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Difference being OmniLander was a short fight that was known to be an absolute slaughter, going against Bardock was the real fight. At least AstaDeku wasn't a joke episode.Didn't Omni-Man get a runback 2 seasons later? I'm pretty sure him and Asta were in the same season too.
Here's to hoping Gen Z will produce media catered to turbo autismo chudmuxxed schizos on 4chan.I hate modern media, but it was the same with castlevania. You appeal something thats for redditors it will print money.
This guy did a good review on Halo 4, Infinite, and a few months ago 2 which touch upon just how mismanaged modern Halo has been. The lore retcons 343 did are pretty dreadful, and frankly it makes the Star Wars Sequels look tame with how mismanaged it was.
Honestly if Halo was at least doing well this wouldn't feel like another humiliation ritual for Chief, but between 14 years of mismanagement from 343, the ungodly TV show, and now Chief being about to be pasted by a character who is now more popular, more beloved, and has been in better games, it just feels sad to be a Halo fan nowadays.
This guy did a good review on Halo 4, Infinite, and a few months ago 2 which touch upon just how mismanaged modern Halo has been. The lore retcons 343 did are pretty dreadful, and frankly it makes the Star Wars Sequels look tame with how mismanaged it was.
Honestly if Halo was at least doing well this wouldn't feel like another humiliation ritual for Chief, but between 14 years of mismanagement from 343, the ungodly TV show, and now Chief being about to be pasted by a character who is now more popular, more beloved, and has been in better games, it just feels sad to be a Halo fan nowadays.
the speed advantage only exists if you ignore MHS-relativistic Doomguy feats/statements and take the far more ridiculous relativistic-FTL spartans argument seriously which you shouldn'tWith how much the Death Battle Reddit is downplaying Doomguy and hyping up the Anti Matter weapons and speed “advantage” I’m actually kinda worried they’re gonna do my boy dirty only to keep the fight interesting
Then again the fact they’re releasing this before the next Doom game does kinda point to them not needing any new info for Doomguy to win. So honestly I’m just sad we ain’t getting Loreguy til YEARS from now
They'll likely address the lore regardless but they're not gonna have doom lose hereWith how much the Death Battle Reddit is downplaying Doomguy and hyping up the Anti Matter weapons and speed “advantage” I’m actually kinda worried they’re gonna do my boy dirty only to keep the fight interesting
Then again the fact they’re releasing this before the next Doom game does kinda point to them not needing any new info for Doomguy to win. So honestly I’m just sad we ain’t getting Loreguy til YEARS from now
I've never seen Ben make this face before.They'll likely address the lore regardless but they're not gonna have doom lose here
Live Ben reaction https://cdn.**********.com/attachments/1124789148490936331/1360008613808312420/bro-what-happened-in-this-pitch-all-i-know-is-there-was-a-v0-qt0y4zwnm2ue1.png?ex=67f98e39&is=67f83cb9&hm=1380749e98db70ba2b1bc895b2e0291f055a72548838e2100de568c3f4f907ec&
Basically, the guy who was pitching Homura vs Kurumi fumbled the bag HARDWhat did I miss? What's this about Homura vs Kurumi?
Basically, the guy who was pitching Homura vs Kurumi fumbled the bag HARD
1. Spent more time talking about Madoka than the actual matchup to the point they had to ask him to speed it up
2. I think he was late to the call
3. Kept talking AFTER the minutes were up
4. Brought up a Neptune body pillow to camera
Basically, the guy who was pitching Homura vs Kurumi fumbled the bag HARD
1. Spent more time talking about Madoka than the actual matchup to the point they had to ask him to speed it up
2. I think he was late to the call
3. Kept talking AFTER the minutes were up
4. Brought up a Neptune body pillow to camera
Maybe me not backing the Kickstarter was a blessing in disguise. I can SOMEWHAT talk about my wanted MUs through voicechat or whatever, but lord knows I'd be a nervous wreck talking to the folks who actually MAKE the show. My pitch would be as basic as can be, and chances are I'd still find a way to fumble...Basically, the guy who was pitching Homura vs Kurumi fumbled the bag HARD
1. Spent more time talking about Madoka than the actual matchup to the point they had to ask him to speed it up
2. I think he was late to the call
3. Kept talking AFTER the minutes were up
4. Brought up a Neptune body pillow to camera
What happened on April 10th?Never talk to the death battle community about April 10th
Homura vs Kurumi is actually one of my most wanted fights on death battle, and this guy just did all of this in front of the creators of the dang show for it's pitch, and all for 3,000 frickin bucks...Basically, the guy who was pitching Homura vs Kurumi fumbled the bag HARD
1. Spent more time talking about Madoka than the actual matchup to the point they had to ask him to speed it up
2. I think he was late to the call
3. Kept talking AFTER the minutes were up
4. Brought up a Neptune body pillow to camera
Like imagine spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars for Ben and Chad to look at you like that, and that’s them trying to be nice BECAUSE you spent so much money to pitch your obscure ass matchup that they’d never think about again.Maybe me not backing the Kickstarter was a blessing in disguise. I can SOMEWHAT talk about my wanted MUs through voicechat or whatever, but lord knows I'd be a nervous wreck talking to the folks who actually MAKE the show. My pitch would be as basic as can be, and chances are I'd still find a way to fumble...
ABSOLUTE DEATH BATTLE DEATHWhat the actual
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what idea wa s thatFunnily enough I actually had a pitch a few days ago and I was a little worried cause I went a minute over and my matchup was a total crapshoot… but man this makes me feel a whole lot better.
look we spent our money on dumb shit before but never once you'll have me spend ******* 3,000 on shit like this3,000 frickin bucks...
https://media.**********.net/attachments/645278128369041418/1360106230215086202/Dread.jpg?ex=67f9e922&is=67f897a2&hm=bce27c0127bac477233247b52fd7f383a7e0b19f3a737ce28f2d0f5a20a8bb38&Basically, the guy who was pitching Homura vs Kurumi fumbled the bag HARD
1. Spent more time talking about Madoka than the actual matchup to the point they had to ask him to speed it up
2. I think he was late to the call
3. Kept talking AFTER the minutes were up
4. Brought up a Neptune body pillow to camera
part 2 gonna cook when it gets donethis goes unreasonably hard