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Douchebag genie: Screw over peoples wishes
- Thread starter OriginFox
- Start date
Oliver_de_jesus
He/Him- 24,722
- 17,761
Granted. Made now the universe would be static and nothing would happen, the funny thing is that everything would be white
- 25,017
- 27,011
Granted, but without time, there won't be a moment where your wish was granted, meaning your wish won't get granted, creating something very confusing
Oliver_de_jesus
He/Him- 24,722
- 17,761
done but you are destined to be drained by a level 2 civilization
Valiant_Abyss
He/Him- 4,998
- 6,044
I wish to be able to transform, increase my strength significantly, and change my hair shape and color like a super saiyan.
- 7,932
- 8,867
Granted, but you are immediately destroyed by the joint effort of a trillion lions.
- 25,017
- 27,011
Everytime you do so, you feel immense pain to the point after you transform your get knocked immediately by all the pain you just felt, meaning you won't ever get to use that form
Valiant_Abyss
He/Him- 4,998
- 6,044
I wish to be immune to self inflicted pain.
- 7,932
- 8,867
Granted, but the only way to trigger the transformation is by letting someone beat you to half death and watching your loved ones get killed.
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
- 50,192
The world around you will now constantly try to inflict pain on you.
- 17,375
- 12,855
Granted, but you can't control when it happens, so you might end up becoming normal while fighting or turn super sayian god while hugging someone
Valiant_Abyss
He/Him- 4,998
- 6,044
I wish to be happy.
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
- 50,192
Granted. But your so happy your head explodes.
- 17,375
- 12,855
Granted, but the explosions protrude into another universe while you feel all of the heat
- 17,375
- 12,855
Granted, you can only be happy now
- 10,174
- 3,858
Granted, but you can only do so during a full moon. (Or this wish is handled already.)
Granted, but you can only do so while unprotected in the vacuum of space. (Also claimed already. Fast thread.)
I wish for Uranus to burst into treats.
- 17,375
- 12,855
Granted, you are now an abstract non sentient existence that is only mentioned thoroughly in the dictionary
- 25,017
- 27,011
Granted, but they are all smelly and inedible
- 25,017
- 27,011
Everyone around will feel the most intense pain and suffering. Leading to countless deaths and you just living a lonely existence
Valiant_Abyss
He/Him- 4,998
- 6,044
I wish to have a different Genie that isn't a douchebag.
Oliver_de_jesus
He/Him- 24,722
- 17,761
Granted. but you die by Madness hax type 3
wish: I want to purify my soul and erase all the bad memories, thoughts that torment me and especially my dark side who using the private search mode of google for things I don't want to say.
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
- 50,192
Granted. But this Genie cannot grant wishes.
Valiant_Abyss
He/Him- 4,998
- 6,044
y'know what. Fair enough.
- 7,932
- 8,867
Granted, you marry her and have a thousand young.
They are all extremely annoying and difficult to look at
I wish i had a penny in a cup
- 25,017
- 27,011
Then that's not a Genie owo
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
- 50,192
Ur mum.
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
- 50,192
Granted. But they come back a week later.I want to purify my soul and erase all the bad memories, thoughts that torment me and especially my dark side who using the private search mode of google for things I don't want to say.
- 10,174
- 3,858
Meh, Not my problem, lol; Uranus is over 2.9 billion KM from Earth, & even if they all have a trajectory for Earth, & don't burn up in the atmosphere, Uranus is much more massive; Being smelly & inedible is the last of the problems for if & when the treats arrive, lol.
Eh, kinda is. See Aladdin, for 1 example; In a lot of fiction, genies grant wishes because they have to to be granted their freedom. A genie that doesn't grant wishes is often one that just has its freedom.
You didn't specify who you mean, so your wish is granted so that any time "You" could have a different definition, you change to match that, leaving your existence eternally inconsistent.
I wish that everyone prior in this thread who wished for superpowers would get them stolen by Sheldon Dinkleberg &/or Gary Oak, who would viciously mock their victims at every opportunity.
Oliver_de_jesus
He/Him- 24,722
- 17,761
I mean nothing prevents me from being contaminated again, meh
azontr
He/Him- 40,579
- 50,192
Granted. But whenever you try to drink it the water becomes pee.
- 7,932
- 8,867
- 25,017
- 27,011
I wish to have hamburger
Nullflowerblush
He/Him- 9,822
- 8,657
Granted; however, you can never eat the hamburger.
Oliver_de_jesus
He/Him- 24,722
- 17,761
Granted, you has it but it doesn't have ketchup
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