Mr. Burns fights a Turtle

[Buttersamuri]

Mr Burns is going up against a turtle from ASDF.

Speed is equal

Takes place in Burns mansion

Burns is blood lusted

The turtle is in character

Who wins and why?


Mine Turtle:

Mr. Burns:

Inconclusive/Draw: 3

 

[Jackythejack]

So quick question, can the turtle press it's own button. Would it do that?

 

[Buttersamuri]

It can. It has flipped onto its back before.

Would it. Maybe. It has only shown to do it once. So if things aren't working out for him. He probably would do it. So he would have to be killed pretty fast for him not to self destruct.

 

[Jackythejack]

Really don't think Mr. Burns can kill it that fast considering immortality and the whole gunshot thing (which probably should up it from 10-C but eh).

Inconclusive because the turtle will probably blow everything up

 

[GyroNutz]

Mr Burns tries to press the button on the turtle's back, but is too weak to press it down. So the turtle gives him a helping hand, blowing them both up.

Inconclusive.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Two for a draw

 

[GyroNutz]

Never thought I'd see ASDF profiles on this wiki tbh

 

[Buttersamuri]

I saw Clyde and Happiness had a page. So I thought. I mean. They have impressive feats. So why not

 

[Jackythejack]

Clyde and Happiness is my favorite verse*

 

[Buttersamuri]

Then your favorite verse is '''WRONG'''

 

[GyroNutz]

Who's Clyde?

 

[Buttersamuri]

It's like the Cyanide and Happiness. Except it existed first

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

the only way i an see burns winning if we don't allow the mine turtle to explode burns can crush it with his sheer weight being 85 pounds but if we don't then the mine turtle self destructs and kills them both inconclusive