Warhammer 40,000: Discussione Generalis VI - Robotic Priests Edition

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Glad to hear he's alright.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Glad to hear he's alright.

Ahzek-Dembski-Bowden is immortal.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Abaddon the Despoiler Bowden.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

He has to be kept alive so he can finish Black Legion and then eventually write the Horus Cthonia backstory book.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

pls yes

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

For the Greater Good! Codex T'au Empire

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

So I just listened to The Assassination of Gabriel Seth.

Spoilers: Gabriel Seth isn't assassinated, 0/10

 

[The_Everlasting]

Biggest lie of a title since John Dies at the End.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

https://www.warhammer-community.com...om-lords-van-saar-and-moregw-homepage-post-1/

Fuckton of new stuff got announced.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Finally, they're updating Kill Team!

Also, that new Necromunda faction looks sick.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Dat sexy xenotech.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Also:

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2018/03/14/all-new-all-different-inferno/

We get more info on what Inferno Vol.1 will contain. It will not only have Fan stories, but stories by Black Library authors, including a David Annandale Primaris story.

Which means feats.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

The Blood Warrior Shadespire faction looks pretty sweet, too.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Age of Sigmar has some unironically pretty creative Khorne stuff. The Bloodreaver tribes are very interesting in a twisted sense.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Yeah.

Now I need to pick up the rest of the Shadespire factions shit

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

I also like the Khorne Warlord from the Realmgate Wars who really wants to become a Daemon Prince, but can't since the world he's in has already been long ravaged by his and other Khornate armies and there's not much left for him to kill and destroy.

So when the Stormcasts arrive he's actually hyped and overjoyed to have a challenge and a chance to prove himself.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Accurate.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Pls GeeDubs, don't screw this up.

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Catherine's Debut! - Anew

uwu.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Lolicron

 

[The_Everlasting]

This series will be the most amazing thing.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

I can't get over the fact that the pictures on Macha's wall

are Gabriel Angelos, the Emperor, and ******* Harambe.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Call me when we get Yvraine as the Ynnari idol.

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Where is my Khornate idol?

 

[DMUA]

are Gabriel Angelos, the Emperor, and ******* Harambe.

Most ridiculous out of context panels Part III

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

The Emperor, Gabriel Angelos, and Harambe.

Also known by the race of man as the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, in that order.

 

[DMUA]

Pic or it didn't happen.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I require a Tyranid idol

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

When's the Waaaagh!dol coming?

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

I require a Tyranid idol

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Big E is not pleased with this.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Where is my Khornate idol?

Matt and I were discussing the music genres of the Chaos God idols.

Khorne is heavy metal.

Nurgle is chill country.

Tzeentch is refined classical.

And Slaanesh is an earrape dubstep remix of an already existing idol song.

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Where is my Khornate idol?

Matt and I were discussing the music genres of the Chaos God idols.

Khorne is heavy metal.

Nurgle is chill country.

Tzeentch is refined classical.

And Slaanesh is an earrape dubstep remix of an already existing idol song.

Khorne is angery.

Nurgle is chill.

Tzeentch is that one guy who has $37000 perfume.

Slaanesh is having a rave party while Ynnead is about to snipe him/her/it from a nearby rooftop.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Sister Rosie's Debut! - Prometheum Laced With Love

40K was good while it lasted. Pack up and leave, folks.
I can't stop listening

Help me please

The innuendos are too much

 

[Holyhotsauce]

Sister Rosie's Debut! - Prometheum Laced With Love

40K was good while it lasted. Pack up and leave, folks.

I can't stop listening
Help me please

The innuendos are too much

think about how would Lady Breinhard feel about you cheating.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

>Implying that this video was not created by Breinhard in the first place

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

You best step the **** back with that heresy, citizen.

 

[Holyhotsauce]

>Implying that this video was not created by Breinhard in the first place

Because the video was actually created by Slaanesh.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Codex T'au Empire is out.

The Tau still don't have proper FTL technology (Well, FTL to any extent that makes interstellar travel practical). What they do have is a stable Wormhole that they discovered years after the disaster of the 4th Sphere of Expansion (Which used Warp-drives), that they can sort of direct and travel across numerous points in the Imperium Nihilus.