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john clowder verse

  1. DontTalkDT

    Your Mom Fights an Idiot Savant

    Your mom has gotten into a fight with an idiot savant, because he insulted her cooking. SBA (no speed equal) Who wins and why?
  2. Vyfourthaccount

    John Clowder CRT

    so I've been looking through stuff and realized that Middens scaling is kinda Meh there were CRTs attempts but nothing changed so far and I'm talking about these two crts (the other is a blog post but Ig it still counts) sure they're old but it's better to revive it now since I'm trying to fix...
  3. Peppersalt43

    Manipulative Reality Warping Gods (Emnn vs Miyuki Sone)

    YOU think you can just load a save and start over, right? : 0 Why, it's in the palm of my hand. It is my hand. The one I wipe with : 0 Incon : 7 Low 2-C versions used Speed equalized (I wonder how that works in this situation) Emnn is bloodlusted Don't ask, I just want to try and make a viable...
  4. Peppersalt43

    A mailbox fights an amputee {PENDING REVISIONS}

    Quadruped of the second age : 0 Unicorn Amputee : 0 Incon : 0 Low 2-C versions used Speed equalized Fight takes place in a random beach, 10 meters apart Anyway, Middens Low 2-C characters scale to 10.000x above baseline while MLP characters downscale from a baseline 2-C attack
  5. Peppersalt43

    Dentures and a key fights a minifigure

    Gingiva and Chatterteeth : 7 Lego Dormammu : 0 Incon : 0 Low 2-C versions used Speed equalized Why not, haven't seen matches with these characters in a while
  6. Shmooply

    Genies vs Puyos

    Clowder verse unfortunately doesn't get a lot of attention, and neither does Coolie. So, let's try this. Hoping this doesn't turn into an AP stomp... Arle Nadja (Cycleless Supreme Existence) - Coolie - Time Nomad beats both - RULES: Speed is equalized Coolie can't summon his past lives...
  7. Armorchompy

    Two fleas fightin', nothin' weird here

    Except they're both Low 2-C This might be a stomp, but the second I realized this was possible I knew I had to. Speed equalized. Flea (Gingiva): 0 Flea (Weird N' Wild Creatures): 0 I accidentally step on both of them (Incon): 0 (First match in this forum, hopefully didn't format it wrong)
  8. ArbitraryNumbers

    Genie vs. Yukari

    "Hello there, cowboy :^)))" "Lol, Boundary Manip" Both are Low 2-C, and speed is equalized. 10 meter starting distance. Genie has arms and legs, so she can pull her own trigger.
  9. Christian_Higdon

    Emnn vs Bowser

    Both are 2-B. Speed Equal. Both are bloodlusted. Battle is in Heaven. They start 4 meters away. Win via KO, incap or death. Who wins? The Devil: 0 King Koopa: 0 This was a huge mistake, Christian: 0
  10. Jinsye

    Dante fights a gun

    Low 2-C Dante seems to be the new hip thing. Speed is = Who wins? Dante (Devil May Cry): 0 Genie (Middens): 0
  11. ArbitraryNumbers

    Himmler upgrade

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:ArbitraryNumbers/Datamining_the_John_Clowder_games I did some datamining for Gingiva and found that Himmler learns a move called "11th Dimension" at level 25. The game describes it as "a place where the general laws of nature collapse". This seems...
  12. Jinsye

    Yaldabaoth vs. Emnn

    The God of Control vs. The Sins of Ma Low 2-C Speed = Who wins?
  13. ArbitraryNumbers

    Jotaro (EOH) vs. Flea (Gingiva)

    Jotaro has SPOH Flea is the Flea Speed is equalized, neither have prior knowledge, and the Fleat can damage and see Star Platinum Over Heaven. Both are in character. Fight takes place in Cairo, Egypt, where Jotaro fought DIO in Part 3. Also note: The Flea scales to a feat that is 10,000x...
  14. SSBXeno573

    Coolie vs Sandman (Low 2-C Tournament)

    First Round of the Low 2-C Tournament begins! Our first contestants are Sandman (Timespinner) and Coolie (Where They Cremate the Roadkill). Here are the current standings. Speed Equalized and Low 2-C versions (SBA otherwise). Sandman - 7 (Lightnin, Zark, CrimsonAzoth, Ogbuna, YungManzi...
  15. SSBXeno573

    Alduin vs Emnn

    Speed =ised Low 2-C Emnn Emn: Aldui:
  16. The_Smashor

    Sentient Hand vs Sentient Mouth

    Rules: Speed Equalized. Battle takes place on FD. Otherwise no restrictions. Hand: Mouth: 1 (ArbitraryNumbers) Inconclusive:
  17. Jinsye

    Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo vs. Emnn

    Using a character I haven't used in a while Speed is unequal Super Bo and EoG Emnn (2-C) are used. Who wins? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (Character): 0 Emn: 0
  18. Hl3_or_bust

    Yobo and Zachary Will Feel My Pain (Ninja Lego Man vs Whatever the hell Coolie is)

    The First Spinjitzu Master vs Coolie (Where They Cremate the Roadkill) both are Low 2-C speed= if neccesary all of their stuff/attacks Lego Man: 0 "Ghost": 0 Icnonclusive: 2 (Yobobojojo, ZacharyGrossman273, DMUA)
  19. ArbitraryNumbers

    John Clowder Downgrades

    Coolie's feat with the Orphic Egg isn't something he can do through normal means. He can only damage the egg with a weapon known as the Whatsis, or by summoning a Noshka to attack it for him. Because of this, Coolie should be downgraded to "At least High 3-A, Low 2-C via summons, Low 2-C with...
  20. ArbitraryNumbers

    Sockpuppet vs Master Hand

    10,000x Low 2-C vs Source of all Creation in the Smash Universe Speed is equalized.
  21. fandom_031nch22

    President Pyramid vs Chip King

    President Elect Vs Bill Cipher Both Low 2-C Speed Equalized Who wins?
  22. ArbitraryNumbers

    The Flea vs Chuck Norris

    Speed is equalized. Fight takes place in the Asteroid belt where they are 200 km apart and aware of each other's presence. Victory by death, incap, or KO. That is all.
  23. Jinsye

    Emnn vs. Jas

    Omnipresent for both. 2-B versions used. Who wins? Embodiment of Evil: 0 Embodiment of Time: 0 The World isn't above us or below us. Why, it's in the palm of my hand. It is my hand. The one I wipe with.
  24. Jinsye

    Sailor Galaxia vs. Genie

    Genie ...and I know a place not far away from here... a paradise dripping with milk and honey. A sanctuary for minds matched to ours. ~ Genie, to Gingiva Powers and Stats Tier: Low 2-C Name: Genie Origin: Middens Gender: N/A Age: Unknown Classification: Talkative...
  25. ArbitraryNumbers

    Base Emnn revisions

    So after starting another playthrough of Roadkill I realized that Emn didn't actually create a Genie, although he could shapeshift it into a (presumably) more powerful form. He said it himself that it came from the corner of his pocket. He should still be able to have that conceptual erasure via...
  26. ArbitraryNumbers

    The Flea vs Thanos

    Flea (Gingiva) Thanos (Marvel Comics) Both at Low 2-C, speed equalized.
  27. Jinsye

    Pennywise vs. Emnn

    Emnn The World isn't above us or below us. Why, it's in the palm of my hand. It is my hand. The one I wipe with. ~ Emnn, meeting the Coolie Powers and Stats Tier: Low 2-C Name: Emnn, The Devil Origin: Where They Cremate the Roadkill Gender: Male Age: Unknown...
  28. ArbitraryNumbers

    Is this feat Tier 2?

    So in Gingiva, the party can take on either the First Person Shooter or Mr. Freedom. Whichever one they fight, the end result is the same; the death of the creature caused an explosion which tore a hole through dimensional walls. More specifically, these are the dimensional walls of The Rift; a...
  29. Jinsye

    Emnn stuff

    Someone posted this on Discord, and I thought I might show it. I can't say I agree 100% with all the abilities but there's some stuff in the thread that can be looked at. https://plus.google.com/+SuperBearNeo/posts/2cNA7mm7agZ What stuff can or cannot be accepted?
  30. Jinsye

    Prismo vs. Emnn

    Powers and Stats Tier: At least 2-C, likely far higher Name: Emnn, The Devil Origin: Where They Cremate the Roadkill Gender: Male Age: Unknown Classification: Devil, Demiurge Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Types 1, 4 and 8), Non-Corporeal, Abstract...
  31. Jinsye

    Monika vs. Emnn

    Monika But I can tell already that you're a sweetheart—will you promise to spend the most time with me? ÔÖÑ ~ Monika Summary Monika is the president of the local Literature Club of the protagonist's school. She is seen as a smart, athletic and kind girl, and is considered a...
  32. Jinsye

    Master Hand vs. Emnn

    So since Beginning Of Game Emnn is Low 2-C, and really high Low 2-C too, I've decided to test out his powers. Was originally gonna do Bill Cipher if... Emnn didn't AP stomp. Speed Equalized. Master Hand can transform into Master Core. Beginning of Game Emnn Who wins? Emn: 2 (Saikou...
  33. ArbitraryNumbers

    Felis Umbra vs SCP-871

    Felis Umbra SCP-871 Cat that devours entire star systems vs infinitely replicating cake. SCP has duplicated itself to the point of forming an entire planet of cakes with a radius of a trillion kilometers, the same size as this solar system.
  34. ArbitraryNumbers

    Clowderverse Upgrades

    Okay so I've told you dudeds about Coolie's super specific, very high end Low 2-C feat, right? The thing is, I don't recall any solid indication that Coolie's power is "growing" throughout the game at all. Why do I mention this? Well... Chatterteeth makes an appearance as an enemy and as a...
  35. Ultima_Reality

    Time Nomad Vs John Egbert

    i... don't even know ___________ Speed is equalized please don't kill me ;_; The Nomad has Genie The might of the meme i never understood influences this thread ___________ Nomad: Heir: Inconclusive:
  36. Jinsye

    Emnn vs. Chara

    Devil vs. Demon Child. Both 2-B, both Omnipresent. Who wins? Emn: 3 Chara: 0
  37. ArbitraryNumbers

    Flea vs Sailor Moon

    Flea (Gingiva) Sailor Moon Speed is equalized. Starting distance of 5 meters. Both at High 3-A. Fight takes place on the moon. Let's assume that the flea is only a few mm in size, just like its RL counterpart.
  38. ArbitraryNumbers

    Coolie vs Jiren

    Coolie Jire Both at Low 2-C. Speed is equalized. Victory via incap, KO, or death. Fight takes place on the Moon. Starting distance of 20 meters.
  39. Graf_Thorsdottir

    Thor vs Time Nomad

    Well I haven't done a Thor match for ages. Speed equalized with SBA in effect Worthy Thor (He will be given Time Stop and/ or Megingjord if it's too one-sided against him): 0 Time Nomad: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  40. ArbitraryNumbers

    Coolie vs Black WarGreymon X

    Both are at Low 2-C, speed is equalized. Victory is to be achieved via KO, Incap, or Death. Coolie has all of his weapons, including Genie. Coolie Black WarGreymon X
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