lands near you, wherever & whenever you sleep, disturbing your rest. Because of these incidents, you & your locations are a constant point of scientific investigations, leaving your days without privacy, & your nights without peaceful rest.I wish whenever I tried to sleep a supernova went off somewhere in the universe randomly.
Wish granted, but you get yeeted into the most hellish of versesI wish whenever I sneezed I was propelled into a random fictional universe, but when I sneeze again I return to the normal universe.
The idea is I used the wish to turn the genie's corruption into something I control.??? You.... Want to be given consequences to a wish before deciding what your wish is?
You end up somewhere random inside said universes.I wish whenever I sneezed I was propelled into a random fictional universe, but when I sneeze again I return to the normal universe.
They follow you with awareness you are the cause.I wish whenever I walk anybody not walking started walking wherever I'm walking immediately.
I step on a crack and break your back.I wish I was ur mum.
Granted, however your puny human body can't contain such power and thus you explode into atoms as soon as you receive it.I wish I had the power. (He-Man reference.)
Granted, but things that benefit you normally now become negative. Oxygen is fatal now, and exercise can kill you.Granted, however your puny human body can't contain such power and thus you explode into atoms as soon as you receive it.
I wish for the ability to passively change any side effect to something that benefits me instead.
Granted, but every change give you a powerful pain and if someone separates a part of your liquid or gaseous state when you return to your solid state you are going to lose a part of your body randomly.I wish I could become any substance whether its solid liquid or gas.
Granted, however you literally turn into said substance meaning you lose all vital organs and cognitive functions which basically kills you.I wish I could become any substance whether its solid liquid or gas.
Granted, however she's only real in your dreams.Granted, but every change give you a powerful pain and if someone separates a part of your liquid or gaseous state when you return to your solid state you are going to lose a part of your body randomly.
I wish that ruby is real and that she loves me
I'll just say XDGranted. But she kills you by giving you a pat on the back due to being 7-C.
Now is sleeping timeGranted, however she's only real in your dreams.
Granted. Except, the moment where you made the wish still exists, but it also doesn't since you didn't make it, causing a time paradox which destroys your existence.I wish that I never made this wish.
Error 404I wish that I never made this wish.
Sure the answer is probably no however.Douchebag Genie, I wish to Bargain.