Be My Rimworld Pawns

[Mr. Bambu]

Oh wow, do the pawns that got cucked hate him? Cause that's ****** up '-'

They do, being cheated on gives a -35 social standing. However, Shmooply has bionics and genetic modifiers that make him beautiful, which gives a +40 social standing. He's still in the hole a bit for most of 'em but not by much. Really says something about life.

 

[Shmooply]

Im going to introduce 200,000 amps into Shmooply to see if being a vampire lets him survive 1,000,000 times the lethal level of electricity.

Me:

 

[Drite77]

They do, being cheated on gives a -35 social standing. However, Shmooply has bionics and genetic modifiers that make him beautiful, which gives a +40 social standing. He's still in the hole a bit for most of 'em but not by much. Really says something about life.

Indeed... bet he will have another affair by the end of the week

 

[PsychoWarper]

I thought you were focused on becoming a Lich instead of having a wife '-'

That doesnt make getting cucked easier, which is why I intend on preforming an electric lobotomy on Shmooply

 

[PsychoWarper]

Me:

Imma disintegrate your brain

 

[ImmortalDread]

@ImmortalDread has SKYROCKETED in terms of royal rank, she went from the first rank to second to last one in a single ceremony. She now has druid hippy magic that manipulates emotions and can summon animals.

I am a such genius person.

 

[Shmooply]

Imma disintegrate your brain

Wrong, you'll just supercharge it. Which will be your undoing because you'll give me average intellect.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Wrong, you'll just supercharge it. Which will be your undoing because you'll give me average intellect.

Even supercharged average is wank

 

[Mr. Bambu]

• @Comiphorous and @BasedNecoScaler69's kid, Jebediah (I call him Jesus, harhar), is probably autistic. For traits I've given him both Too Smart and Fast Learner, so now for his burning passion skills he has a 375% learning speed. I'm contemplating giving him a learning assistant, or maybe a positronic brain.
• We will now begin mindbreaking prisoners for recruitment since I don't value them for their minds nor souls but rather their bodies to be laid across the grinder of war and rent and torn.
• @Nierre has been given psychic powers (focusing on the healing tree) to catch her up with the rest of y'all. Medical 6 plus psionic healing capabilities should make her rapidly catch up to the likes of @Crabwhale and @Epiccheev so we have a third turbo good medic (plus a few not turbo good ones).
• @BasedNecoScaler69 is forming a secret society with the sheep. not really. just walking them around the pen. I felt like I should report something for you since I haven't in awhile. you uh. you have brain implants now that give you a HUD irl? that's gotta be something.
• @azontr and @GreyFang82 have destroyed an enemy I was earnestly terrified of, an Odin, which was a mech that spammed lightning summons and stunning EMP pulses around it. With azontr taking most of the hits and a small team of our NPC colonists (Black Hedgehog, Ulvarson, and Perreault), you guys managed to kill it before it decapitated @azontr. All it cost was a leg. azontr's leg. His left one, to be precise. We did this for Honor, and unfortunately I can't bestow it on someone who didn't assist, so congrats azontr, you took the worst beating so you're a low-tier noble now. (This is also a Tier 8 physical AP feat, btw, absolutely massive)
• I about shit myself just now since after that fight I called a shuttle to bring you guys home and the game informed me that the caravan was lost and all the colonists were gone. The shuttle arrived a bit later but still, heart-attack inducing.
• Thanks to the mindbreaking process, we can rapidly produce basic super soldiers still with more or less no downside. The Bellator geneline is still reserved for more important folk since that requires something extra to maintain (either a bionic like the nuclear stomach, or a FUCKLOAD of food).

 

[azontr]

• @azontr and @GreyFang82 have destroyed an enemy I was earnestly terrified of, an Odin, which was a mech that spammed lightning summons and stunning EMP pulses around it. With azontr taking most of the hits and a small team of our NPC colonists (Black Hedgehog, Ulvarson, and Perreault), you guys managed to kill it before it decapitated @azontr. All it cost was a leg. azontr's leg. His left one, to be precise. We did this for Honor, and unfortunately I can't bestow it on someone who didn't assist, so congrats azontr, you took the worst beating so you're a low-tier noble now. (This is also a Tier 8 physical AP feat, btw, absolutely massive)

You were my strongest opponent since Dragonfly Slayer, giant robot. I'll never forget you.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Yall MFs getting mortal enemies and shit while I nuked a ******* squirrel from existence

 

[Drite77]

We will now begin mindbreaking prisoners for recruitment since I don't value them for their minds nor souls but rather their bodies to be laid across the grinder of war and rent and torn.

There is a joke to be made with this that I don't know if Bambu is aware

 

[Epiccheev]

A few more fights and Azontr will become the living equivalent of the "Ship of theseus"

 

[Comiphorous]

• @Comiphorous and @BasedNecoScaler69's kid, Jebediah (I call him Jesus, harhar), is probably autistic. For traits I've given him both Too Smart and Fast Learner, so now for his burning passion skills he has a 375% learning speed. I'm contemplating giving him a learning assistant, or maybe a positronic brain.

I demand you change his last name to Christoff.

 

[Crabwhale]

A few more fights and Azontr will become the living equivalent of the "Ship of theseus"

Been there, done that. I'm more steel than flesh these days.

 

[Shmooply]

@BasedNecoScaler69 is forming a secret society with the sheep. not really. just walking them around the pen. I felt like I should report something for you since I haven't in awhile. you uh. you have brain implants now that give you a HUD irl? that's gotta be something.

Damn, Fate fans struggle to be interesting even in video games.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Wait a second… Im a Fate fan

 

[GreyFang82]

Wait a second… Im a Fate fan

E

 

[PsychoWarper]

E

What I like cool fights with mythical figures, UBW was literally the firdt anime I watched

 

[Crabwhale]

Wait a second… Im a Fate fan

You heard what he said.

 

[GreyFang82]

All the pawns in our settlement in a nutshell:

 

[Drite77]

All the pawns in our settlement in a nutshell:

As far as I know my pawn is just chilling in his lab... for some reason he likes to have kids '-', probably the only thing innacurate about me is that

 

[PsychoWarper]

You heard what he said.

Die

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I will feed Psycho to the nuclear reactor with haste, my lords

 

[azontr]

All the pawns in our settlement in a nutshell:

I already have power.

 

[BasedNecoScaler69]

Damn, Fate fans struggle to be interesting even in video games.

calling all of typemoon fate is a sin round these parts

 

[Mr. Bambu]

calling all of typemoon fate is a sin round these parts

your punishment for knowing the difference is 10 years eating without a table

 

[Crabwhale]

I will feed Psycho to the nuclear reactor with haste, my lords

Mashallah.

 

[PsychoWarper]

I will feed Psycho to the nuclear reactor with haste, my lords

Imma curse all you *******, endless Hurricane on your land yall dont get to do shit forever.

 

[Shmooply]

Killing everyone won't change the fact you're a ᴄuck.

 

[azontr]

Killing everyone won't change the fact you're a ᴄuck.

One cannot be a ****, with nobody to **** him.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Killing everyone won't change the fact you're a ᴄuck.

… Bambu id like to Mindbreak this man.

Also simply being cheated on cause you are **** doesnt make me a **** you shit ass.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

PvP is not enabled, you'll have to make it look like an accident

 

[PsychoWarper]

PvP is not enabled, you'll have to make it look like an accident

Oh no one of the suicide bombers Anti-Matter explosions went off next to his casket, how sad.

 

[Shmooply]

… Bambu id like to Mindbreak this man.

My mind's already way more broken than a person in poverty.

PvP is not enabled, you'll have to make it look like an accident

This ain't no Dwarf Fortress.

 

[PsychoWarper]

My mind's already way more broken than a person in poverty.

Given the Toji pfp you are probably in poverty due to gambling

 

[Shmooply]

Given the Toji pfp you are probably in poverty due to gambling

I said my mind's more broke than a poor person, I never said I live in poverty. Clearly you became illiterate after the psych damage I did to you.

 

[GreyFang82]

Imma curse all you *******, endless Hurricane on your land yall dont get to do shit forever.

You cannot hurt me with psychic abilities

 

[PsychoWarper]

I said my mind's more broke than a poor person, I never said I live in poverty. Clearly you became illiterate after the psych damage I did to you.

Who says I was ever literate? I got my powers from eating people not reading like a ******* nerd

 

[PsychoWarper]

You cannot hurt me with psychic abilities

Imma throw a rock at you