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mr. burns

  1. Imaginym

    How was Mr. Burns overturned by an ant?

    This has puzzled me for a while. One of the feats we cite for Mr. Burns's 10-C rating is him failing to crush an ant beneath his foot. We even show a GIF of it on his profile! It's the first in the slideshow, in fact! But HOW did the ant do this? Even a tiny, low average weight man with a...
  2. Stalker_Maggot

    Woody vs Mr. Burns (GRACE)

    Woody (Toy Story) vs Mr. Burns Both are 10-C Speed is equalized
  3. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns fights a Turtle

    Mr Burns is going up against a turtle from ASDF. Speed is equal Takes place in Burns mansion Burns is blood lusted The turtle is in character Who wins and why? Mine Turtle: Mr. Burns: Inconclusive/Draw: 3
  4. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns bullies a Mall Cop

    Mr. Burns decided it was time to find his next victim. He went and assaulted Paul Blart. Who was about to make an arrest, until, oh no, his Hypoglycemia starts taking effect, and he doesn't have any sweets to eat. Can he still beat Mr. Burns 10-C versions are used Speed doesn't need to be...
  5. Buttersamuri

    Battle of the Old Men

    John Kramer decides to end his last victim personally. Mr. Burns himself. However, he is in his End of life state Both 10-C John doesn't get his blade No previous knowledge on each other Mr. Burns gets that baseball bat he had once John gets a wheelchair Takes place in Mr. Burns office...
  6. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Big Boy Burns fights a crippled boy

    Mr burns vs Jimmy Valmer, Mr.burns sees jimmy and thinks of his early days of being a bully and decides he wants to relieve it but more malice and decides to try and kill the little boy both at 10-c jimmy will have his cruches both blood lusted battle takes place at a park with no one there but...
  7. Modernmyrmidon

    Mr. Burns vs a Yellow Pikmin (1 more vote)

    Both 10-C Both Bloodlusted Speed equalized Yellow Pikmin- 7 Mr. Burns- 0
  8. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr. Burns vs Ono

    Rules: Both at 10-C Speed equalized Burns: 1 Ono: 1 Inconclusive:
  9. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr. Burns vs Heihei (GRACE)

    Rules: Both at 10-C Speed equalized The rest is SBA Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Heihei Burns: Heihei: 7 Inconclusive:
  10. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns vs A Gun

    Here's what happens. A person has a gun. A Kolibri Pistolbwith a single Bullet. They shoot at Mr Burns. He is not aloud to get any outside help to heal him He is 5 feet away from the gun Mr. Burns wins if he survives. The gun wins if Mr Burns dies. Being knocked unconscious isn't a win. It's...
  11. Buttersamuri

    Burns Upgrade

    Ok. It is fun and all to think of Burns as stupidly weak. Which he is Attack wise. But he has taken punchings from homer, beatings from Abe (who scales to homer), Hits from Bart, and a room of gold falling on him and much more and survived. Really. He should get an upgrade to Varies from below...
  12. Creaturemaster971

    A Scrooge vs a Strategian

    Mr. Burns vs Togame Speed is equalized, battle takes place in Mr. Burns's office. SBA otherwise Burns: 1 Togame: 2 Inconclusive:
  13. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Burns vs a bloodlusted bumblebee

    An abnormally aggressive bumblebee has flown into Burns's office, and is intent on stinging him over and over again (only Western honeybees die when they sting). Burns has his shoes and a newspaper. Win conditions for Burns are killing the bee or forcing it out of his office. Win conditions for...
  14. Christian_Higdon

    Mr. Burns vs John Herbert

    Both are in-character. Battle is in a house. Win via KO, incap or death. Herbert's gun is restricted. Who wins? Herbs: 0 Burns: 7 Inconclusive: 0
  15. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    an old man trys to fight an old corpse (Grace)

    mr burns vs grandpa sawyer grandpa will get his hammer and wheel chair and burns will get nothing both are at 10-c also takes place in burn's office Old ma :8 A ******* dead body:
  16. Stalker_Maggot

    Mr Burns wants to kill a bee (GRACE)

    Why am I doing this shit? Idk Mr Burns vs Barry Bee Benson Both at 10-C Speed equalized Profiles for both: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Burns https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Barry_Bee_Benso Burns: 7 The Bee:
  17. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns vs. Remy

    Mr. Burns just told Smithers that Cars is superior to Ratatouille, so now Remy wants to kill him Speed is equalized Me irl: 0 The world's only blue rat: 1 WALL-E: 0
  18. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns fights some goldfish

    Mr. Burns is in a good mood today, so he wants to piss off PETA by bullying some goldfish Fight takes place in Burns' office, and the goldfish are in a bowl filled with clean water. Winner via death, KO or incap Me irl: 0 The snack that smiles back: 0 Cheez-Its: 0
  19. Psychomaster35

    New key for Mr. Burns (Possible New Tier)

    So there was something that I see that is left out of Burns' profile. That is his mech shown from this video, which is actually pretty much an amplifier to Burns he is stronger inside this mech. This thing has 3 forms that take a long time to defeat after a large amount of punches. It can...
  20. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns wants to get rid of a fly

    It's summer time, which means flies are rampant, and one has just flew into Burns' office. Burns has a newspaper roll and...speed is equalized I guess Me irl: 6 Housefly: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  21. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Two old Matt Groening characters duke it out.

    Farnsworth has created a device to take people through the tv and let them interact with fiction. While demonstrating to the crew, he takes himself to the Simpsons world. As he's about to leave, Mr. Burns shows up and insults him, starting a fight. Win by incapacitation. PS: Farnsworth has no...
  22. Buttersamuri

    Springfield upgrades n stuff

    Time for to upgrade everyone's favorite idiots from Springfield. But before I go into all the feats. I did want to bring up should we consider The Simpsons and Family Guy crossover as canon? They have mad references to each other before, even having homer show up in an episode iirc. I bring up...
  23. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns fights a cookie

    Speed is equalized. Burns is hungry, making him willing to fight the gingerbread man Mr. Burns: 3 Do you know about the Muffin Man?: 1 Inconclusive: 0
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  24. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Mr. Burns vs a mosquito

    A mosquito comes into Mr. Burns office to try and bite him. Mr. Burns tries to kill her. He has a flyswatter. Mr. Burns vs Mosquito (Real World), win by killing the mosquito or burns getting incapacitated in his attempt to kill her.
  25. The_Impress

    Can Mr. Burns kill a balloon? (2-2-0)

    Unsure if this is a stomp or not, but oh well Speed equalized. Alan is bloodlusted. Burns has a pin. Battle set in a endless abyss with air. Mr. Burns: 2 Alan Keane: 2 Burns finds his inner child: 0
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  26. The_Impress

    A bitter, frail old man beats up another bitter, frail old man (Completed)

    Mr. Burns vs Mr. Glass Bombs restricted apparently. 10-C versions. God I hope this isn't a stomp.
  27. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns vs. The Authority

    Fight takes place in a room with no wind. Both are bloodlusted and The Authority is 10-C Mr. Burns: 4 The Authority: 2 Inconclusive: 0
  28. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns tries to beat up a Lego

    Wyldstyle is 10-C, so she's basically just a lifeless Lego Mr. Burns is bloodlusted and the fight takes place in his office Mr. Burns: 3 Wyldstyle: 4 Inconclusive: 0
  29. Gamechanger465

    I feel like Homers feats should be updated

    I feel that Homer Simpson's profile has not been updated in a while. I would be happy to point out some missing feats that would change some statements on his profile.
  30. EMagoIorSouI

    Regarding Homer's 9-B.

    I've been thinking about this for the longest time, but never got to making the thread until now. Why is Homer 9-B for being able to lift a motorcycle and utilize it as a weapon? Are most Baseball players instantly 9-C physically when they use a baseball bat? no, they aren't. Honestly the...
  31. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns vs. Pickle Rick

    Pickle Rick is 10-C which means he doesn't have his rat limbs or weapons on him - he's basically just a talking pickle Mr. Burns: 8 Pickle REEEE: 4 Inconclusive: 0
  32. Kazuma_kuwabara

    Hody Jones vs Mr Burns

    THE BATTLE OF THE MILLENIUM (literally) Who will win? Our famous Mr.Burns? Or our newcomer,the "30" years old Hody Jones? Both at 10-C , Speed equalized Hody jones: 0 Burns: 0 both in a graveyard: 1
  33. Insecurity97

    Mr. Burns tries to step on a sponge

    Mr. Burns vs. SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob has been pissing off Mr. Burns for a while now, so Burns decides enough is enough. SpongeBob is 10-C, is at his normal size (4 inches) and can breathe on land. Speed is equalized Mr. Burns: 0 SpongeBob: 7 Inconclusive: 1
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  34. Dust_Collector

    Bill Cipher vs Mr Burns (Super Serious)

    So as we all know Bill Cipher is one of the weakest characters in fiction who gets stomped by pretty much everyone to ever exist, so I've decided to make a fair match in which he could possibly win. Speed is unequalized and Bill is 2-A, who wins. Bill Cipher: -2 Mr. Burns: 2 (CursedGentleman...
  35. GyroNutz

    "You can't catch me!" Gingerbread Man vs Monty Burns

    Both are in character. Mr Burns cannot use any gadgets. Speed equalised. Mr. Burns: 1 A walking talking piece of gingerbread: 5 Incon:
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  36. Marpal3

    The weakest man against the strongest ant

    We are in a parking lot at night, it's empty and only with an old man called Burns in an old Bugatti who had a mechanical problem so he had no choice but to stop it.. He tried to call Smithers but only Smithers know how to use his brand new phone. With no options he was about to activate the...
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  37. JustSomeWeirdo

    A bunch of trees vs One burn boi

    Oops I pressed the meme button agai Mr. Burns vs Composite Tree Both are bloodlusted
  38. Xanxussama1010

    Mr. Burns try to bully a woman

    Ok, time for Mr. Burns to has another match. Now he has to fight with this wome. Because both are very really strong, so I made them fight!! OvO 10-C vrsions for both of cause. Fight at a park. Start with 5m distance. Ok, who is the winner?
  39. JustSomeWeirdo

    Mr. Burns vs a Goomba

    Mr. Burns vs Goomba Victory by any means
  40. EmbalmerMaster9000

    Mr. Burns vs Abby (Scp-053)

    This might be interesting. - Speed Equalized. - Both in character. - Victory via death. - No knowledge about eachother. - Fight takes place within a small, cushioned room that spans ten meters in length, width, and height. - Both start five meters away from eachother. Dora the Explorer ...
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