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the real world

  1. Flashlight237

    Orcas vs Megalodon, But This Time It's More Rule-Abiding

    While this thread was made before, that thread was made before rules were set in place to ban the use of Rounds in match-ups. Might as well set this up, this time with a hopefully better set-up. By that, I mean better terms. Here goes. 1. This is a pack of six orcas (enough to kill a healthy...
  2. Sans2345

    Saber-Toothed Tiger vs Cattle

    Both 9-B speed equalized battle takes place in a cow grazing field win via death or KO the cow is bloodlusted SBA Saber-Toothed Tiger: 1 (Dusty Raider) Cattle: 0 Inconclusive: 0 mooooo VS
  3. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    A decrepit old angel versus a bee

    The Authority is in his crystal prison suffering when a bloodlusted BumbleBee gets into it and decides to kill him. The old angel can only attack by trying to crush the pest with his hands. Win via death or outliving.
  4. Bobsican

    Setsuna F. Seiei Vs. Thanos

    Both at tier 9, speed equalized. The Innovator The Purple Boy Rawwwwr!
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • setsuna f. seiei thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Sans2345

    Megalodon Ception

    Both 9-B speed equalized battle takes place in the ocean both bloodlusted win via death or KO SBA Megalodo: 0 Megalodo: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  6. Stalker_Maggot

    Profile Requests

    I want to see if I can get A Bayonet and a Panzerschreck a profile on the vs wiki. Here is what I have Bayonet Summary The Bayonet was made in the 17th century in Bayonne, France. It was highly popular in Britain, and The Bayonet became a popular in tool in combat. After WW1, the weapon...
  7. Dusty_Raider

    Extinction Challenge

    Your just chilling in your house when a bloodlusted Dodo appears out of nowhere and attacks you. Assuming defeat this bird, a random letter will appear in front of you. " If your reading this then congrats! you defeated the your first oppoent. Who I am isn't important all you need to know is...
    • Dusty_Raider
    • Thread
    • dodo thanos simonattoi the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  8. GyroNutz

    The Composite Human of YOUR Favourite Verse

    Here's an idea that I hope is fresh. What would the Composite Human of your favourite verse be like? How OP would they be? If they went rogue, who would be able to stop them? Note: If your favourite verse has no humans in it (e.g. Kung Fu Panda), then do it for your second favourite verse, etc...
    • GyroNutz
    • Thread
    • dragon ball reality - fiction interaction the real world
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  9. Glitch_Trainer_MangleMan25

    Cool Spot VS a fly

    Summary 7UP's mascot comes face to face with the average household's worst nemesis...A disgusting, worthless piece of filth. The battle will take place on an abandoned dock overseeing a lake. Cool Spot'll have had time to prep a 7UP bottle boat beneath him in the water should he have to...
  10. Stalker_Maggot

    Gibby fights a cow

    Gibby fights a cattle Rules: Both at 9-C Speed equalized The rest is SBA Profies: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Gibby_Gibso https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cattle GIBBY!!: The Cow: 2 Inconculsive:
  11. KingEzran

    (Concluded) Spider-Man Noir vs CH

    CH gets a katana and a Atchisson Assault Shotgu. Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field -Range: 2.5 meters -Win via death Votes: Noir: 7 CH: 0
  12. KingEzran

    Being to broken for the wiki is against the law, Composite Human

    This is Law Enforcer vs Composite Human. CH gets all weapons up to 9-B. Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field -Range: 2.5 meters -Win via death Votes: CH: 1 Law Enforcer: 0
  13. LordGriffin1000

    Leaving VS Battle Wiki

    Don't worry, this won't be a long post. Hello everyone, yup, what the title says is true. I'm leaving the wiki for likely a very long time. I won't be going into detail but right now, very serious events are happening in my life that have been effect my physcal and mental health and if I don't...
  14. Kiryu2012

    Spinosaurus vs Sarcosuchus

    Spinosaurus vs Sarcosuchus Both are adults at maximum size.
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • sarcosuchus (real world) spinosaurus (real world) the real world
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Flashlight237

    Who's The Strongest In The Farm? (Cattle vs Horse)

    So yeah, this is going to be an interesting thread. Here, we have two of the biggest animals that preschoolers consider "farm animals." Yeah, I quoted that because while cows and horses are both part of teaching preschoolers what farm animals are, only the cattle is a farm animal in an actual...
  16. Bowser-us

    Real World - the most powerful phenomenon

    What is the highest tier in the real world? can it be a black hole?
  17. CrackerVolley

    Smol Flightless Borb vs Smol Vocaloid Parody

    I am willing to do anything to avoid working on my essay (also the idea of a kiwi possibly killing someone is actually hillarious). 10-B Versions, Speed Equalized, Hachune can't use Size Manip Kiwi : 3 (Akid, Dusty, Procrastinarion) Hachune :
  18. Nemo212

    T-Rex Picture Inaccurate, Tabber Inconsistency

    T-rex, contrary to now-popular belief, likely did not have feathers, as they would have caused them to overheat. Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t-rex-skin-was-not-covered-feathers-study-says-180963603/ If a new picture is necessary, I'd like to nominate this digital...
    • Nemo212
    • Thread
    • great white shark the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Content Revision
  19. WindGodAcheron

    Gorilla vs. Lion

    King Kong takes on the King of the Jungle. Who comes out on top? Assume an eastern male gorilla vs. a male african lion. Gorilla
  20. Kiryu2012

    Orca vs Spinosaurus

    Orca vs Spinosaurus Fight takes place in an Alaskan sea The orca in this fight is an adult male.
  21. Stalker_Maggot

    Ice Bear vs a Polar Bear (GRACE)

    Ice Bear needs more fights so... Rules: Both at 9-B Speed equalized The rest is SBA Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ice_Bear https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Polar_Bear Ice Bear: 7 Polar Bear: Inconclusive:
  22. CBtheDB

    Anime VS Netflix Adaptation: Biology Edition

    After taking down Osmosis Jones, our polymorphonuclear friend takes on another fictionalized version of himself. U-1146 is patrolling the bloodstream like normal until he sees a scurrying blob crawling through the cracks of a nearby 'building,' clearly transmigrating. Confronting the blob, the...
    • CBtheDB
    • Thread
    • cells at work! neutrophil the real world white blood cell (cells at work!)
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. Kiryu2012

    Tyrannosaurus rex vs Giganotosaurus

    Tyrannosaurus rex vs Giganotosaurus Fight takes place on a grassland with a shallow river, with both dinosaurs starting about 6 meters apart. Both are adult females in their prime.
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • giganotosaurus (real world) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. Jackythejack

    Real World V. Fiction (Dilophsaurus vs. Apollo Creed)

    Soooo to continue out little tournament of power to see who is the mightiest, today we have these two set up against each other. The real world is already having a surprising win streak against fiction, with them already claiming two fictional lives in the form of Plushtrap and even Superman...
  25. Insecurity97

    Composite Human 5-B upgrade

    So, CH defeated Thunder McQueen, who inconned Goku, a 5-B character mind you. This should boost up CH to 5-B attack potency
  26. Flashlight237

    How the Heck Did They Survive? (Minions vs Velociraptor)

    I dunno how minions managed to survive, but considering T. Rex appeared around 68 million years ago and velociraptors have been around until the mass extinction event 65 or 66 million years ago, it's likely minions had to have fought off something in order to survive and live into the modern...
  27. Kiryu2012

    9-B Monster Brackets Remastered Round 5

    Roughly a mile or so to the bar's right, a great lake stretched out across the land. Surrounded from all sides by reeds and cattails, the body of water was home to a wide variety of species, and many more came to it's edge continously to drink from it. And right now, the lake would be getting a...
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • jurassic park omega 09 (jurassic park) sarcosuchus (real world) the real world
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. Insecurity97

    Hank Hill fights a goddamn t-rex

    Hank knows that a t-rex is coming to Arlen, so he gets 20 minutes of prep Hank is 9-B, speed is equalized, and he has a shotgun on him. He's also bloodlusted because he wants to protect his family from the dinosaur Why dig for t-rex fossils when you can just mow a lawn?: 3 T-rex: 0 McQueenie: 0
    • Insecurity97
    • Thread
    • hank hill king of the hill the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. KingEzran

    Baldi vs Real World Lion

    Let's get into the details of this versus thread. -Speed Equalized -Both in Character -Location: Open field -Range: 2 meters -Win via death Votes: Baldi: 2 Lion: 2
    • KingEzran
    • Thread
    • baldi baldi's basics in education and learning lion (real world) the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. Jackythejack

    Composite Human fights a Lion (REMATCH)

    I was gonna type a story to go along with this, but CH doesn't have a personality so it wouldn't be interesting enough in my opinion. So, let's just get right to the basics. They both start about twenty five feet away from each other. They start in the African savanna, where there's mostly...
  31. Flashlight237

    Puppet Pig Meets Real Pig (ALF vs Wild Boar)

    Finally I remembered wanting to do a topic featuring pigs. Here, we have ALF, the alien puppet pig from an 80s sitcom, against a real wild pig. Now, if typical weight ranges are anything to go by, male tigers go from 90 to 306 kg, with the median value being 198 kg. Giant Ussuri boars, on the...
  32. Jackythejack

    (ONE VOTE LEFT) Fiction vs. Reality (AKA, Superman fights a Dead Fish)

    So just to set this up, we'll say that superman was enjoying a great day on the beach with some friends when suddenly a prehistoric aquatic animal comes in to munch on his friends, so Superman leaps out into the water to go stop this terrible fiend. Speed is equalized. Superman (Smallville)...
  33. Sans2345

    Woolly Mammoth vs Allosaurus

    Both 9-B tier Speed equalized win via death or KO battle takes place in a large field SBA Allosaurus: 0 Woolly Mammoth: 0 Inconclusive: 0 VS
  34. Flashlight237

    Fireworks: How Powerful Are They?

    Hey there. So... While fireworks aren't used as weapons, they are used as such in a variety of cartoons. In real life, the best display of strength I found from them was when a small firecracker did this to ice that's two inches thick.: https://youtu.be/gsiS9QpnzZA?t=31 Bear in mind, this...
  35. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns fights some goldfish

    Mr. Burns is in a good mood today, so he wants to piss off PETA by bullying some goldfish Fight takes place in Burns' office, and the goldfish are in a bowl filled with clean water. Winner via death, KO or incap Me irl: 0 The snack that smiles back: 0 Cheez-Its: 0
  36. Insecurity97

    Pitbull vs. Chimpanzee

    I know it's been done before, but the original thread died so here's a new one Speed is equalized, both sides bloodlusted and the fight takes place in an open backyard American Pitbull: 0 Chimpanzee: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  37. Jackythejack

    (Added) Real World vs. Fiction: Plushtrap vs. Anomalocaris

    Part of a little series of fights I wanna work on. Hopefully it goes alright. Here we go. Speed is gonna be equalized, fight takes place on a beach and neither combatant knows a thing about the other. Who wins and why? Tiny Bunny of Death: Anorith but not actually: 6
  38. SpelunkyDunkey

    A chicken fights it's long lost relative

    Chicke vs Dodo 10-C versions used, speed equalised, the dodo knows the chicken is a threat. WHO WINS? Chicken: 0 Dodo: 7 KFC Dodo-Chicken Bucket Meal: 1
  39. Votron5

    Composite Human Additions

    Found a lot of feats to add to CH Durability Darryle Jacob was hit by an Amtrak train that was going 110 mph and lived with just some fractured bones and scratches John Ferraro's skull is 16 mm thick which is 2.3x thicker than the average human skull. Kenny Bräck survived 214g in a race car...
  40. Kiryu2012

    Thanos Simonattoi vs African Lion (Coalition of 2)

    Thanos Simonattoi vs African Lio (Coalition of 2) Both lions are male.
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