Be My Rimworld Pawns

[Armorchompy]

• @Armorchompy has been feeding a small army out in the jungle by foraging for berries. Because of him they're actually foraging more than they can eat at all, so they're only gaining food.

I'm so wise and mystical tree-pilled bro i'm on that treebeard shit

 

[PhantomØ4]

Punch da shit out of the rocks 2 mine. (I have nothing to add, can you tell?)

Wait wtf I actually have a profile??? Lmao

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

@Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara's probability shit had some technically positive outcomes recently: a meteor made of psychic material flattened a tent, but that shit's TURBO valuable so no hard feelings there. It also like... warped the history of the Imperium, a little bit, and spawned in a 20 skill melee and 20 skill shooting warlord who immediately visited us with cracked out gear. He actually has a page in the above link, towards the bottom, he was just so nutty I had to.

You love to see it.

That's about it. More Fujiwara-driven probability shenanigans forthcoming.

@ everyone in this thread paypal me $5 if you want to avoid getting infected with parasites again

 

[Drite77]

everyone in this thread paypal me $5 if you want to avoid getting infected with parasites again

I don't have that

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

I don't have that

Looks like you're gettin' parasite blasted, buddy

 

[Drite77]

Looks like you're gettin' parasite blasted, buddy

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Can we cook and eat the blood shrimp

Can and in fact already did, yeah.

 

[azontr]

Can and in fact already did, yeah.

Delicious blood

 

[PsychoWarper]

@azontr, @PsychoWarper and @Shmooply fought a sudden onset horde of blood shrimp (they are not shrimp-like in stature but rather body shape, with sword-like claws). Psycho got his ass beat a little but not without taking some down.

For reference of what Bambu means:

Funny enough I believe I didnt even go down from this.

 

[ImmortalDread]

I am waiting for Bambu to finish his family tree, so I can re-draw it to a modern and better version.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

The most basic and pure form of the Family Tree is here.

ALSO: there's an 8-C AP upgrade feat for the guys that will affect most of you (some of you have relatively low-powered guns and so aren't going to scale). This will also make a lot of you sorta glass cannons since your durability gets slightly upgraded but not out of 9-A.

 

[Shmooply]

This is not a family tree this is a ******* railway network map.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

This is not a family tree this is a ******* railway network map.

Surely you wouldn't use that tone of voice with your father, Zindelo Dedecker

 

[PsychoWarper]

The most basic and pure form of the Family Tree is here.

ALSO: there's an 8-C AP upgrade feat for the guys that will affect most of you (some of you have relatively low-powered guns and so aren't going to scale). This will also make a lot of you sorta glass cannons since your durability gets slightly upgraded but not out of 9-A.

Wtf is that family tree

 

[Shmooply]

Surely you wouldn't use that tone of voice with your father, Zindelo Dedecker

Sounds like a dwarf that specializes in both wizardry and engineering.

 

[Armorchompy]

hey i've noticed the person i'm with has the same last name as my father is there a reason for that

 

[Mr. Bambu]

hey i've noticed the person i'm with has the same last name as my father is there a reason for that

Yeah, it's your last name and you got married lol

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Wtf is that family tree

shut up and get Lethal Company

 

[PsychoWarper]

shut up and get Lethal Company

 

[Mr. Bambu]

not a SINGLE person has laughed about the fact that Phantom is just written in there because the game didn't give him a mom or dad or anyone and he has not successfully struck up a relationship yet

 

[Shmooply]

I don't think we should be pointing and laughing at the anomaly with no set origin, best to leave it alone before anything bad happens.

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

wtf is going on between me and azontr

 

[Crabwhale]

Space-time itself is collapsing.

 

[Shmooply]

Bisexuals being a threat to existence, as per usual.

 

[PhantomØ4]

not a SINGLE person has laughed about the fact that Phantom is just written in there because the game didn't give him a mom or dad or anyone and he has not successfully struck up a relationship yet

I AM FLOATING IN THE VOID. I don’t think that even qualifies for a family tree.

 

[Armorchompy]

Yeah, it's your last name and you got married lol

oh lol

 

[Mr. Bambu]

wtf is going on between me and azontr

So

The red bits serve as "portals"

If there is a line that is interrupted by something, the red line means that the connected line continues until the next red line, through/under/whatever the obstacle

that ??? is whoever Crabwhale's mom is (unnamed)

you and Azontr are (regrettably) still husband and wife, you have three kids, all of which are dead

(For the record, I literally can't help you guys being married, you don't even talk to each other anymore but both of you are attractive enough that you remain together and nobody else in the colony is a gay woman so nobody tries to flirt with you to get you away from Azontr, y'all are cursed)

 

[Shmooply]

Even in the game world Fuji is bitchless.

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

So

The red bits serve as "portals"

If there is a line that is interrupted by something, the red line means that the connected line continues until the next red line, through/under/whatever the obstacle

that ??? is whoever Crabwhale's mom is (unnamed)

you and Azontr are (regrettably) still husband and wife, you have three kids, all of which are dead

(For the record, I literally can't help you guys being married, you don't even talk to each other anymore but both of you are attractive enough that you remain together and nobody else in the colony is a gay woman so nobody tries to flirt with you to get you away from Azontr, y'all are cursed)

Too hot to get divorced, but not hot enough to get any bitches, huh

 

[Crabwhale]

Too hot to get divorced, but not hot enough to get any bitches, huh

The forbidden rizz level between 68 and 69

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I AM FLOATING IN THE VOID. I don’t think that even qualifies for a family tree.

a seed, perhaps

 

[Drite77]

Wait, Persephone has children?

 

[PhantomØ4]

a seed, perhaps

No one lets me hit to make it sprout though

 

[azontr]

Bisexuals being a threat to existence, as per usual.

Bisexual, more like Bisingularity

 

[Crabwhale]

Bisexual, more like Bisingularity

You and Fuji are both gay for opposite teams and then fusion dance to become 200% bisexual.

 

[azontr]

I am bi, boyo. Fuji is the one who is straight-up rainbow colored.

 

[Crabwhale]

I am bi, boyo.

Ya could've fooled me, BBC man.

 

[Shmooply]

wild

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I am coming to ask again: who wants to leave this planet, and see the stars? We have an event that we can attack a heavily fortified position consisting of about 30 space-age hostiles who are attempting to leave the planet. Fairly confident we can do it. The playthrough is not over, but I can succeed some of your goals now.

Previously when I asked, @BasedNecoScaler69 and @Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara asked to be sent to space. Is anyone joining them?

 

[Drite77]

I want to stay and see how the world will burn for now