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king of the hill

  1. Buttersamuri

    God Danggit Paul Blart Mall Cop!

    More Hank and Paul fights. Full arsenal Speed is equal Takes place in the mall Both are willing to kill Both are 9-B Who wins and why? Hank Hill: 1 Paul Blart: Inconclusive/Draw:
  2. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Triple T

    Speed is equal. Both are 9-A. Battle is in a lake. Hank starts outside the lake with five tanks of propane and an axe. Both are in-character. Hank has a day to prepare. Win via KO or death. Who wins? Propainefull: 0 Demongator: 6 Both of them die: 0
  3. Buttersamuri

    God Dangit Superman!

    Hank Hill has finally had it up to here with Superman and his charcoal grilling ways. Now he will find and kick supermans Arse 9-B for both Speed is equal No equipment Takes place in a random city Who wins and why? Superman (Smallville): Hank Hill: Inconclusive/Draw:
  4. The_King_of_Prudence

    Mr. Bean versus Hank Hill

    Hank Hill: Mr. Bea: Inconclusive:
  5. JustSomeWeirdo

    Propane vs Diesel

    Hank Hill vs Thomas Diesel Both are 9-B, Speed Equalized, fight takes place outside of Strickland Propane Hank Hill: 4 Thomas Diesel: Inconclusive:
  6. LincolnLoudFan3120

    Lori Loud avenges her brother.

    Note: this is the aftermath of "That boy ain't right". Credit goes to Insecurity97. After Hank Hill beats up Lincoln, Lori breaks down and punches Hank. She then agrees that charcoal is better than propane. Hank Hill is then TRIGGERED. Lori will have preparation and her close-quarters combat...
  7. Buttersamuri

    God Danggit Mr. Bean.

    Mr. Bean showed up in Arlen, Texas but bought Charcoal. And became the face to sell it. Now Hank is Triggered. And is looking to kick Mr. Beans Arse Takes place in Arlen, Texas at the Megalomart Both are 9-A Full arsenal (Minus the tank) Speed is equal Who wins and why? Mr. Bea: 7 Hank...
  8. Buttersamuri

    Hank fights a Tank.... engine

    Everyone seems to have Thomas fight weird people. So I thought to join in. Hank Hill vs Thomas the Tank Engine Full arsenal and Cargo 9-A versions Speed is equalized Bloodlusted. Cause I rarely do these. Who wins and why? Tank: Hank: 2 Inconclusive/Draw
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    • hank hill king of the hill thomas and friends thomas the tank engine
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. CinnabarManx421

    Hank vs. Hank (Grace)

    Hank J. Wimbleton tracked the Auditor's goons to Arlen Texas and has begun hunting them down, only to find that Hank Hill has been selling Propane to the A.A.H.W.! Now he's off to stop Hill from selling this vital supply to his enemies, and they prepare to meet in combat. -Both are 9-A (Mag...
  10. Buttersamuri

    Austin powers fights conspiracist

    Austin powers next mission is to take out a Dale Gribble. Who is getting a bit to close to figuring out the secrets he shouldn't be knowing about. Austin is sent in to take out Dale and steal the evidence he has. Here's how it goes Takes place in Dales house 9-B forms are used Speed is equal...
  11. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson REDO

    Both are 9-B. Speed Equalized. Battle is in Hank's house. Both are in-character. Hank has a shotgun and a chainsaw. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Hank Hill: 0 Homer Simpson: 0 Inconclusive: 3
  12. Buttersamuri

    You know, These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they make down at Hank Hills house

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire. Skinner alarmed and let's out a gasp before opening the...
  13. Buttersamuri

    Yeah man I tell ya what Did one of them vs wiki fights last night man with them Quagmire and Whack! Whack! man go Woooo-loo-loo! Talk about big mistak

    Way too long title I know. But these two players end up hitting on the same girl. And they immediately go into bumping heads for her. Both are 9-A Speed is equal Takes place in a random city Morals removed against killing Bonus round Who wins with picking up chicks? All together, who is...
  14. Stalker_Maggot

    Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill rematch (GRACE)

    Both have had revisons, so this needs a rematch Rules: Both at 9-A Speed equalized Peter doesn't get his death form The rest is SBA Profiles: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Griffin https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill Peter: 2 Hank: 7 Inconculsivs:
  15. Podonklos

    Bill Dauterive Revisions

    Some of the justifications on Bill's page are... a bit ridiculous, and I feel like they should be removed. Overpowered 6 to 8 football players with an injured knee It's 6, and he didn't really "overpower" them. They grabbed onto him and he simply dragged them to the goal. He also struggled to...
  16. Buttersamuri

    God danngit Mario!

    Hank hill wants to Kick Marios ass because he didn't fix his pipes. 9-A used Speed unequal Full arsenal Takes place in a weird combination where Marios house was dropped into Arlen Texas Death or Incapacitate Hank Hill: Mario (Captain Lou Albano): 1 Inconclusive: Who wins
  17. Christian_Higdon

    Hank vs Scarface

    Speed Equal. Both are 9-A. Battle is in Hank's front lawn. In-character for both. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? Hank: 1 Mama: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  18. Jackythejack

    Hank Hill's Tier

    Hank Hill's tier is not an outlier for...what reasons exactly? I'm legitimately curious because I have no idea why we took one Building Level feat and upgraded the verse to that immediately when Hank appears to be consistently 9-B or 9-A at most. I've always seen KoTH as a series very much...
  19. Jackythejack

    (TWO VOTES LEFT) Hank Hill vs. Jonathan because my life is chaos

    So uh let's have Hank do the Jojo gauntlet. Because he's High 8-C and I'm gonna abuse it until people realize it's an outlier as far as we understand. This is second key jojo. Speed is equalized and the AP gap shouldn't be that bad at all. Who wins? Hank Hill: Jonathan Joestar
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    • hank hill jojo's bizarre adventure jonathan joestar king of the hill
    • Replies: 82
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. TheArsenal1212

    KOTH Spam Continues: Hank Hill vs Banjo & Kazooie

    Banjo and Kazooie make their way up Spiral Mountain, expecting to see the Witch. However, after using the cauldron to shoot up to the top of the witch's lair, they find Hank trying to sell propane to the witch. After a while, Gruntilda gets so irritated she leaves, hoping banjo and kazooie and...
  21. Buttersamuri

    BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    When they are enraged. You better watch out. Cause you won't like them when they are angry. (I'm not sorry. This had to happen) Hulk landed in Hank hills house on his TV during the big game. Now Hank is Pissed. Takes place in Arlen, Texas Hank doesn't get his Tank, however can use his melee...
  22. Modernmyrmidon

    Art the clown vs Hank Hill

    Speed equalized Both bloodlusted Fight takes place in Hank's back yard Both have access to all of their respective weapons Hank only has to kill Art once to win
  23. Christian_Higdon

    Hank Hill vs Freddy Fazbear

    Speed equalized. Both are 9-B. Battle is in a house. Hank has a chainsaw and an axe. Bloodlusted for both. Win vis KO, incap or death. Who wins? Propane: 6 Monster: 0 Inconclusive: 0 Music
  24. The_Wright_Way

    Infinity War, but Hank Hill is Thanos

    "It he collects all the Infinity Beers, he'd be able to destroy half of all life in the universe with a snap." Gamora snapped her fingers for emphasis. "Well, what's his name?" Tony asked. "Hank Hill." ~ The Mad Propane Salesman stepped back as he pulled the Mind Beer out of Vision's...
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    • hank hill king of the hill marvel cinematic universe spider-man (marvel cinematic universe)
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. Insecurity97

    Hank Hill fights a goddamn t-rex

    Hank knows that a t-rex is coming to Arlen, so he gets 20 minutes of prep Hank is 9-B, speed is equalized, and he has a shotgun on him. He's also bloodlusted because he wants to protect his family from the dinosaur Why dig for t-rex fossils when you can just mow a lawn?: 3 T-rex: 0 McQueenie: 0
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    • hank hill king of the hill the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. Psychomaster35

    Hank Hill 9-A key removal

    So as I watched the episode that claimed that Hank "tanked" the mega lo mart explosion, we never really see him again after he says "Oh no" after the propane tanks were activated causing them to explode. Its never really implied if he even lived the explosion which would make the episode...
  27. Buttersamuri

    Why would anyone gamble their soul to the devil when they could just mow a lawn?

    Hank Hill was mowing his lawn, when Cuphead was told to find and claim Hanks soul by the devil Fight takes place in Arlen Texas No plane for Cuphead, No Tank for Hank Speed is Equal Both are 9-A Morals against killing are removed, However, not bloodlusted Cuphead (Character): 7 Hank Hill...
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    • cuphead (character) cuphead (verse) hank hill king of the hill
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. Insecurity97

    Two of Mike Judge's creations are going to kill each other

    AKA Beavis vs. Hank Hill Both are 9-B and have a shovel on them. Speed is equalized. Fight takes place inside of Beavis and Butt-Head's house Eh heheheheh: 0 Got dang it, Bobbeh: 7 Inconclusive: 0
  29. Buttersamuri

    EXTERMINATE!!!

    Dale Gribble! You are Said to be the Next Doctor!! EXPERTERMATE!!! Fight between Dale Gribble vs A Dalek from Doctor who. Battle of the experimenters Dalek is mark 1 (aka 8-C), Dale is 9-A Speed is not equal Dale gets his full arsenal excluding his Tank. For reference so you know what Mark...
  30. Insecurity97

    "Got dang it Bobbeh, hwhat the hell are you doin' in my swamp?"

    AKA: Hank Hill vs. Shrek Shrek just drank all of Hank's propane so now Hank wants to kick his ass Hank is 9-B and has a sledgehammer and shovel on him That ogre ain't right: 3 What are you doing in mah swamp?!: 0 Family Guy: 0
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