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the real world

  1. Flashlight237

    Yellow Spotted Lizard vs King Cobra: Battle of the Deadliest Reptiles

    Well, this might be a doozy. We have the deadliest reptiles pitted against each other. We have the Yellow Spotted Lizard from Holes, which is a fictitious lizard that would kill a man nearly instantly, then we have the King Cobra, a snake that ate venomous snakes and has a venomous bite that can...
  2. Dusty_Raider

    Central Bearded Dragon vs A Rat

    Fight takes place in small terrarium and the Central Bearded Dragon is a fully grown adult and bloodlusted and the Rat isn't carrying any diseases. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Central_Bearded_Drago https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Rat_(Real_World) Pet: 6 Pest: They get separated and...
  3. Flashlight237

    Rematch of the Bears

    So yeah, this is gonna get real. We got a flippin cave bear against a polar bear. Yeah, it's kind of a rematch between a brown bear and a polar bear, but come on. Both are kinda equal in size. They both lived in cold climates, with one having lived in the Ice Age while the other is living in the...
  4. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Tyrannosaurus rex vs Gremlins

    Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World) vs Gremlin (Horrorclix) Set-Up A thundering roar shakes the quiet neighborhood of Morten. The giant lizard king smells flesh. The sweet smell of carrion is intoxicating to the beast. It knows not how it got here, but it hungers. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. The heavy steps...
  5. Stalker_Maggot

    The Courier vs Composite Human

    The Courier vs Composite Human Rules: The Courier has his full aresnal Composite Human has all weapons and vechiles up to 8-C Speed is equalized Both have 30 minutes of prep
  6. TheArsenal1212

    Composite Human travels back in time to WW2 (1-0-0)

    Ok, so before anyone cries out in frustration, I think I have a way to make this interesting. Composite Human has to beat 5 of the men by himself. Excluding Baker because he was supposed to replace Kinch after he left the show so having both wouldn't really work. Composite Human has a standard...
  7. Anttron224

    About Notable Real Life/Folklore animals

    Recently my Gustave page was deleted, and then Two-Toed Tom was as well after having a discussion with an admin. Their reasoning was that real life individuals, whether they be a person or an animal, do not belong on the wiki. But when I checked the rules about 3 times, it only states about real...
  8. Stalker_Maggot

    Eric LeBlanc vs Thanos

    Eric LeBlanc vs Thanos Simonattoi Speed = SBA
  9. Stalker_Maggot

    Composite Human fights a demon slayer

    Composite Human vs Doomguy Composite Human has all weapons that are 9-A and lower Doomguy is 9-A and has all 9-A weapons Both have 1 day of prep Speed is equalized
  10. The_Smashor

    Composite Human vs Fifteen

    Rules: Speed Equalized. CH has prior knowledge and can have any weapons and armors up to 9-B, but no vehicles. CH has an hour of prep. Battle takes place in an abandoned building. Composite Human: Fiftee: 7 (Iapitus The Impaler, Wokista, Paulo.junior.969, TheArsenal1212, Blackcurrant91...
  11. Walker21232123

    1294 vs real life cat

    Rule: battle this place in wood near a lagoon. This is battle to the die No haxs SCP-1294: Domestic Cat:
  12. Stalker_Maggot

    Composite Human fights a plague doctor (GRACE)

    Composite Human vs SCP-049 Both are 9-C Speed equalized Both have prior knowledge and a hour of prep Composite Human the following: A AK-47, A Katana (Real Life), A Thompson Submachine Gu, A Fire Axe, A Kukri (Real World), and a AK-308
  13. Likelytierzero

    Should we add durability nullification to Nuclear profile.

    Heat effect to molecule and atom and destroy atom bonding. I don't know mcuh. But i will add more information after.
  14. Stalker_Maggot

    Gods of prep

    Batman (Post-Flashpoint) vs Composite Human CH can get any 8-C weapons Speed = Hellbat Armor is banned (Anything above 8-C is banned) Both have a month of prep
  15. GyroNutz

    What AP does it take to remove the core of a star?

    Title ^ For argument's sake, the star in question is our sun, and the timeframe is small.
  16. Stalker_Maggot

    Composite Human goes Snake Hunting

    Composite Human fights Arbok Both have 1 week of prep and both havs prior knowledge Speed equalized Both at 7-A SBA ...
  17. Stalker_Maggot

    Composite Human vs Mr. Deeds

    Composite Human fights SCP-662 Rules: Both are 9-C Speed equalized Both have a day of prep and prior knowledge Composite Human and Mr. Deeds has all weapons that are 9-C
  18. YungManzi

    The Real World: Possibilities

    What powers or weapons from fictional verses do you think could realistically appear in The Real World at some point? It can be from now to 5000 years in the future. I'll start. I think Longevity is a legit possibility.
  19. Flashlight237

    Olimar vs Rabbit (Real World)

    So apparently, Olimar got an upgrade to 22.6 joules. A rabbit, on the other hand, has a durability of 23.9 joules for a large wild European rabbit. This is going to be an interesting match... That aside, speed is equalized in this match. Granted, there's a good chance a rabbit can trample...
  20. Walker21232123

    You can add Pug

    Pug (real life) plz
  21. Flashlight237

    American Bullfrog vs Rat

    So yeah, one is a predator that is basically capable of eating almost anything smaller than itself while the other is obviously vermin. Yep! We're going there! Bullfrogs and rats are of similar size, with one capable of suplexing similarly-sized members of their own size and the other capable of...
  22. Flashlight237

    Triceratops vs a T. Rex-Sized Elephant

    So yeah, shit's gonna get real here. So, a Triceratops was believed to be capable of killing one of our modern-day elephants in an older VBW thread and fighting off T. Rexes in real life (which can go up to 14 tonnes with the correct models and 18.5 tonnes if we go off more incorrect models)...
  23. Flashlight237

    Lateral Line Organs in Fish

    Hey there. So, I was recently informed by ArmorChompy about something concerning fish while debating whether a household fish or some pest would win in a battle and, well, this was basically the deal.: "Anyway, uh, rat fra, though the Goldfish does have the Lateral Line organs, which are things...
  24. Jeune_fou

    A profile for the kangaroo?

    Hello everyone, I was wondering if you thought the kangaroo (real world) could have profile. Those animals are quick, have good reflexes and can attack with a great force.
  25. The_Smashor

    Minor Composite Human ability addition

    Composite Human should have Type 1 Corruption. Talking people into being evil is something that humanity is more than capable of doing. Just look at most dictators. Type 1 Corruption almost seems like it was made for CH.
  26. Flashlight237

    Goldfish vs Rat

    So yeah, this is gonig to be an interesting one, though I'm probably only saying this because at least things will be a bit fair. We have a goldfish, which is pretty much a carp, against a rat. This is going to be interesting because a rat isn't necessarily disadvantaged by the aquatic...
  27. Stalker_Maggot

    Ebola Virus vs Necroa Virus

    Rules: 10-C Versions Speed equalized Profiles: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Necroa_Virus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ebola_Virus Fictional Virus: Real Virus: Inconclusive:
  28. Jackythejack

    (Grace) Chicken vs. Small Monkeys

    Small Monkeys from Rhythm Heaven, that is. So, a chicken is set up against five of these small, 10-C monkeys. Fight takes place in a restaurant kitchen, speed is equalized. Who wins? this is one of the stupidest matches I've done Chicke Composite Monkeys (Rhythm Heaven):
  29. Buttersamuri

    Rexy vs a T rex

    It had to happen. Rexy vs a real life Tyrannosaurus rex Takes place outside. It's night Middle of the streets Win via KO or Death Bloodlusted Who wins and why? Without ski: With Ski: Inconclusive/Draw:
    • Buttersamuri
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    • night at the museum rexy the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
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  30. Dusty_Raider

    Magikarp vs Colossal Squid

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Colossal_Squid https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Magikarp Fight takes place near the sea floor, magikarp only has the moves it learns naturally, and speed is equalized. Pokemon: 2 Real World: Jojo:
  31. Aguywhodoesthings

    Planarian profile

    i would like a real world Planarian profile so here's what i made Plagaria Summary A Planarian is one of many flatworms of the class Turbellarian Powers and Stats Tier:10-C Name:Planarian Origin:The Real World Gender: varies (Planaria can be sexual or asexual) Age: varies...
  32. Buttersamuri

    I find the Defendent, Tyrannosaurus rex, Guilty! (Concluded)

    the judge is at it again with finding people guilty. This time, he finds a T rex guilty of rampaging through the city. Naturally. It attacks him. Takes place in the courthouse Speed is equal Judge gets his gavel Who wins and why? GUILTY: 7 ROAR: 1 Inconclusive/Draw:
    • Buttersamuri
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    • ace attorney the judge (ace attorney) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. ArbitraryNumbers

    Giant Squid Downgrade

    Why do we have the squid as well level? Just because it can scar a sperm whale? That's nowhere near the same as doing lethal damage to its body, or overpowering it in strength, and I'm sure the squid can't do either. I don't know what we're going to downgrade it to, but it certainly isn't...
  34. Stalker_Maggot

    Detective Pikachu vs Thanos (GRACE)

    Rules: 9-B versions Speed equalized Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Detective_Pikachu https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Thanos_Simonattoi Pikachu: 7 Thanos: Inconclusive:
  35. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Burns vs a bloodlusted bumblebee

    An abnormally aggressive bumblebee has flown into Burns's office, and is intent on stinging him over and over again (only Western honeybees die when they sting). Burns has his shoes and a newspaper. Win conditions for Burns are killing the bee or forcing it out of his office. Win conditions for...
  36. Jackythejack

    Real Life vs. Fiction (Drone vs. Casinir Gheft)

    My last real world vs. Fiction fight didn't really go anywhere and honestly I wasn't happy with the match in the first place, so let's go with some 10-C matches, shall we? Casimir Gheft was walking through the fields when day when he sees the flying drone. The drone's pilot, some rich kid with...
  37. Armorchompy

    Composite Human vs Hax Incarnate

    Alright, I'm going to start things off by saying that this is the first battle I make, so sorry if I make any mistakes. Anyway, here we go, even if this is a stomp one way or the other, it'll be an interesting thought experience. The combatants are...
    • Armorchompy
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    • kilgrave (marvel cinematic universe) marvel cinematic universe the real world
    • Replies: 101
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Stalker_Maggot

    Blobfish vs Goldfish (GRACE)

    I like this fight, because I don't have to equalize anything But Speed is = SBA Profiles: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Blobfish https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Goldfish Blob: 7 Gold: Inconclusive: 1
  39. Keeweed

    Has this been done yet: Connie vs the Composite Human

    The CH has a 9-B+ or 9-A weapon (if someone has a suggestion for a 9-B+ that isn't as cumbersome as holding a bag of bricks let me know) along with a bucket of acid, a flash bang, and a canister of poisonous gas. Speed Equalized and Connie has Rose's sword. Can fight people thousands of years...
    • Keeweed
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    • connie maheswaran steven universe (verse) the real world
    • Replies: 84
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. XitSign

    Grizzly Bear VS Hippopotamus

    I don't have any sort of clever setup or reason for this one...me and a friend were just playing some videogames the other day and asked a life changing question. "Who would win, a Hippo or a Bear?" Why? We were playing Sly Cooper 2 and doing a mission where Murray had to steal bear cubs and it...
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