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King of the Hill gets its long awaited Anime adaptation. It becones so universal beloved with its "Propane Wars" Arc that it drives Dragon Ball completely out of business. It becomes so good that Hank Hill transcends fiction and becomes real. In an effort to seek revenge, the writers of One...
No, not the one from Marvel (otherwise Hank would stomp), but the dinosaur
Fight is in Arlen, Texas, giving Hank the homefield advantage
Hank has his rifle, pistol and chainsaw
Both start 100m away
S w o r d vs N o t s w o r d. Also speed is equalized and Hank doesn't have any guns and instead Has a chainsaw and lead pipe. Izuko has a wooden training sword
Hank Hill
Izuko Gae
Because apparently Hank is around 500kj which is something I didn't know of until recently because I thought he was only around 200 (which means I have to rethink some fight ideas with him), but basically I'm gonna end this man's career. Speed is equalized, Frank doesn't have 9-A weaponry, only...
With the new page of Bobby being made: time to spread his wings and fight
Lincoln vs Bobby
Speed is equal
No gun obviously
Who wins and why?
Bobby Hill:
Lincoln Loud:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Hank vs Frankenstein's monster
Speed is equal
Takes place in a forest
9-B forms
Hank has nothing on him
Who wins and why?
The Zombie:
The Hank:
Inconclusive/Draw:
A Champion Boxer fights a man who sells propane. That makes sense
Speed is equal
9-B forms
Weapons be restricted
Who wins and why?
Little Mac:
Hank Hill:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Rachel heard that Hank doesn't like dogs. Whether this is true or not doesn't matter but she's furious, so she goes to kill him. Hank gets told this beforehand and brings a shotgun and a pistol with him, but that's all he could manage to bring before the dogs come running at him. Speed is...
This fight always has to happen. Battle between the married.
To make this more fair
Peggy gets her Paddle and is bloodlusted
Hanks equipment is restricted
That's all. Who wins?
Hank Hill: 2
Peggy Hill: 1
Inconclusive/Draw:
I don't think I need to make speed = so it will be unequal for the fight
Fight is in a rocketship heading for the sun, which means no leaving the battleground or getting outside help
Fighting music for this match
Hank has his golf club and pitchfork
Jason vs Hank.
Both 9-B
Speed is equal
No bow for Jason. No Guns for hank.
They are 40 meters apart in the crystal camp forest. Neither know where the other is, but know they want to kill each other
Who wins
Jason Voorhees:
Hank Hill:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Hank vs The Fornite dude. Cause yes.
Speed is equal
Limited to 9-A stuff
And that's all. Who wins this fight?
Fortnite dude:
Hank dabs on their corpses:
Inconclusive/Draw:
Not like his Win loss record will get any better. And hank should be a good amount stronger anyway. So let's take this chance
Hank vs Sans. A legitimate fight
Hank is 9-A
Speed is equal
I don't think Bloodlusting hank would do entirely much different to what he would originally do. But I...
Here is a fun time waster. If you are away of the famous Hank Hill, from the anime King of the Hill. You know hank is often threatening to kick people in their rears. So this thread is a challenge to take your favorite characters from whatever verses, and rate a 1-10 on how badly hank would...
Saitama trains on Hank's lawn and even uses his mower for step-ups. Saitama eventually does some property damage on accident destroying a large part of his garage and his mower.
Both are at 9-A
Speed's equal
Both have nothing
Battle takes place on Hank's lawn
A guy who works out:
A guy who...
Dale looks at the McCallister house hold and their huge family he thinks this is suspicous and sets up a plan later that night and does some practice shooting on some cans in his backyard 1 week later kevin sets up his traps in preperation for Dale's break in
To explain some things dale is...
Scenario: Hank and his family go on vacation to New Marias and get a nice house with an outdoor pool. Cole ends up dropping his amp into the pool and calls Zeke to help him fish it out. After grabbing his gear to help deal with any trouble he might run into, Zeke does so, but Hank spots him out...
Sam Pucket vs Boomhauer. Cause I was told to do this
Speed is equal
Boomhauer ain't got no guns
Pucket gets her full arsenal (so her butter sock thing) and a bat
That's all man. Let's go
Boomhauer: 3
Sam Puckett: 1
Inconclusive/Draw:
Dang Ok Austin man ain't acting like an Adult. Boomhauer gonna teach him a lesson, I'll tell you what
Speed equal
9-B versions
Their in each other's range
Who wins and why?
Austin Powers:
Boomhauer: 2
Inconclusive/Draw:
Haha! I had this planned since I first made Hank! (No joke. I meant to do this). Anyway. Franks next opponent is Hank Hill. The king of the hill. This was difficult to make fair. But I got a good idea on it to give both parties a good chance
Both are 9-A (Franks in his suit, Hanks 9-A)
Hanks...
Hank Hill https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill
Vs
David Hasselhoff https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/David_Hasselhoff_(The_Spongebob_Squarepants_Movie)
Both at 9-A
Speed equalized
Both in character but willing to kill
No equipment
Both are 9-B
Smoke is fully equipped
Hank has pistols, a shotgun, and a rifle
speed is =
both bloodlusted
Both start 30 meters away
Fight is in Wal-Mart
Hank does not have mastery over guns. He's most likely as skilled with firearms as Dale and the rest of the people in the gun club which are all below Min who is a professional skeet shooter.
Hank has never used pressure points or acupuncture techniques to incapacitate an opponent.
While...
Tell me how to improve the title but Boomhauer vs Joker
Boomhauer's at 9-B
Battle takes place in the alley and both are 300 meters away from each other in the alley in Arlen Texas
Speeds equal
Both will be armed with Pistols
Hottest character on the vs battle wiki:
Society :
Incon:
Dale vs Joker
Dale is at 9-B and is armed with a pistol
Joker is armed with his colt detective special
Battle takes place in the Alley in Arlen Texas and their 300 meters away from each other
Speed is equal
Dale :10
Joker:
Joker steals Nancy:
minecraft steve moves into arlen and hank sees him using charcoal in his furnace which puts him in a bloodlusted rage as hank starts to destroy his grill area as hank drags steve to the alley to kick his ass
both are in character
battle takes place in the alley
speed equalized
both are 9-A...
The Nightmare fights The Propane. Both are 9-B, speed is equalised, Hank will have his chainsaw and axe and both are Bloodlusted.
Nightmare: 0
Propane: 0
Tie: 0
Oh No! Ika Made Hank Hill Mad. Now he is gonna try and kick her arse.
9-A versions
Speed is eqaul
Full arsenal
SBA from There
Who wins and why?
Ika Musume: 4
Hank Hill:
Inconclusive/Draw:
So in several episodes, near the end. Hank and other cast members will sometime talk with the audience. Like when Bobby was telling the audience how a magic tricked worked or when Hank talked about voting. I'm wondering should this give them Breaking the Fourth Wall. Or should it be considered...
These two are extremely selfish and unlikable. So let's see these two terrible characters fight
Mable vs Peggy hill
Speed is equal
9-B Peggy
SBA from there
Who wins and why?
Peggy Hill: 1
Mabel Pines:
Inconclusive/Draw:
timmy's dad walks into strickland propane and starts to talk about the benefits of an electric grill hank then jump at timmy's dad they start fighting
both bloodlusted
both at base
speed equalized
Basically this fight but their wives
Linda vs Peggy Hill
Speed is equal
Full Arsenal
Both are 9-A
Both are willing to kill
Takes place in an alley way
Who wins and why?
Linda Belcher:
Peggy Hill: 4
Inconclusive/Draw
These two are cartoons who are much more grounded to reality show wise, and are actually good fathers. So let's make them kill each other
Hank vs Bob
Both get a gun
Both get a knife
Speed is equal
Takes place in an alley way
Both are willing to kill
Both are 9-A
Who wins and why?
Bob...
Hank Hill taking a sip from his beer next to his other friends.
Matt was nearby making a theory on how the zombie apocalypse started while on a blimp
Matt: But Hey, That's just a Theory
Hank: There goes that Matt kid, Theorizing the end of the world. Dale, Do you have my ladder? I'm gonna...
(I never thought my life would come to this...)
Hank is trying to enjoy a little free time with those 'new-fangled videogames', but this paddle just keeps on cheating. He's sure of it! Well no more, he's going to try kicking that rectangle's ass!
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Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle - Both 9-B, Speed...