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glass joe

  1. Flowerguy2

    Two weakest fighters decided to duke it out (James Ellsworth VS Glass Joe) [0-0-0]

    Rules 1. Speed is equalized 2. Both are in-character 3. Battle taken in place in a boxing ring 4. Both are 8 meters apart 5. James has his Pepper spray Votes "Any man with two hands has a fighting chance!": Scale to greatly downscales from 796 Kilojoules "Eh, eh? Vive la France!": Scale to...
  2. Flashlight237

    Ivan Drago vs Glass Joe

    Okay, so here's the deal. Glass Joe is the weakest boxer of the entire boxing scene, scoring in 99 losses and a single win, that win officially stated to be a freak accident against Nick Bruiser and a ludonarrative dissonance. Glass Joe also downscales from literally everything in the Punch Out...
  3. AceOfSpaces3709

    A Cowardly Boxer fights A Cowardly Tycoon

    Glass Joe was 9-B, Both started 5 m apart, Battle took place in an alleyway on Ogre Street and Speed is equalized, Glass Joe: REO Speedwagon: Inconclusive:
  4. MistaClean

    Glass Joe fights a principal

    Glass Joe vs PC Principal Speed is equal Battle takes place in a bar PC is 9-B Glass Joe Scales to 540,262 Joules PC Principal Scales to 340,960 Joules Joe: 4 PC:
  5. Psychomaster35

    Bubble tries out boxing

    Heres a little warmup! She may be humiliated as the 2nd worst 7-B due to her piss 10-C physical durability, but lets see how she fares against a boxing match! Story Bubble is seen in a boxing ring at the blue corner, preparing to fight, yet is sweating in fear. On the red corner, Glass Joe was...
  6. Buttersamuri

    Butters Loser Brackets: Round 9 Harvey Birdman vs Glass Joe

    And now we bring back our previous winners to fight once again. This time we being our first returning Winner/Loser, Harvey Birdma from the Harvey Birdman series, Submitted by Psychomaster35, going up against Glass Joe, from the Punch Out series, Submitted by Me! The Current Standings Speed...
  7. MistaClean

    Glass Joe fights some idiot teenager

    Glass Joe vs Beavis Beavis has a baseball bat. speed equal Idiot: Boxer: 1
  8. Jackythejack

    Paul Blart vs glass joe

    Fine here let's do this. Speed equal. I'll restrict equipment if I have to. Fight in Paul's mall Paul Blart Glass Joe
  9. Jackythejack

    Johnny Gat takes up Boxing (Johnny Gat vs Glass Joe)

    Speed equal. Johnny has a pair of boxing gloves if he wants to use them and there's a knife on a high shelf in the room they're in. Johnny Gat Glass Joe
  10. Buttersamuri

    Butters Loser Brackets: Round 1 Glass Joe vs Jar Jar Binks

    Welcome to the Second brackets hosted by yours truly. This series of brackets is of the losers. They suck in canon, or just have a sucky record on the wiki. Regardless. They battle it out here! Round 1 will be none other than Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars, The Lego version, Submitted by...
  11. Botchede

    Glass Joe fights a (unusual) tiger

    Glass Joe steps on the ring to fight himself facing a Liger. Can he beat this powerful hybrid and claim his victory? SBA used, Glass Joe has access to his headgear. Glass Joe: 3 Liger: Inconclusive:
  12. Buttersamuri

    Little Mac Healing addition

    This is pretty quick, Little Mac can heal himself seemingly naturally. This able to be done in between rounds and when they are on the ground. This should qualify as Healing. Should be able to be used in combat whenever he has a moment or if he dazes an opponent. This is both for OG who can hack...
  13. Buttersamuri

    Gibby vs Glass

    Final Joe fight for a bit, till others start hitting grace Glass Joe vs Gibby Speed is equal. That's all. Who wins Gibby Gibso: Glass Joe: Inconclusive/Draw:
  14. Buttersamuri

    Ivan vs Glass Joe

    The Ex Champion of Rocky vs The... boxer from punch out (probably better than Mac considering Mac majorly out skills the Rocky verse). I'll swap to a different boxer from the verse if needed, but I think this could work. Maybe. We shall see. So. Speed is equal That's all. Who wins this fight...
  15. Buttersamuri

    Alaskan Bullworm vs Glass Joe

    The world of punch out has had many different and unique fights show up. And now we have Glass Joe fighting easily the strangest thing this verse will ever see (for now). The Alaskan Bull Worm Speed is equal That's all, let's actually see how this goes Glass Joe: Alaskan Bull Worm...
  16. Buttersamuri

    Gotta Box Box Box

    Baldi couldn't do it, let's see if the strongest of the verse can Glass Joe vs Gotta sweep. Speed is equal Takes place in Baldi's school house Who wins? Gotta Sweep: Glass Joe: 7 Inconclusive/Draw:
  17. Buttersamuri

    Lincoln Loud tries out boxing

    Lincoln needed money to buy the brand new Ace Savey comic. Specially signed by the creator himself. So he joins into boxing to try and earn some quick cash. His first round is the man from France himself. Glass Joe. Speed is equal That's all Who wins and why? Lincoln Loud: Glass Joe: 3...
  18. Buttersamuri

    Jim vs Joe

    Non Generic Names. Glass Joe vs Jim Anyways, let's do this Speed is equal The dad gets his bike of course That's all Who wins and why? Joe: 2 Jim: 1 Inconclusive/Draw:
  19. Buttersamuri

    Glass Joe LS update

    This should be quick enough. So, Glass Joe should get the same treatment on his LS as he gets on his AP. The fact he can clearly scale to Mac, even if it's to a smaller degree should land him in the same general area LS wise. We have established earlier that his AP should likely scale to the...
  20. Buttersamuri

    Street Thug vs Boxer

    Final one for a bit, Speedwagon vs Glass Joe Speed is equal They both start in range I think that's all Who wins? Robert E. O. Speedwago: Glass Joe: 1 Inconclusive/Draw:
  21. Buttersamuri

    Mario vs Glass Joe

    I'm just making all the Wall level versions of impressive characters fight Glass Joe Speed is equal The dEevolutionn gun is restricted, but he gets the rest of his arsenal That's all, who wins? Glass Joe: Mario: Inconclusive/Draw:
  22. Buttersamuri

    Thanos vs Glass Joe

    Cause it's funny and such, Thanos. Like that giant purple Raisin. And Glass Joe. You should've aimed for the head with Thanos You shouldn't Aim for the head with Joe Speed is equal That's all I suppose Glass Joe: The Dinosaur: Inconclusive/Draw:
  23. Buttersamuri

    Hulk Smash Puny Boxer!

    The Hulk vs Glass Joe! Because This is the only way hulk will be strong enough to fight with Joe Speed is equal That's all, which god comes out on top? Hulk: Glass Joe: 7 Inconclusive/Draw:
  24. Stalker_Maggot

    Glass Joe vs Freddy Fazbear: People with tons of losses

    Glass Joe vs Freddy Fazbear Both are at 9-B and Canon Freddy is used Speed equalized Fight takes place in a boxing arena Both are bloodlusted Glass Joe: Freddy Fazbear: Inconclusive:
  25. Jackythejack

    Baldi vs. Glass Joe (REMATCH!)

    It's the fight of the century here today! Join us in the arena (but not actually the arena) as we see Baldi, the math teacher with attitude, fight Glass Joe, the Frenchman with a losing streak. Can Baldi reclaim lost pride, or is this going to be a repeat? Baldi got an upgrade so naturally this...
  26. Stalker_Maggot

    Glass Joe vs Dan Hibiki (G R A C E)

    Glass Joe vs Dan Hibiki Wall level versions used Speed equalized Glass Joe: 5 Dan Hibiki: 10 Incon:
  27. Buttersamuri

    Glass Joe Vs Baldi

    I saw someone reccomand this. Here we go Glass Joe vs Baldi Speed is equal Both willing to kill Takes place in an alley way Who wins and why? Glass Joe: 6 Baldi: Inconclusive/Draw:
  28. BigSmoke4269

    Glass Joe VS Shaggy Rogers

    I feel like either one of these guys could take each other's place without any major differences. But who would win in a fight? Glass Joe: 0 Shaggy: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  29. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    a boxer vs an old man

    moleman vs glass joe two humans with wall level durability joe will have his title defense helmet but moleman won't have anything just his godly body so it's not a stomp because of glass joe's wall level striking also please tell me if this is a stomp Glass Man:2...
  30. Buttersamuri

    Question on Glass Joes durability and AP

    I wanted to ask why is Glass joes durability only put at wall when we have he can tank hits from Sandman (who's small building) and Little mac (who's 3 star punch is Much stronger than any of sandmans attacks. So small building at least) And his defense helmet can block Macs physical attacks...
  31. Buttersamuri

    Joe vs Hulk

    The original Hulk (1970s) vs Glass Joe Takes place in a ring Speed is unequal Hulk: Joe: Inconclusive
  32. Shrekisluvshrekislife

    Glass Joe vs Dan Hibiki

    I used random battle stipulations to make this more interesting!! sorry if its a bit long! Combatants: Glass Joe vs Dan Hibiki Win by: keeping the opponent knocked out for at least an hour. Personality for this battle: Glass Joe would rather KO but will kill if he has too. Dan Hibiki is...
  33. Shrekisluvshrekislife

    Glass Joe vs Bubsy the Bobcat

    Glass Joe vs Bubsy Perhaps the worst boxer... ever Its Nerf or Nothing's Mascat Glass Joe bubsy the bobcat location: Babenhausener Bach River, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany Babenhausener Bach River, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany Starting point: 4 meters from each other. Starting...
  34. Genericstickman

    Battle of the human level characters with wall level durability

    Ultra Soldier Kid Vs Glass Joe speed equalised Wall Durability Kid: Wall Durability Man: Incon:
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